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1952-10-20 · Anaheim Gazette · page 6 of 8 · OCR glm-ocr
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6 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CUT-RATE CLINIC CUT-RATE CLINIC BATTLE BATTLE SIR MERTON, LET'S FIND OUT IF KING CORNY HAS FINISHED COUNTING THE NEW TAX RECEIPTS. I GUESS HE ISN'T IN THERE. COUNTING ROOM HO, HO! HE HAS GONE OUT AND LEFT IT UNLOCKED! HOW DUMB KIN YA GIT? IN TIME, ALL GOOD THINGS FIND THEIR NATURAL HOME IN LIMBA! AND AGAIN ASTAR'S LOSS IS LIMBA'S GAIN... I GET, SIR, ASTAR'S BIG RUBY IS STILL IN THE SHRINE... HIDDEN BY SOME TRICK! EARTHMAN LET THE LIMBIAN TELECAST DIVERT US NOW! WE MAY GET SOME FRESH IDEAS! BEHOLD!!! DICKIE DARE BUT DANKARD, THE YACHTS YOU SANK WILL BE MISSED - AND THERE'S NO MONEY ON MY CRAFT! SO WHAT? I'M SAILIN' RIGHT NOW FOR TH' SOUTH SEAS — TO DISAPPEAR! AND ALL I WANT FROM YOU IS YOUR SWEETHEART OF A BOAT! ADV OF PATSY MY DAH AT THE RODEO WAS RUINED BY THOSE TOUGHIES! WHAT SIZE COWBOY SUIT WOULD YOU WEAR SAUTY? HUH? CABBIE! LOOK "PARLA" I'M A RACE HER RIDER, SEE // THE BRONKS IS W BEASTS // OH DIANA THAT MUST BE DIANA AND HER FRIEND NON. NELL! H-HELLO! HI, MOM! DID PETERS AGREE WITH THE IDEA ABOUT USING THAT MONEY TO TRY TO KEEP OUR YOUNGSTERS FROM ALL GOING TO THE BIG CITIES TO LIVE? 100%!!...AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, BUT ME'S JUST THE MAN TO SPEARHEAD THE WHOLE SET-UP! IT'S A BIG AND AMBITIOUS PROJECT, BUT WITH PETERS AT THE HELM IT WILL NOT ONLY BE BIG AND AMBITIOUS ... IT'LL BE COMPLICATED AND CONTROVERSIAL!! MORRIS 10-10 CUT-RATE CLINIC ARE YOU BAFFLED BY LIFE'S PROBLEMS? SEE US! NO PROBLEM CAN BAFFLE US! HO, HO! HE HAS GONE OUT AND LEFT IT UNLOCKED! HOW DUMB KIN YA GIT? BOY, OH BOY! OAKY HAS JUST SEEN CLAUDE CLACK AND SIR MERTON NARBLEHEAD SNEAK INTO THE ROYAL COUNTING ROOM... 10-20 BEHOLD!!! THE GIANT RUBY! KREEG HOLDS OUR OWN GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR ON LIMBA! SCORCHY CLINGS TO HIS THEORY THAT ASTAR'S STOLEN BIG RUBY, "THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR" IS HIDDEN SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE SHRINE ITSELF...UNTIL THE FLEETCAR REACHES TELEVISOR SQUARE... THE CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC "An Institution of PUBLIC SERVICE Dedicated to the WELFARE of the Community" THIS SPACE FOR RENT INQUIRE WITHIN WHEE! THIS IS THE MOST MONEY I EVER SAW! YES, SIR MERTON, I KNOW HOW TO COLLECT TAXES! BUT, E YE GO KING KEEP THIS DOUGH IN KINDLY FATHER LIMBA'S GREAT LO SPEAKS FROM HI TO THE LITTLE OF A Bodlour Hard ASTAR'S STOLEN BIG RUBY, "THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR" IS HIDDEN SOMEWHERE INSIDE THE SHRINE ITSELF UNTIL THE FLEETCAR REACHES TELEVISOR SQUARE... I CAN USE THAT DINGHY... ... BUT I DON'T NEED NO MORE MONEY, AND I DON'T NEED YOU!! coulton waugh NEAT, HUH? WE SHOO OTHERS RIGHT HANDS HAVE A LEFT HAND G SO I GET YOUR PRE SHIP, AND... DANKARD, A PIRATE WHOSE BUSINESS IS ROBBING YACHTS, HAS DICKIE, SAUNDERS AND NEIL BRUSH, IN