anaheim-gazette 1953-01-02

6 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY MORNING, Jan. 2, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CHARITY BAZAAR KISSES #1 KISSES PROFESSOR! YOUR ROCKET SHIP ISN'T MOVING! IT ISN'T?! I GUESS THE FUSE WAS DEFECTIVE. MAYBE SIR OAKY WILL HAVE TO STAY HERE NOW! I'LL GET ANOTHER FUSE. WAIT-LOOK! SMITH WAS AMING OVER OPAL'S HEAD! THE IMPACT OF YOUR SHOT AT HIM CAUSED HIM TO FIRE! SCORCHY SMITH SMITH WAS AMING OVER OPAL'S HEAD! THE IMPACT OF YOUR SHOT AT HIM CAUSED HIM TO ARE! DICKIE DARE A FLUTE... WHY JAN... GOSH THANKS! IT'S REAL SILVER- IT BELONGED TO MY FATHER BANA! SHE'S A FAKE AND I'M GOING TO SHOW HER UP AS JUST THAT! DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HER SPACE LOVER SORE!! THE SHOW BEGINS... DARLING... THE HEAVENS WILL HAVE TO WAIT! OH DIANA! MAM-M! THIS IS DELICIOUS, MOMS! SIMPLY DELICIOUS! WHERE EVER DID YOU GET THIS WONDERFUL RECIPE? OH, COME NOW, DIANE GIVE YOUR MOTHER CREDIT FOR SOME ORIGINALITY HERE'S TO A HAPPY NEW YEAR, MR. PETERS, AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU IN '53! THANKS... AND THE SAME TO YOU...AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU!! New Year's Greetings to All. from Neiflora Neiglonsand Morris. KISSES 1 KISSES ALFRED'S INSURANCE AGENCY A-1 INSURANCE AGENCY ALFRED'S INSURANCE AGENCY I'LL GET ANOTHER FUSE. WAIT-LOOK! WHOOSH! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GOING THIS HIGH! WOOPS! WE'VE LEVELED OFF, NELLIE BUT LOOK!! THE GIANT RUBY! THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR IS RETURNED! THAT NEW COLLUNN WAS BUILT TO SUPPORT THE GREAT SHRINE ROOM ABOVE! AND ALL THE TIMES OGAR'S RUBY WAS Hidden IN THE TOP OF IT! BUT LOOK! THE GIANT RUBY! THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR IS RETURNED! THAT NEW COLLUNN WAS BUILT TO SUPPORT THE GREAT SHRINE ROOM ABOVE! IT'LL COME IN HANDY SOME DAY - YOU SEE, A GIRL LOVES THE SOUND OF A FLUTE! SHE DOES? NOW I KNOW WHY THIS THING GAGS ME! WHAT A LIFT YOU THREE HAVE GIVEN ME! AN AIR LIFT, HUH? IT'S ONE WE'RE PLANNING TO KEEP UP! WHAT'S A FEW THOUSAND MILES TO VISIT SOMEONE TO WHOM YOU BELONG! THE SHOW BEGINS DARLING...THE HEAVENS WILL HAVE TO WAIT! SMACK! RUR, SWITCH ON EARTH-TELEVISION IT IS TIME TO VIEW SGT. SONIC! I LOATHE HIM! OH, COME NOW, DIANA! GIVE YOUR MOTHER CREDIT FOR SOME ORIGINALITY --- I'LL GET THE CAN FOR YOU. IT'S BOB? I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD HUM I'M OUT! ---THE MOVIES? I. I'D LOVE TO GO WITH YOU, BUT I'M JUST ABOUT TO OUT WITH HAL! IF YOU CALLED SECOND LATER, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE! CREDIT FOR SOME ORIGINALITY I DON'T HAVE THE FIGURES BUT THERE MUST BE MILLIONS OF GOLFERS AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WOULD WANT ONE OF THESE BALL FINDERS! -- AS A BUSINESS MAN I DO LIKE TO INVEST IN YOUR COMPANY!! MR. PETERS! PETERS TOLD HIM THE WHOLE STORY OF THEIR TOWN WISHING TO ATTRACT YOUNG FOLKS OF THEIR BACKING OF BOB'S INVENTION AND THEIR HIGH HOPES FOR IT!...MR.CARTWRIGHT LISTENED ATTENTIVELY A-1 INSURANCE AGENCY I PAY ALL CLAIMS WITH A SMILE! ALFRED'S INSURANCE AGENCY I PAY ALL CLAIMS WITH A SMILE! ALFRED'S INSURANCE AGENCY I PAY ALL CLAIMS WITH A SMILE! ALFRED'S INSURANCE AGENCY I PAY ALL CLAIMS WITH CASH! WOOPS! WE'VE LEVELED OFF, NELLIE! NOW WE'RE GOING DOWN! -- AND WE'RE COMING TO KING CORNY'S CASTLE! AND ALL THE TIME OGAR'S RUBY WAS HIDDEN IN THE TOP OF IT! SMITH'S OMNIBLAST SHOT UNCOVERED AND DISLODGED IT TO FALL AND CRUSH TWO TRATORS. AND JUST WAIT TILL ALL ASTAR HEAR'S THAT THEIR OWN GUARDS SHOT SMITH, OUR LEADER! AND ALL THE TIME OGAR'S RUSH WAS HIDDEN IN THE TOP OF IT! SMITH'S ONWIBLAST SHOT UNCOVERED AND DISLOUGED IT... TO FALL AND CRUSH TWO TRAITORS! AND JUST WAIT TILL ALL ASTAR HEARS THAT THEIR OWN GUARDS SHOT SMITH, OUR LEADER! IT'S ONE WE'RE PLANNING TO KEEP UP! WHAT'S A Few THOUSAND MILES TO VISIT SOMEONE TO WHOM YOU BELONG? A GUY CAN GET ALONG BY HIMSELF IF HE KNOWS THE FOLKS HE LOVES CARE FOR RUM, TOO! I LOATHE HIM! THIS IS MORE THAN RUR CAN ENDURE! ...THE MOVIES? I... I'D LOVE TO GO WITH YOU, BOB, BUT I'M JUST ABOUT TO GO OUT WITH HAL! IF YOU CALLED SECONDS LATER, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE! HAL?? HE'S HERE WITH ME NOW AND SAID HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! EVERY DAY YOU BUO, BUT I'M JUST ABOUT TO GO OUT WITH HAL! IF YOU CALLED SECONDS LATER, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE! THAT'S SWELL OF YOU, MR. CARTWRIGHT, BUT IT AIN'T MY COMPANY. I'M JUST PEDDLIN' EM FOR A YOUNG FELLA IN OUR TOWN! DO NOT FEET THE ANIMALS "ISN'T IT AWFUL THE WAY THOSE WILD ANIMALS RUN AROUND WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL FURS AND WE HAVE TO RUN AROUND WITHOUT ANY?"