anaheim-gazette 1953-01-11

ANAHEIM RORAH SMITH EN ROUTE: MARS TO VENUS VIA EARTH, THE TACHOMETER TICKS THOUSANDS OF MILES AS SCORCHY LEARNS HUNDREDS OF SPACE TRAVEL TRICKS... I'M SITTIN'! DIDN'T I TOLD YOU, IF YOU FEEL GIRDY YOUR DUTTY I'M SITTIN'! DIDN'T I TOLD YOU, IF YOU FEEL GIPPY, YOUR DUTY IS TO CUT OXYGEN PRESSURE! ZO! EGGZENTRIC WHY DON'T S EGGZENTRIC WHY DON'T S HIM ORBIT BE WHERE HE BUT IT 15 GOOD TO GET AN OVERDOSE OF CLEAN OXYGEN WHILE WE CAN, CAP'N VAN! HEIM DAILY GAZ ANAHEIM. CALIFORNIA SUNDAY, JANUARY 11, 1953 HE FLOATS THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE THE ZILLY YOUNG MAN WITH THE BRAIN OF A CHEEZE! ZIT DOWN HERE! I TOLD YOU FEEL OTHERWAYS, WE ALL FEEL I TOLD YOU FEEL OUR DUTY IS OXYGEN RE! ZO! OTHERWAYS, WE ALL FEEL TOO HAPPY AND CARELESS AND... HEH HEH HEH ... AHEM! HARRUMF ZO!! YOU ZEE WHAT I MEAN? PANT-PANT EGGZENTRIC PLANETOID! WHY DON'T SOMEONE MAKE EGGZENTRIC PLANETOID! WHY DON'T SOMEONE MAKE HIM ORBIT BEYOND MARS WHERE HE BELONGS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, URSULA? VENUS HAS A SCANTY ATMOSPHERE LIKE MARS? GAZETTE YOUNG THE BRAIN ZE! ZIT HERE! WHUP! WHUP! SURE DO, PHEW! I MEAN, SURE DO, SIR! NO! VENUS REALLY HAS TOO MUCH! BUT IT'S FULL OF THE WRONG THINGS!