anaheim-gazette 1952-12-23

6 Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY MORNING, DEC. 22, 1902 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA GIFT SHOPPE SHORT OF CASH FOR CHRISTMAS? OPEN A CHARGE ACCOUNT! CREDIT DEPT. AND WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR BANK, YOUNG LADY? IT'S CALLED 'THE IRON MISER' PIGGY BANK, BUT IT'S EMPTY RIGHT NOW— I AM PROFESSOR GESSOR, THE WORLD'S GREATEST GENIUS! THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE! THIS IS SIR OAKY DOAKS, AND HE WANTS TO GET TO THE KINGDOM OF UNCERTAINIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. HAVE YOU INVENTED ANY NEW WAY TO TRANSFORM? THEY'RE MAKING MOLTEN METAL OUT OF OUR ROBOTS, SIR! AND WE MUST CATCH UP WITH SWEND AND OPAL! READY WITH THE OMNIBLAST, PYMMS! NOW SIR? NOW THEY'RE MAKING MODEN METAL OUT OF OUR ROBOTS, SIR! WHERE CATCH UP WITH SWEND AND OPAL! READY WITH THE OMANBLAST, PUMS! NOW SIR? LET'S ADD-THAT MEANS ALL MEN RIGHT! THE NAZIS AND COMMIES FRANKLY BELIEVE IN ENSLAVING PEOPLE AND NATIONS BUT WE DON'T! SO HERE'S OUR PAPER... ARE WE IN OR OUT? DICKIN DARK THAT WRAPS IT UP... ON EARTH, PEACE, GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN! ADV OF PATSY HEAR THAT, BLOCK? THE DOLL IS CUCKOO, BUT GOOD//SHE PICKS ME AS THE GUY SHE WANTS TO BE ALONE WITH IN A FLUXING SAUCER! I'VE GOT AN IDEA SHE'S PLAYING IT SHARP AND BESIDES,SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! A RARE TYPE IF I EVER SAW ONE! NOBO ME BE ARE FROM PLANET JOB AND AROUND CONVINCE GOSH, DIANA, THIS QUESTION IS A STICKER! WHICH TRAVELS FASTER, HEAT OR COLD? I IMAGINE HEAT TRAVELS FASTER. YES, MARTHA AND I ARE LEAVING FOR THE SOUTH SHORTLY AFTER CHRISTMAS, AND I PLAN TO GET IN PLENTY OF GOLF!...DO YOU PLAY, MR. PETERS? NO, BUT SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN SO KIND TO US, TAKING US IN DURING THIS SNOW STORM. I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE PRESENT SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A ARDENT GOLFER! IT WAS IN HIS SUITCASE SO HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND GIFT-WRAPPED ONE OF HIS PRECIOUS AND ALL-IMPORTANT GOLF BALL-FINDERS! CALLED 'THE IRON ER' PIGGY BANK, IT'S EMPTY NOW— LET 'EM KEEP THEIR OLD STUFF! GEE, I SPENT ALL MY CHRISTMAS MONEY AND I FORGOT TO BUY SOMETHING FOR YOU! WAIT FOR ME. HERE-- I JUST GOT AN IDEA! E YOU INVENTED ANY NEW WAY TO TRAVEL? I'll Say I Have! YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE PRACTICALLY IN UNCERTAINIA RIGHT NOW! TO KING CORNY'S CASTLE. SIR OAKY, JUST WHERE IN THE KINGDOM OF UNCERTAINIA DO YOU WANT TO GO? HMM! I MUST DECIDE ON THE FUEL-- PROFESSOR GESSOR! I'M NOT A FOOL! BY OGAR! NO JOB IS TOO BIG FOR AN OWNIBLAST! GOOD WORK, PYM! SVEND DRAGGED OPAL OFF THIS WAY! COME ON! WE DON'T! HERE'S OUR R... ARE WE IN OR OUT? NOW WE KNOW HOW ADLAI AND IKE FELT ON ELECTION