anaheim-gazette 1952-11-24

6 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1902 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA LOOK, UNCLE ALFRED! LAMBERT AND HIS FRIEND ARE SELLING LITTLE PUPPIES FOR ONLY TWENTY-FIVE CENTS! AW, GEE! WHY CAN'T I KEEP HIM! CHEAP SKATE! WE'RE JIST TRYIN' TO COLLECT DOUGH FER THE ORPHANS' HOME THANKSGIVIN' DINNER! HERE WE ARE ON THE BEACH. DO YOU MIND BEING ALONE WITH ME? SHUCKS, NO! YOU AREN'T ONE OF THE SILLY KIND! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! BLAP! BLAP! BLAP! NELLIE, YOU CAN STOP LICKING HIS FACE... OPERATOR! I WANT SENIOR SUB OFFICER GOR OF ASTAR SPACE SHIP #3! OH! IT'S THE EARTHMAN !! YOUR NUMBER IS TEN ZED THR-RREE ONE! AND UH, MINE IS ONE B NI-UN NI-UN! ER...THANKS, SIS! I'LL REMEMBER BOTH! SCORCHY SMITH! YOU OL...ER VERY GLAD TO SEE YOU, SIR! GREAT VIDEO SHOW, SIR! HIYA, YOU TOUGH ON SPACE BLAST! BUSY TONIGHT ARCHY SMITH SHIP #3! NI-UN NI-UN! GREAT VIDEO SHOW, SIR! DICKIE DARE THAT'S THE BOAT WE'RE AFTER — WHY IS SHE HEADED TOWARD US? coulson wawon WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED, DANKARD! YOU'RE LICKED! YEAH, CAP'N, I'M LICKED, BUT NOT BY YOU — IT WAS THIS PINT-SIZED CADET WHO LICKED ME — AN'... ADV OF PATSY THE WINNAH! AND ONLY MAN TO RIDE BLACK BOLT!! MISTER SAGEBRUSH O'TOOLE! THANK FOR EVERYTHING I LOVE SMAC OH DIANA SO YOU'RE REALLY TAKING A SERIOUS INTEREST IN NOODCRAFT AS A HOBBY. VERY MUCH, DAD! IT'S SO FASCINATING! COULD YOU TEACH ME SOMETHING ABOUT IT? WHY, YES, COME OUTSIDE WITH ME. OH, GOODY! AND NOW TO ACTUALLY INTRODUCE MY INVENTION TO YOU, MISS HATHAWAY WILL TAKE THIS GOLF BALL OUT INTO THE AUDIENCE... WHILE I AM BACKSTAGE, COMPLETELY OUT OF SEEING OR HEARING DISTANCE, SHE WILL GIVE IT TO SOME ONE IN THE THEATRE WHO WILL SECURELY. HIDE IT IN HIS POCKET OR IN A HANDBAG! JUST BE SURE IT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF SIGHT— THE TOWNSFOLK COULDN'T QUITE FOLLOW THIS ... JUST WHAT POSSIBLE CONNECTION CAN THERE BE BETWEEN HIDING THAT LITTLE GOLF BALL AND THE UNVEILING OF THE BOY'S SECRET INVENTION? ALL RIGHT, BOB... THE GOLF BALL IS SECURELY HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THE AUDIENCE... YOU MAY COME OUT ON THE STAGE NOW!! NO ONE CAN QUIT WHAT THE HIDING OF A GOLF UNVEILING OF BOB'S MYSTERY FINDING THE WHOLE THING VE EAP SKATE! WE'RE JIST VIN' TO COLLECT DOUGH R THE ORPHANS' HOME ANKSGIVIN' DINNER! ?! UNCLE ALFRED - WILL YOU WRITE ME A EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL YESTERDAY YOU TOO, CAN BE NO AUTHOR! NELLIE, YOU CAN STOP LICKING HIS FACE-- HE'S COMING TO! WOW! THE STORM HAS SUBSIDED, LEAVING EVERYTHING BUT OAKY IN A DEAD CALM...NOW, HEARING THE VOICE OF INBAD THE TAILOR, HIS OPENS HIS EYES, AND... 11-24 INBAD! WHERE IS SHE--THE MERMAID WHO WAS —ER—KISSING ME? I DIDN'T SEE A MERMAID OAKY! YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS AND DELIRIOUS AND YOUR HORSLICKED YOUR FACE TILL YOU REVIVED! CHY