anaheim-gazette 1952-11-03

B-2 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1940 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SURE, I'M TAKIN' FIVE BUCKS OUTTA THE KITTY— BUT IT'S FOR CHARITY— WHEN YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN, YOU GOTTA LEARN THAT DONATIN' TO EVERY CHARITY THAT COMES ALONG IS PART OF THE GAME! PUT DOWN THAT MONEY, SIR MERTON, AND PUT UP YOUR DUKES! N-NO! WHAT'RE Y-YOU GOING TO D-DO, KING CORNY?! MISTER CLACK, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANTED TO DO EVER SINCE YOU CAME HERE! LERA! WHAT IS OUR LITTLE SPACE CAPTAIN DOING HERE? O CAPTAIN! MY UNCLE LARN ORDERS THAT EARTHMAN SWITH BE GRANTED UNLIMITED VIDEO FACILITIES! I'M MOST IRREGULAR! YOU HAVE BRAND ADVISOR LARN'S WRITTEN ORDERS! THIS EMERGENCY GAVE HIM NO TIME! HE RUSHED INTO THE GREAT COUNCIL! I WILL ASSUVE FULL RESPONSIBILITY, SIR! ORCHY SMITH LITTLE SPACE CAPTAIN DOING HERE? THAT EARTHMAN SWITH BE GRANTED UNLIMITED VIDEO FACILITIES! YOU HAVE BRAND ADVISOR LARN'S WRITTEN ORDER! HE RUSHED INTO THE GREAT COUNCIL! WILL ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY, SIR! DICKIE DARE THIS IS...GHASTLY..BUT DANKARD MEANS IT ABOUT SHOOTING DICKIE UNLESS WE LEAVE HIM ALONE! SEE, DARE, DARK STO NIGHT, COMM TH' WHO ATLANTIC GIT LO LET ME GO!! NEVER MIND HIS SQUAWKING, DANDA THE RODEO NOISE WILL DROWN him OUT!! DUMP HIM IN THIS, EMPTY STALL! WE GOTTA GET TO WORK ON BLACK BOLT! BRING ON BLACK BOY OH, HOW THE CELLING! YOUR TEA-LEAVES SHOW THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET A VERY HANDSOME BOY! HE IS INTELLIGENT, OWNS A BEAUTIFUL CAR, AND IS GOING TO FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ALL THIS TOO SERIOUSLY, JOAN. TELL YOU WHAT ILL DO YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR INVENTION AN ILL PASS IT ALONG TO THE COMMITTEE IN COMPLETE SECRET IT’D NEVER GET ANY FURTHER THAN THEM GUYS YOU CAN BANK ON THAY!! THEY DON’T TALK! ALL RIGHT BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE NOBODY'S AROUND BEFORE I TELL YOU! AND SO THE GREAT MOMENT APPROACHES WHEN THE SECRET PASSES FROM ITS HOPEFUL CREATOR TO ITS ENTHUSIASTIC PERPETRATOR! Annual CHARITY BAZAAR KISSERS-50¢ IS $1.25 NICE GOING, YOUR MAJESTY! SAME TO YOU, SIR OAKY! AS A RESULT OF LAST NIGHT'S EXCITING EVENTS CLAUDE CLACK AND SIR MERTON ARE IN THE ROYAL DUNGEON... NOW IT'S MORNING, AND --- POMONA, I'VE ORDERED PRICE REDUCTIONS ON EVERYTHING! AND I'M GOING TO REFUND ALL THE TAX MONEY COLLECTED BY MY FORMER COORDINATOR, EXPEDITER AND EFFICIENCY EXPERT! FATHER! I'M SO GLAD! THIS EMERGENCY GAVE HIM NO TIME! HE RUSHED INTO THE GREAT COUNCIL! WILL ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY, SIR! HMM! SO BE IT! GUARD, CONDUCT THIS COUPLE TO THE MAIN CAMERA ROOM! AFTER SEEING THEIR HISTORIC Giant Ruby in THE PAWS OF KREEG, WARLORD OF LIMBA, ALL ASTAR SEETHE'S WITH UNREST, WITH LERA'S AID, SCORCHY REACHES THE ASTAR VIDEO CAMERA ROOM TO TRY A TRICK OF HIS OMN... HE RUSHED INTO THE GREAT COLLECTION! I WILL ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY, SIR! COUPLE TO THE MAIN CAMERA ROOM!! AFTER SEEING THEIR HISTORIC GIANT RUBY IN THE PAWS OF KREEG, WARLORD OF LIMBA, ALL ASTAR SEETHE'S WITH UNREST, WITH LERA'S AID, SCORCH REACHES THE ASTAR VIDEO CAMERA ROOM TO TRY A TRICK OF HIS OWN... SEE, DARE, A FINE DARK STORMY NIGHT, COMIN'... TH' WHOLE ATLANTIC TO GIT' LOSTED IN... YOU TA SHOOT IF NECESSARY... COZY, AIN'T IT? THE SLOOP "LAZY DAZE" HEADS, FOR THE OPEN SEA! DARRAL DANKARD, ARMED, HAS DICKIE ABOARD AS HOSTAGE BUT THEY'LL SEND SEARCH PLANES AND SHIPS... BRING ON BLACK BOLT! WONDER WHERE SAGGY IS? HE'S ALWAYS OUT HERE WHEN THE BRONC RIDING EVENTS START! EXIT PLEASE DON'T TAKE ALL THIS TOO SERIOUSLY JOAN! I COULD BE WRONG. BOOM BILLY COOK! OH-N-N! SWOONE I THINK HE'S 50-0-0 HANDSOME! I COULD BE HIS SCHOOL PIONEON! HE TOLD HIMSELF MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN OK, LOUIE: YOU'D BETTER GET IN THERE AND WIN OR GOING TO BEAT THE TAR OUT OF YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME! NOW I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT MY INVENTION, MR. PETERS, BUT I DON'T WANT MY SECRET KICKED AROUND ANY MORE THAN NECESSARY BEFORE I GET IT INTO PRODUCTION!! BZZZ...ZZZ...ZZZ... WELL I'LL BE DOGGONED... IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE INVENTED? FROM PETERS' EXPRESSION ONE COULDN'T TELL EXACTLY WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE INVENTION... WHETHER IT'S GOOD OR WHETHER IT'S A FOREORDAINED PUD.!! DO YOU DO MASSAGING? WELL TRY SOMEPLACE ELSE THESE PEOPLE ACT VERY QUEER! COZ-RATE LITTIC A, I'VE ED PRICE EVERYTHING! TO REFUND MONEY MY FORMER FATHER! I'M SO GLAD! YOU SEE I KNEW CLACK WAS A CROOK ALL THE TIME! AND YOU WAITED TILL YOU HAD THE GOODS ON HIM... THEN, IN RIGHTOUS ANGER, YOU STRUCK LIKE A BOLT FROM THE BLUE! POMONA YOU TOOK THOSE WORDS RIGHT OUTA MY MOUTH! NO,FATHER! I TOOK THOSE WORDS FROM THE NEWS ITEM YOU WROTE FOR THE MORNING PAPER! BY ORDER OF GRAND ADVISOR LARN... AND HIS NIECE LERA AS DEPUTY, EARTHMAN SMITH IS TO BE GRANTED ALL FACILITIES! ALL !?! IT WON'T BE FOR LONG BUT THE MAN SAID ALL!! GHA-ASTLY! OF GRAND ADVISOR LARN... LEGAL AS DEPUTY EARTHMAN SWITH IS TO BE GRANTED ALL FACILITIES! ALL IS!! FOR LONG BUT THE MAN SAID ALL!! GHA-ASTLY SO I SHOOT YOU, IF THEY CATCH ME! I SAID IF! C'MON, STORM DEVIL, GUMME A BLACK NIGHT AN' A GALE O'WIND! WE'LL SHOW THIS CADET SAILIN' LIKE HE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! RACKETEER, DES ARE WINNING D RODEO ONE! SLAM NOW FOR THAT BLACK NAG'S STALL! GOT THE NEEDLE READY, DANDY? IT ISN'T LIKE "SAGGH" TO MISS THE BRONC RIDING EVENTS! I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR HIM! I COULD BE WEARING HIS SCHOOL PIN RIGHT NOW! HE TOLD ME SO HIMSELF! WELL, IF THAT THE CASE, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING IT? BECAUSE HE TOLD ME YOU NON'T GIVE IT UP! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Offer 11-3 Jay Alan "CAN I HELP IT IF I STARE? HE'S THE ONLY MAN ON THIS CAMPUS, ISN'T HE?"