anaheim-gazette 1952-12-19

Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY MORNING, DEC. 18, 1932 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA BUSINESS MEN'S CLUB LECTURE TODAY "SECRETS OF SUCCESS" BY OSCAR OLDHAM HMNN — "PUSH" THAT'LL BE A SWELL TITLE FOR MY LECTURE! GENTLEMEN—I CAN GIVE THE SECRET FOR SUCCESS IN JUST ONE WORD—AND YOU'LL FIND THAT WORD ON THE DOOR BEHIND YA IMOGENE, IS IT MUCH FARTHER TO PROFESSOR GESSOR'S HOUSE? HE DOESN'T LIVE IN A HOUSE, OAKY! HERE'S WHERE HE LIVES! WHOA, NELLIE! WHERE? WE'LL STAND HERE, I'LL PUSH THE BUTTON--- LEMMIE SPLATTER EM WITH THEIR OWN ONNI BLAST! NO! YOU'D DISSOLVE ORAL, TOO! CALL UP THE ROBOTS! THEY'LL SHIELD US...THEN WE CLOSE IN! LEMME SPLATTER EM WITH THEIR OWN ONNI BLAST! ORAL TOO! CALL UP THE ROBOTS! US...THEN WE CLOSE IN! SO - IF WASHINGTON HADN'T HELD ON TO THE IDEA OF "WE THE PEOPLE" AS BOSS, WE MIGHT BE LIVING IN A DICTATORSHIP! AND THE MORAL FOR US IS... ...TO STICK TO OUR COURSE... NO MATTER WHAT! TO KEEP STEERING OUR SHIP... POOR ANNA X! MATER MAKING A TRIP ALL THE WAY DOWN TO EARTH. SGT. SONIC GIVES HER THE BRUSHOFF! DIANA! FOR THE LAST TIME... PLEASE, MOTHER, DON'T REMIND ME TO TIDY UP MY ROOM AGAIN... YAW-N-WN-NE IT'S A BEGINNING TO ANN TOO! ARE YOU AND MRS. PETERS THAWING OUT A BIT? WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT... HERE WE ARE AT MY HOUSE... WE'LL GET YOU WARMED UP NOW! YOUR HOUSE? WHAT AN ESTATE!!... WHAT A MAN TO BE RESCUED BY!!! BUT THE WARMTH OF ANY HOUSE WOULD LOOK GOOD TO THEM RIGHT NOW IF IT WAS ONLY A SNACK, WHICH THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T JAY ALAN- "DARLING, THERE'S SOMETHING BEEN MEANING T BUTLEMEN—I CAN GIVE YA SECRET FOR SUCCESS JUST ONE WORD—and ILL FIND THAT WORD THE DOOR BEHIND YA! MY UNCLE ALFRED IS GONNA MARCH IN A PARADE WITH THE UNION HE DELONGS TO! GEE! A REAL PARADE? STAND HERE, PUSH THE BUTTON— …AND DOWN WE GO! OAKY, WE'RE GOING DOWN IN AN ELEVATOR! I HOPE IT'LL STOP! LEMME OUT, IMOGENE! IT'S GETTING TOO DARK IN THIS THING! PROFESSOR GESSOR'S INVENTIONS HAVE BUT OUR KINGDOM CENTURIES AHEAD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD! THEY'LL SHIELD US...THEN WE CLOSE IN! KEEP THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME! AIM FOR THEIR OPTICS! GREAT! THE ROBOTS ARE DRAWING THE FIRE! RUN OUT!! US...THEN WE CLOSE IN! AWAY FROM ME! AIM FOR THEIR OPTICS! MATTER TO KEEP RING SHIP... GOVERNMENT OF BY FOR THE PEOPLE "BY OUR OWN PET STAR" THE "FOUNDING FATHERS" DID SOME JOB OF CHARTING A COURSE FOR US TO STEER BY! HERE'S SOMETHING WE OUGHT TO DOPE OUT, TOO! WHAT