anaheim-gazette 1952-12-14

B-4 Anaheim Gazette SUNDAY MORNING, Dec. 14, 1862 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A STAND FOR OUR TREE AND SAVE THE MONEY, UNCLE ALFRED? CHRISTMAS TREE STANDS ALFRED LINE UP, LADIES... AS YOU WERE! HERE'S OUR CHANCE, GIRLS! MAKE ME AN OFFER THESE B-BEAUTI SLAVES... OFFER! SCORCHY SMILE THAT'S THE WAY TO HANDLE THE SERPENT SERFS! LOOK AT THE OTHER'S RUN! SCORCHY SMITH THAT'S THE WAY TO HANDLE THE SERPENT SERFS! LOOK AT THE OTHERS RUN! DICKIE DARE SEEKS AS IF DEMOCRACY'S RULE IS, FIGHT FOR YOURSELF BUT GIVE THE OTHER GUY AN EQUAL BREAK... THAT MEANS... ...A MAN IS FREE — UNLESS HE'S HURTING ANOTHER, OR PREVENTING THE GENERAL WELFARE... coulton waugh AND THAT MEANS THAT EVERYONE OF US, MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE, IS WORTHY OF RESPECT. HEY! NOW YOU'VE HIT ON A BRIGHT IDEA!! TOMMY, DRIVE WH FRIEND, MISS ANNA X, OVER TO THE REGAL!! MOMENTS LATER OH, STANLEY! DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY FAILED IN MATH AGAIN! YEP... I JUST DON'T GET THAT STUFF DO WELL. HOW FAR OFF DO YOU THINK YOU WERE FROM THE CORRECT ANSWER? OH, STANLEY! DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY FAILED IN MATH AGAIN! YEP... I JUST DON'T GET THAT STUFF TOO WELL. IT'S IN A SKID, MYRA... I CAN'T HANDLE IT...HANG ON, MYRA! OH, PETERS! ON THE SLIGHT SLOPE THEIR CAR WENT INTO A FIGURE 8. IT WAS HORRIBLY HELPLESS ETERNITY TILL IT SWISHED BACKWARDS OFF THE ROAD AND CAME TO REST IN A DEEP, SLUSHY SNOWDRIFT— JAY ALAN- "DADDY, WHY DON'T YOU RADIATORS ARE TURNED MAKE ME AN OFFER FOR THESE B-Beautiful SLAVES--ANY OFFER! SURE-- ONE DINAR! SOLD! ARE YOU LOSING PEP? LET US SHOW YOU HOW TO HAVE PEP TO BURN! Laral Ramson © 12-15 OAKY HAS BOUGHT THE TWELVE DAUGHTERS OF INBAD THE TAILOR AT AN AUCTION SALE... WE LOVE YOU FOR IT! I'LL SAY WE DO! EASY, GIRLS! I ACTING FOR THAT HE STILL WANT MAR YOU'VE GIVEN US OUR FREEDOM! SLAVE MARKET STOP OPAL! ANOTHER STEP AND YOU GET THE SAME TREATMENT!! ON OPERATION "RESTORE RUBY," SCORCHY'S SQUAD TRIES TO FORCE THE SECRET DOOR OF THE SHRINE WITH THE AID OF ROBOTS, BUT INSIDE, OPAL VAINLY TRIES TO HALT THE DISASTROUS STOP OPAL! ANOTHER STEP AND YOU GET THE SAME TREATMENT!! ON OPERATION "RESTORE RUBY," SCORCHY'S SQUAD TIRES TO FORCE THE SECRET DOOR OF THE SHRINE WITH THE AID OF ROBOTS, BUT INSIDE, OPAL VAINLY TIRES TO HALT THE DISASTROUS COURSE OF HER TREACHERY TO ASTAR... AND THAT MEANS THAT EVERYONE OF US, MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE, IS WORTHY OF RESPECT. OF COURSE YOU GOT THE RIGHT TO BELONG TO THE WRONG PARTY, GEORGE THIS IS AMERICA ...BUT LISTEN... CADETS DARE, REILLY AND LIPINSKY ARE POOLING THEIR BRAINS TO WRITE A PAPER ON DEMOCRACY FREEDOM PLUS GENERAL WELFARE - HOW'S THAT? OKAY- BUT IT DOES MAKE YOUR BLOOD POUND! I AM JOINING THE PARTY AT SGT, SONIC'S TABLE! SGT, SONIC? I HAVE TRAVELED FAR TO MEET YOU! HOW FAR OFF DO YOU THINK YOU WERE FROM THE CORRECT ANSWERS? ONLY THREE SEATS! CREE-E-PERS! JUST LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS MOTHER BAKED FOR THE LADIES' CLUB CAKE SALE! OH-N-N! G BRO-THE GEE-E HOW FAR OFF DO YOU THINK YOU WERE FROM THE CORRECT ANSWERS? ONLY THREE SEATS! CREE-E-PERS! JUST LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS MOTHER BAKED FOR THE LADIES' CLUB CAKE SALE! OH-N-N! BRO-TH GEE-EMYRA - ARE YOU HURT?--MYRA? NO, I'M ALL RIGHT PETERS...ARE YOU? POOR MYRA AND PETERS...THEIR CAR HAD SKIDDED OFF THE GLASSY HIWAY AND THUS ENDED FIRST LAP OF THEIR TRIP TO THE SUNNY SOUTHL...BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO...THEY'RE MILES FR ANY PLACE...THEY'RE HELPLESS...AND IT'S GETTING MIGHTY COLD YOOO WOOO! WOOO HOOO! CHICKEN BRAIN! LEAVIN' YOUR CHRISTMAS PACKAGES WHERE PEOPLE SIT ON EM! I'll say we do! EASY, GIRLS! I WAS ACTING FOR THE SHAH--HE STILL WANTS TO MARRY ALL OF YOU! THE DEAL ONLY COST ONE DINAR, SO I WANTA RETURN THIS MONEY. I'll TAKE CARE OF IT! COME ON, GIRLS--WE'LL RENT SOME BIKES! AND GO RIGHT TO THE SHAH'S PALACE! SVEND! YOU'D SLAY ME!! EVEN THAT, MY DARLING DUPE! AND MY LUMBIAN AIDES WILL FIND OGAR'S RUBY BY TEARING THIS SHRINE APART! AH! THEY BROKE THE BOLTS! COME ON!! SVEND! YOU'D SUN ME! EVEN THAT, MY DARLING DUPE! AND MY LUMBIAN AIDES WILL FIND OBARS RUBY BY TEARING THIS SHRINE APART! AH! THEY BROKE THE BOLTS! COME ON!! OKAY- BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR BLOOD POUND! HERE'S SOMETHING THAT DOES! A SENTENCE YOU COULDN'T FORGET IF YOU LIVED TO BE A MILLION! all men are created equal... endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights... among these are life, liberty and the purfuit of happiness FROM The Declaration of Independence, written by Thomas Jefferson 12-15 SONIC HAVE LED FAR MEET YOU! Yi-Yi-Yi... YOU POOR LITTLE DOLL YOU MUST BE PLUMB TUCKERED OUT SIT DOWN AND RELAX WITH US! WELL OF ALL THE BRAZEN! OH-N-O! GOL-LY! BRO-THER!! GEE-E-... WHAT'S ALL THAT RUMPUS ABOUT IN THE KITCHEN, DIANA!? I'M JUST FIGHTING TEMPTATION, MOTHER! THE MOTHER DIES! OH-N-N! GOL-LY! BRO-THER!! GEE-E-E-E-E! WHAT'S ALL THAT RUMPUS ABOUT IN THE KITCHEN, DIANA? ...I'M JUST FIGHTING TEMPTATION, MOTHER! NO, I'M ALL RIGHT, PETERS... ARE YOU? REWARD WANTED STAM JAY ALAN12-15 "I PUT THAT ONE UP MYSELF!"