WHAT SEEMS A HOPELESS CORNER... LOOK "PARLAH" "I'm A RACE HORSE RIDER, SEE // THEM BRONCS IS WILD BEASTS!!" GET READY TO RIDE, SALTY!! $5000 BONUS TO THE RIDER OF BLACK BOLT ENOUGH ME A BACK WOW! THAT MONEY LOOKS BIGGER AND BIGGER! HELEN COULDN'T MAKE IT FOR DINNER TONIGHT, MOTHER. I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE DISAPPOINTED SO I BROUGHT HER BOY FRIEND INSTEAD WHY DON'T YOU MOVE YOUR CHAIR CLOSER, DAD? YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THE PICTURE MUCH BETTER. I CAN SEE FROM HER DIANA. MODEST MAIDENS JAY ALAN I WILBUR, WHEN I INVITED YOU TO MY WEDDING, NATURALLY I MEANT FOR YOU TO BE THE BRIDEGROOM!! YES, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT IT? THE TOWN HAS A PLAN TO TRY TO GET OUR YOUNG FOLKS TO STAY HERE AND SETTLE DOWN INSTEAD OF GOING OFF TO THE BIG CITIES!! THATS A WONDERFUL IDEA, MYRA...WE BEEN TRYING OUR TO CONVINCE OUR E STAY HERE!!! HE'S GOTTEN OUT OF THE AND.... I WONDER PETERS WOULD TALK TO HIM A NATURAL MADE-TO-ORDER TEST FOR THEIR FIRST STEP IN THE CAMPAIGN TO SELL THE TOWN TO YOUNGSTERS AS A SUCCESS HAVEN! THE RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC Institution of PUBLIC SERVICE dedicated to the FARE of Community DIGNIFIED CONFIDENTIAL ADVICE ON ALL MATTERS BY OUR Selectively TRAINED STAFF OF 3 ADVISORS! CONSULTATION BY APPOINTMENT ONLY "WE ARE GUIDEPOSTS ON LIFE'S HIGHWAY" YES, SIR MERTON, I KNOW HOW TO COLLECT TAXES! BUT, BOSS, ARE YE GONNA LET KING CORWY KEEP ALL THIS DOUGH? WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL WE CAN CARRY! MEANWHILE, YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP OAKY DOAKS OUT OF OUR HAIR! DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PRIME MINISTER! I'LL ASSASSINATE MIM! IN KINDLY FATHERLY WORDS LIMBA'S GREAT LORD KREEG SPEAKS FROM HIS PLANET TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE OF ASTAR! I GREET ASTAR FROM HAPPY LIMBA! YOU ALL KNOW MY FRIENPLY FACE, YOU ALSO KNOW YOUR GREAT RUBY! IMPOSSIBLE!!! NEAT, HUH? WE SHOOT EACH OTHER'S RIGHT HANDS, BUT I HAVE A LEFT HAND GUN, TOO! SO I GET YOUR PRETTY SHIP, AND... AND A WARM SIT IN A COZY ELECTRIC CHAIR! DON'T YOU SEE THAT BOAT COMING OUT? BOAT? WHAT BOAT? THAT STALL GIVES ME TEN SECONDS TO THINK UP AN OUT—BUT WHAT? DEO DNUS BACK BOLT YEAH! IT IS ENOUGH TO BUY ME A RANCH BACK HOME! WOW! THAT MONEY LOOKS BIGGER AND BIGGER! OLEAN WHILE, IN AN APARTMENT UPTOWN! NO, NO "PARLAY" THIS IS MOIDER!! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A SHARP LOOKIN' COWPOKE, SALTY! I CAN SEE FINE FROM HERE, DIANA. YOU MEAN YOU REALLY CAN SEE ALL RIGHT FROM WAY BACK THERE? GEE, THAT'S TERRIFIC! AND YOU WEAR GLASSES, TOO! THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA, MYRA...WE'VE BEEN TRYING OUR BEST TO CONVINCE OUR BOY TO STAY HERE!!! HE'S JUST GOTTEN OUT OF THE ARMY AND... I WONDER IF PETERS WOULD TALK TO HIM? MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. S. Patent Office JAY ALAN 10-20 "WHAT DID YOU MEAN, 'LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE'? YOU WERE DRIVING!"