anaheim-gazette 1952-12-01

RUN, UNCLE ALFRED! OUR BUS IS FULLING OUT! HECK! YOU'RE SO SLOW WE NEVER GET ANYWHERE! THE SHAH SAID TO TAKE THE ORIENTAL EXPRESS TO ALLBAD, THEN A LOCAL TO BLAH! HOW DO YOU TAKE AN EXPRESS? YOU'LL SEE. HERE IT COMES! I'LL FLAG IT! THEY'VE ORDERED MY AGREST FOR UNAUTHORIZED VIDEO! RIGHT! BUT WERE WITH YOU SIR! NO! I'LL HAVE TO GO BOLD! YOUR RISK LOSING YOUR SPACEMEN'S STATUS AND GET EXILED TO A SATELLITE! IF WE BREAK ASTAR LAW! BUT YOU'RE PLEASED TO FIND ASTAR'S RUBY... CHY SMITH DICKIE DARE THE SCHOOL WON'T DISCIPLINE ME — AT LAST I CAN CELEBRATE! THANKS - I'LL TAKE 4 EGGS, HASH, SPUDS, CANNED PEACHES — BETTER DOUBLE THAT WHOLE ORDER! READY FOR THE CHEER, BOYS? ADV OF PATSY EVERYBODY'S LEFT THE SET AND IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET A GOOD CLOSE LOOK AT EGT, SONIC'S SPACE LABORATORIUM SO I THINK ILL BROWSE! HERE'S A GADGET HE USES A LOT WHEN HE WANTS TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUTER SPACE. OH DIANA YOU'RE LATE, DIANA. WERE YOU DETAINED AT SCHOOL? NO, MOTHER. I NENT TO THE LIBRARY TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. I'M SO GLAD DIANA IS TAKING SUCH A DEEP INTEREST IN HER SCHOOLWORK. I'M GETTING CLOSER...CLOSER...KNOW JUST ABOUT WHERE THE GOLF BALL IS HIDDEN... MY LITTLE FINDER SAYS IT'S RIGHT IN THIS AISLE!!...THERE IT IS,IT'S IN MRS. FOGARTY'S HAND BAG!-AM I RIGHT? YOU SURE ARE! TO THEM POB HAD PERFORMED A DANDY SLEIGHT OF HAND TRICK...IT'LL REQUIRE AN AWFUL LOT OF EXPLAINING TO CONVINCE THEM HE HAS A GREAT INVENTION OF COMMERCIAL VALUE. WHEN HE EXPLAINED IT TH SEE IT DID HAVE SOME PO COURSE THERE ISN'T MUCH THEY'LL HAVE TO SPREAD AFIELD...WHICH COMPLICAT GEE, YOU'RE SMART, UNCLE ALFRED! YOU KNOCKED THE MAN DOWN A WHOLE FIVE DOLLARS! SALE! OVERCOATS! AND LOOKIT THE DINNER WE'RE HAVING WITH THE MONEY YOU SAVED! HERE IT COMES! I'LL FLAG IT! J-JUMPIN' JIMINY, A DRAGON --- AND ME WITHOUT MY LANCE! WE'RE THE FIRST NATION TO HAVE A RAILROAD! BIT OFF TRACK, YA IF WE BREAK ASTAR ANN! BUT YOU'RE PLEDGE TO FIND ASTAR'S RUBY. SO YOU GIVE THE ORDERS WE FILL THEM AND WE ALL STAY LEGAL... I HOPE! WE'LL ALL STAY SAFELY INSIDE THE LAW!? AS CREWMAN OF A SPACE SHIP'S, MUST ACT ON YOUR ORDERS AS SECOND OFFICER, SIR! READY FOR THE CHEER BOYS? WE... ...WON! WHANG! NOW DICKIE IS BACK AGAIN ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF CADETS IN JOHN PAUL JONES NAVAL ACADEMY BOY - IT'S A RELIEF TO BE PART OF A OUTFIT AGAIN - INSTEAD OF HAVING TO AC HERE'S A GADGET HE USES A NOT WHEN HE WANTS TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUTER SPACE! DIES PETECTOR GULP! HEY I TUNED IN A FLYING SAUCER REAL QUICK! THE THING C-COMING CLOSE AND CLOSE ...CLOSE I'M SO GLAD DIANA IS TAKING SUCH A DEEP INTEREST IN EVER SCHOOLWORK. POSTURE FASHIONS BEAUTY TIPS WEAPON DIET ETIQUETTE MAKE-UP OH-H-H, DAD, JUST LISTEN TO THE BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE DIANA HAS. WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, MOMS POSTURE FASHIONS BEAUTY TIPS HORSE DIET ETIQUETTE MAKE-UP YOU USE... WITH MY LITTLE INVENTION I LOCATED THIS GOLF BALL HIDDEN IN THIS THEATRE!...NOW THAT MAY NOT MEAN TOO MUCH TO WE FOLKS WHO DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME FOR GOLF...BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF THE THOUSANDS OF GOLF BALLS LOST IN TALL GRASS AND WOODS EACH YEAR YOU'VE GOT A READY MARKET TO SAVE GOLFERS MANY DOLLARS EACH YEAR!! EN HE EXPLAINED IT THEY COULD IT DID HAVE SOME POTENTIALities BUT OF ORSE THERE ISN'T MUCH LOCAL MARKET... YOU'LL HAVEL TO SPREAD THEIR WARES FAR ELO...WHICH COMPLICATES THINGS NO END! JAY ALAN "I'm BUSY TONIGHT ELMER, I HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT I'm going to make just as soon as I call Henry!" AND LOOKIT THE NICE DINNER WE'RE HAVIN' WITH THE MONEY YOU SAVED! Lafel Ryman 11-29 GIT OFF TH' TRACK, YA BUMS! OH-OH! IT'S INBAD THE TAILOR! DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YA, INBAD! GOIN' SOMEWHERE? WE'RE GOING TO BLAH TO SEE THE SHAH! YE'LL HAFTA CHANGE AT ALLBAD! BUT, INBAD, THESE CLOTHES ARE ALL I'VE GOT! AS CREWMEN OF ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S, WE MUST ACT ON YOUR ORDERS AS SECOND OFFICER, SR. BUT YOU'RE AN BARTHANMAN, NOBODY CAN EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THE DO'S AND POINTS OF ASTAR LAW! AHEM! YOU'RE ORDERED TO PROCEED, BUT QUICK, TO THE SHRINE OF THE TALISMAN... THERE WE'LL FIND THE MISSING RUBY! OFFICER, SR! BOY – IT'S A RELIEF TO BE PART OF A BIG OUTFIT AGAIN - INSTEAD OF HAVING TO ACT... TO THE REAR... HUTCH! ALL BY ONESELF OOPS! THE THING IS C-COMING CLOSER AND CLOSER ...CLOSER! CRACKETY CRACKETY POP POP POP POW WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, MOMS? I SAID DOESN'T DIANA SING BEAUTIFULLY! I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE GAYING, MOMS, FOR THAT ANFUL SCREECHING DIANA'S DOING! JAY ALANE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT AS I CALL HENRY! JAY ALAN- // THE TROUBLE IS, WHEN I GO SHOPPING I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT I DON'T WANT! //