SMITH!! OL...ER GLAD TO YOU, SIR. IT VIDEO N, SIR! HIYA, YOU TOUGH OL. SPACE BLASTER! BUSY TONIGHT? WELL-LL! TONIGHT'S MY TURN AS BABY SITTER! WHY NOT COME OVER AND HELP SIR...PLEASE!!! SCORCHY's UNAUTHORIZED VIDEO SHOW OF OPTICAL ILLUSION PLUS LOGIC LIFTS THE GLOOM CAUSED BY ASTAR'S MYSTEROULLY MISSING TAUSMAN RUBY. AS A POLICE DRAGNET THREATENS, SCORCHY VIDEONES HIS TOUGH SPACE SIDEBACK, GOR... SORRY, GOR! I CAN'T HELP YOU WIT YOUR BABY SITTING CAP'N, I'M LICKED, NOT BY YOU - IT WAS PINT-SIZED CADET LICKED ME - AN'... ...HE DIDN'T DO IT WITH A GUN... OKAY, CAP'N I'M GIVING MYSELF UP YIPPEE - THERE ARE MY FRIENDS, SAUNDERS, BRUSH AND BAUGH DICKIE'S GALLANT ACT OF SELF - SACRIFICE BRINGS DRAMATIC RESULTS! AS A COAST GUARD CUTTER APPEARS... THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! I LOVE YOU! SMACK! ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE A COWBOY! THE STORY ENDS WITH HIM KISSING HIS HORSE! OXEGOHELMET! CHÉCK! RAH-GUN! COMMIT YES, COME DE WITH ME. OH, GOODY! ARE YOU SURE, DAD, THAT RAKING LEAVES IS PART OF WOODCRAFT? CHARGE IT, PLEASE. GOSH, BUT IT MUST BE NICE WHENEVER YOU NEED SOMETHING TO WALK INTO A SHOP AND SAY, * CHARGE IT.* ALL RIGHT, BOB... THE GOLF BALL IS SECURELY HIDDEN MEWHERE IN THE IENCE... YOU MAY ME OUT ON THE AGE NOW!! OKAY! JUST MAKE SURE IT'S HIDDEN WELL OUT OF SIGHT!! NO ONE CAN QUITE FIGURE OUT JUST THE HIDING OF A GOLF BALL HAS TO DO WITH THE LING OF BOB'S MYSTERIOUS INVENTION, BUT THEY'RE G THE WHOLE THING VERY ENTERTAINING ANYWAY... JAY ALAN- NATURALLY THE POOR GUYS ALL MIXED UP—HE DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE TO TELL HIM WHAT NOT TO DO!! UNCLE ALFRED - WILL YOU WRITE ME A EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL YESTERDAY? YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS AND DELIRIOUS, AND YOUR HORSE LICKED YOUR FACE TILL YOU REVIVED! MY BOAT WENT DOWN IN THE TYPHOON, AND SHE BROUGHT US BOTH TO THIS BEACH! G-GEE! THANKS, NELLIE! G-GOSH! I MUST'VE THOUGHT YOU WERE A MERMAID! SORRY, GOR! I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH YOUR BABY SITTING! THERE'S A BIG JOB TO DO FAST AND I HOPED YOU COULD HELP ME! AHA! AFTER YOUR VIDEO SHOW NOW YOU'VE GOT TO FIND THE RUBY, EH? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! MY FATHER-IN-LAW CAN BABY SIT! AFTER ALL, THESE ARE MIS GRANDCHILDREN!! YIPPEE - THERE ARE MY FRIENDS, SAUNDERS, BRUSH AND BAUGH IF - IF ONLY I'D KNOWN BEFORE THAT KINDNESS COULD HIT HARDER THAN BULLETS! NOW YOU'RE BEING KIND TO ME! THANKS, SHIPMATE, AND... GOOD LUCK! RAK-GUN! GOOD LUCK, SGT. SONIC!! PRESENTING SGT. SONIC OF THE PLANET PLATOON OH, BUT IT MUST BE NICE NEVER YOU NEED THING TO WALK INTO A SHOP AND SAY, "CHARGE IT." OH, I THINK CHARGE ACCOUNTS ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL THINGS! THEY GO SO MUCH FARTHER THAN MONEY! JAY ALANMIXED UP—HE DOESN'T NOT TO DO! 11-22 JAY ALAN— "KITTY ISN'T HERE. TONIGHT IS HER DAY OFF!"