anaheim-gazette 1952-12-28

THINGS to COME by PRESNAN CHARLIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I MISTOOK A NARROW ALLEY FOR A NEIGHBOR ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, PETERS? I ONLY MADE ONE THAT I EVER REALLY KEPT! NGS ME STOOK AROW ALLEY ? A— BETWEEN-BUILDINGS RUNWAY!! NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBOO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS? THEM DAGGONE THINGS? YES, THEM DAGGONE THINGS!! THEY AIN'T TO NAN YOU ONLY KEPT ONE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?... WHAT WAS IT? THAT I'D NEW Y YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY'LL PUT A RUN-WAY THESE DAYS!! BECAUSE PLANES ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO LAND IN CROSS WINDS, AIRPORT OF THE BECAUSE PLANES ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO LAND IN GROSS WINDS, AIRPORTS OF THE FUTURE WILL HAVE PARALLEL RUNWAYS INSTEAD OF INTERSECTING ONES RESULTING IN SAFER AIRBAGS REQUIRED LESS LAND... EVEN TALL BUILDINGS RUNNING PARALLEL TO RUNWAYS WOULD NOT HINDER LANDINGS. HBORS BY ORRIS THEY AIN'T WORTH THE BREATH IT TAKES TO NAME 'EM OVER! NOBODY EVER KEEPS 'EM!! THAT I'D NEVER MAKE ANOTHER NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!