anaheim-gazette 1952-09-29

I BET OUR LANDLORD WILL APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH THAT WE'RE FIXIN' UP THE PLACE, HE'LL REDUCE OUR RENT WITHOUT EVEN ASKING HIM TO! WELL, WELL, GENTLEMEN! I NEVER REALIZED WHAT A HANDSOME OFFICE THIS IS! SIR MERTON, IN MY CAPACITY AS ROYAL COORDINATOR, EXPEDITER AND EFFICIENCY EXPERT, I HAVE CONCOCTED A BRILLIANT PLAN! MY PLAN IS TO KILL OAKY DOAKS! WE'LL TAKE CARE OF DOAKS LATER. RIGHT NOW I WANT YOU TO MAKE A PLAY FOR PRINCESS POMONA AND MAKE HER FORGET SIR OAKY! AND WE'LL BRING IN A BABE TO MAKE A PLAY FOR SIR OAKY! SHE'LL MAKE HIM FORGET HE'S THE NEW PRIME MINISTER!! LERA AND LARN ARE STILL WAITING AT THE FRONT DOOR! EARTHMAN, I HOPE YOU WILL SAY NOTHING OF ALL THIS!! YOU MEAN HOW I FELL THROUGH A TRAP DOOR INTO THIS SHRINE OF THE BIG RUBY? OUR DARK FRIEND IS REVIVING - A CUP OF TEA MIGHT HELP WHY DID THE DOC SAY WE SHOULD WATCH OUT? MY GUESS IS... ...THAT DARRAL DANKARD HAS... SHUCKS, "SAD SADDLE" WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND CALL ME THAT NAME FOR? OH, POOF! WHY MAKE SUCH A FUSS ABOUT A NICKNAME! SIGNS GEE, AREN'T THESE FLONERS SIMPLY GORGEOUS, NANCY? MY BOY FRIEND PICKED THEM ESPECIALLY FOR ME! IS—IS HE ANGRY WITH YOU? WHY NO! OF COURSE NOT! WHY? ON DIANA ESPECIALLY FOR ME! SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF 9-27 AP Handwritten YOU MEAN TO IMPLY, SIR, THAT I CAN'T DELIVER OUR COMPANY'S CHECK TO MRS. PETERS FOR THE INSURANCE ON HER DEAR HUSBAND'S LIFE?... AND JUST WHY NOT, MAY I ASK??? CUZ I AIN'T DEAD, SEE!! THE INSURANCE MAN JUST STOOD AGAPE--LOOKING AT PETERS--FIRST IN BENILDERMENT, THEN DOUBT, AND THEN IN RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION! WELL, WELL, GENTLEMEN! I NEVER REALIZED WHAT A HANDSOME OFFICE THIS IS! I HAD BEEN THINKING OF LOWERING THE RENT FOR THIS PLACE - BUT NOW IT LOOKS SO NICE I'VE A GOOD NOTION TO MOVE IN MYSELF! WE'LL BRING A BABE TO MAKE A PLAY FOR OAKY! SHE'LL KEE HIM FORGET IS THE NEW ME MINISTER!! AN' HOW 'BOUT KING CORNY? HO, HO! HE'LL FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING WHEN THE MONEY FROM THE NEW TAXES STARTS ROLLING IN! OAKY! YOU LOOK SIMPLY GORGEOUS IN THOSE CLOTHES! G-GEE, THANKS, POMONA! LET'S GO TO THE THRONE ROOM. I IS WAITING TO IN YOU AS PRIME MINISTER! MEAN HOW WELL THROUGH RAP DOOR INTO IS SHRINE OF BIG RUBY? YES! IT IS SUCH A SILLY TRIVIAL THING! ...OR DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMEBODY ELSE!!! AS LERA AND LARN WAIT AT THE SHRINE'S FRONT PORTAL, SCORCHY FINDS THE BACK DOOR IS A TRAP DOOR AND FALLS IN WITH OPAL, EXOTIC GUARDIAN OF ASTAR'S TALISMAN OF OGAR... SHRINE OF BIG RUBY? THING! SOMEBODY ELSE!!! AS LERA AND LARN WAIT AT THE SHRINE'S FRONT PORTAL, SCORCHY FINDS THE BACK DOOR IS A TRAP POOR AND FALLS IN WITH OPAL, EXOTIC GUARDIAN OF ASTAR'S TALISMAN OF OGAR... Rodlou Billard 9-27 THAT DARRAL NKARD HAS ... ...A TEMPER TO MATCH HIS THUNDERSTORM LOOKS... DARRAL DANKARD, KNO