EVE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE 28/23 A RARE ME IF I EVER WAS ONE! NOBODY EXCEPT ME BELIEVES YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER PLANET...TAKE THE JOB AND STICK AROUND AND CONVINCE 'EM! YOU CAN CATCH COLD! BY OGAR! NO JOB IS TOO BIG FOR AN OMNI/BLAST. GOOD WORK, PYM! SVEND DRAGGED OPAL OFF THIS WAY! COME ON! WOW...HE...LOOKS SERIOUS...WE...WE FLOPPED... CADETS, THE REPORT OF THE COMMITTEE JUDGING THE DEMOCRACY CONTEST HAS JUST COME IN... ANNA X HAS DECIDED TO TAKE THE TELEVISION JOB, MR. BLOCK! FINE!...SHE'LL BE SET, SONIC'S FEMININE LEAD! ER-I-I HEARD YOU WENT OUT WITH HENRY LAST NIGHT, DIANA. HENRY: SIGHE HE'S THE TYPE A GIRL MIGHT SAY IS, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!" CATCH COLD! HERE IS A LITTLE GIFT TO YOU FROM MRS PETERS AND MYSELF... WE'RE SURE IT WILL INCREASE YOUR ENJOYMENT OF GOLF BY 25%. MAY I PUT IT UNDER THE TREE? YOU CERTAINLY MAY AND I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH!... WE'RE OPENING OUR GIFTS IN THE MORNING WHEN OUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN ARE HERE! CHRISTMAS EVE WAS A FABULOUS SESSION IN THIS FABULOUS HOUSEHOLD! THE PLACE WAS A-GUZZ WITH ARRIVING CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN AND FINALLY SANTA CLAUS! WAIT FOR E. HERE-- I JUST GOT AN IDEA! The Ritz Toggery USE YOUR CHARGE ACCOUNT DO YOU GIVE OUT CALENDARS FOR NEXT YEAR! M! I ST IDE ON E EL-- PROFESSOR GESSOR! I'M NOT A FOOL! I SAID FUEL, YOU FOOL! NOW WE ARE GOING TO OPEN A NEW ERA OF TRANSPORTATION! GOOD WORK, PYM! SVEND DRAGGED OPAL OFF THIS WAY! COME ON! NO MORE NONSENSE, OPAL! WHERE'S OGAR'S RUBY! IT'S REALLY WITHIN YOUR REACH BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT! THEY ABANDONED THEIR FLEETCAR BUT WHERE'S THAT EARTHMAN AND HIS MEN!? GOOD WORK, PYM! SVEND DRAGGED OPAL OFF THIS WAY! COME ON! NO MORE NONSENSE, OPAL! WHERE'S OGAR'S RUBY! IT'S REALLY WITHIN YOUR REACH BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT! THEY ABANDONED THEIR FLEETCAR BUT WHERE'S THAT EARTHMAN AND HIS MEN!? WOW... HE... LOOKS SERIOUS... WE... WE FLOPPED... YOUR PAPER PLACED FIRST!! CONGRATULATIONS! THANK YOU, SIR! coullon waugh SHE'LL BE REST, SONIC'S FEMININE LEAD! BAH! WHAT'S FEMININE LEAD? YOU'LL BE THE ROMANTIC INTEREST ...THE HERO'S SWEETHEART! SOMETHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU EARTH INHABITANTS CALL LOVE? HENRY: SIGHE HE'S THE TYPE A GIRL MIGHT SAY IS, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN? A PILL! HENRY'S SIGHT HE'S THE TYPE A GIRL MIGHT SAY IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? A PILL! YOU CERTAINLY MAY AND I APPRECIATE IT EVERY MUCH!... WE'RE OPENING OUR GIFTS THE MORNING WHEN YOUR CHILDREN AND ANDCHILDREN ARE HERE! DATE BOOK 12-24 AT NEWYORKER "ARE YOU SURE WE HAVE A DATE TONIGHT? I CAN'T FIND YOU ANYPLACE IN MY DATE BOOK!"