GAVE THEM THE IDEA? NICE TAKEOFF SGT. BONIC! DON'T EVER CRASH MY TELEVISION SHOW AGAIN!! THAT'S HER. MR. BLOCK! SOMEBODY HAS GOTTA TAKE HER SEROUSLY! YAW-N-WWE IT'S ACTUALLY BEGINNING TO ANNOY ME, TOO! THIS IS TOO MUCH! 20 MINUTES LATER... DIANA! I HAVE TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL! TOO! DIANA! I HAVE TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL! NEVER DREAMED OF BEIN' RESCUED FROM FREEZIN' TO DEATH AND BEIN' BROUGHT TO A PLACE LIKE THIS... YOU SURE GOT SOME PLACE HERE, ALL RIGHT! I DO HOPE THIS SOUL WILL WARM YOU UP! I JUST OPENED UP A CAN... OUR COOK AND OUR MAIN HAVE GONE TO FLORIDA TO OPEN UP OUR HOUSE BEFORE WE GET THERE!! 12-20 WELL!! SOMEBODY ELSE IS GOING SOUTH too! AT LEAST PETERS' AND MYRA'S UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT: WITH THEIR CAR IN THE SNOWPANIES, WILL GIVE THEM A GLUMSE OF HOW THE OTHER HALF PREPARES FOR A TRIP. GEE! A REAL PARADE? SURE! THEY'RE EVEN GONNA HAVE A BAND! - AND BE ALL DRESSED UP IN THEIR UNION CUTS! LEMME OUT, IMOGENE! IT'S GETTING TOO DARK IN THIS THING! PROFESSOR GESSOR'S INVENTIONS HAVE BUT OUR KINGDOM CENTURIES AHEAD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD! -BUT I LIKE THE OLD-FASHIONED WAYS BEST, DON'T YOU, OAKY? SMACK! ELEVATOR PLEASE, OAKY! JUST ONE MORE KISS! ROBOTS THE FIRE! COME WITH ME, ORAL DEAR! AND AND TRICKS!! LOOK! IN BACK OF THE SHRINE! THAT SPACE SERVICE FLEETCAR! HA! YOU LOVE FOREIGNERS, ENJUST THAT EARTHMAN HAS BROKEN INTO OUR SHRINE, I'LL... COME WITH ME, OPAL DEAR! AND NO TRICKS!! LOOK! IN BACK OF THE SHINE! THAT SPACE SERVICE FLEET CAR! HA! YOU LOVE FOREIGNERS, ENOUGH IF THAT EARTHMAN HAS BROKEN INTO OUR SHRINE, ILL... HERE'S SOMETHING WE OUGHT TO DOPE OUT, TOO! WHAT GAVE THEM THE IDEA? IT CAME FROM MANY SOURCES, I GUESS ...BUT I'M QUITE SURE... I CAN SHOW YOU THE PRINCIPLE ONE Holy Bible THATS HER MR BLOCK! MEBODY HAS A TAKE HER ROUSLY! SGT. SONIC, YOU WILL FIND ME PERSISTENT! YOU HAVE SPURNED MY FIRST OFFER BUT... AHEM MAH I MAKE THE NEXT OFFER MINUTES LATER... DIANA! I HAVE TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL! I NON'T BE MUCH LONGER, DAD... I JUST CHANGED EARS. DIANA! I HAVE TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL! I MONSTER BE MUCH LONGER, DAD... I JUST CHANGED EARS. PHIL BIRUBE 12-20 E THIS SOUP WILL YOU UP? I JUST UP A CAN... OUR AND OUR MAID HAVE FLORIDA TO OPEN HOUSE BEFORE THERE!! MEN'S TIES JAY ALAN12-20 I GAVE HIM A RED TIE YEAR BEFORE LAST AND A BLUE TIE LAST YEAR SO THIS YEAR I'LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT: A GREEN TIE.