OUT BY BEES, WAS CAR TO HIS SHACK BY OUR I DON'T WANT NO COMPANY! IT'S THE MYSTERY OF THE BLACK LOBSTERMAN I DON'T WANT NO COMPANY! FOR A HOMBRE WHO'S GONNA BECOME WORLD'S CHAMPION BRONC BUSTER WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS SAGGY! OH, POOF! WHY MAKE OH A FUSS ABOUT A NICKNAME! PATCH GOES TO THE RODEO AND FINDS THAT COMBOKS, EVEN THE YOUNGEST ONES, HAVE THEIR UPS AND DOWNS! OKAY, GO HE CALLED SAGGY! AS FAR AS I CONCERNED YOU'RE ST "SAGEBRUSH" O'TOOUL OF COURSE NOT! WHY? BECAUSE THAT'S THE NICEST ARRANGEMENT OF POISON IVY I'VE EVER SEEN!! OH, COME ON, LEE! PLEASE SNAP OUT OF IT! JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED IN ONE SUBJECT, YOU CAN'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN! WHENEVER I FEEL BLUE, I GO OUT TO DINNER WITH MY BOY FRIEND! I'VE EVER SEEN!! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. B. Patent Office Y... YOU SURELY DON'T MEAN YOU ARE MRS. PETERS' DEAD HUSBAND ???.....WHY... WHY THIS IS FRAUD...OUTRIGHT FRAUD!!...I'll...I'll CALL MY INSURANCE OFFICE--I'll--I'll-- NOW DON'T GET EXCITED, IT'S ALL BEEN A HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!...AND SAY...MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT OF THIS SPOT— THE OUTRAGED INSURANCE MAN, WHO IS CARRYING HIS COMPANY'S CHARGE TO MYRA FOR RAYMENT ON THE LIFE OF HER 'DEAD' HUSBAND WAS IN NO MOOD TO ASSIST THIS...THIS FRAUD!! HE CAN'T GET A JOB IN EVERY PLACE HE EVER WORKED HE'S GOT A REPUTATION AS A CLOCK-WATCHER, AND NOW NOBODY WILL HIRE HIM! YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE WILL HIRE HIM! ACE CLOCK CO. LET'S GO TO THE THRONE ROOM. FATHER IS WAITING TO INSTALL YOU AS PRIME MINISTER! FATHER, OAKY IS READY FOR THE CEREMONY. I HOPE I DON'T HAFTA KNEEL, YOUR MAJESTY! MY NEW TIGHTS ARE REALLY TIGHT! OPAL, WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING INSTEAD OF ME? IDIOT! NO ONE! YOU MERELY FRIGHTENED ME OUT OF MY WITES! IM SORRY! I'M NOT THE LITTERY TYPE BUT I... UH, KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! DARRAL DANKARD, KNOCKED OUT BY BEES, WAS CARRIED TO HIS SHACK BY OUR FRIENDS I DON'T WANT NO COMPANY! DICKIE SAW THAT AXE COMING SHOVE coulion waugh THANKS, BOY - YOU SAVED ME — DANKARD NOW WHAT...? OKAY, GO HE CALLED YOU SAGGY! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU'RE STILL "SAGEBRUSH" O'TOOLE! GEE, THANKS! BUT THAT AIN'T GONNA BE MUCH HELP! SAGGY! SEE WHAT I MEAN! WHENEVER I FEEL BLUE, I GO OUT TO DINNER WITH MY BOY FRIEND! AND THEN TO A MOVIE OR A DANCE! AND THEN I FEEL JUST WONDERFUL AGAIN! GEE, THANKS, DANA! I'LL TRY IT! WHERE IS YOUR BOY FRIEND NON? NOW DON'T GET EXCITED, IT'S ALL BEEN A HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!...AND... SAY...MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT OF THIS SPOT. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 9-29 JAY ALANSHELL BE OVER TO SIT WITH US AFTER SHE SLIPS OFF HER WORKING CLOTHES!