anaheim-gazette 1952-09-15

6 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALFRED ER, SURE. SIR DAKY DOAKS, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? I AM CLAUDE CLACK, THE ROYAL COORDINATOR, EXPEDITER AND EFFICIENCY EXPERT. I'VE NOTIFIED KING CORNY THAT YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY SIR MERTON MARBLEHEAD! GEE, THIS IS KINDA SUDDEN! SCORCHY SMITH AND ON LANDING, ASTAR FOUND THE FIRST SPACE CARGO WAS A HUGE RUBY! IT BECAME THE TAUSMAN OF OGAR, AN OMEN OF SUCCESS PROSPERITY AND ACHIEVEMENT! AH! HERE WE ARE AT THE SHRINE OF THE TAUSMAN ...NOW EMPTY! CHY SMITH CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK REACH YOU! DICKIE DARE WE MEET AGAIN MY DEAR MISS DIXON! POLICE! ARREST THAT MAN HE'S QUIET, PATSY EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS NOW!! MISS VENUS THE GENTLE IS JACQUES FAIR THE RICH BATHING SHE WHO SEARCHES THE FOR THE PERFECT FEEL THAT CHECK IS FOR MORE THAN ENOUGH TO FIN ADV OF PATSY NOW DON'T MAKE FUN OF DIANA, DAD. SHE ISN'T LAZY AT ALL, SHE'S JUST RELAXING. DIANA IS VERY SELF-RELIANT, SHE CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING SHE PUTS HER MIND TO. SHE'S SMART, QUICK, NEAT, ETC - ETC - ETC - G-GEE-E... EURE .THAT'S RIGHT. I'M MR.PETERS AND I'M ALIVE ALL RIGHT. AND THERE'S ANOTHER GUY STILL DOWN THERE! ...ALL I WANT IS TO GET CLEAN...WHERE CAN I WASH UP? YOU CAN'T BE... YOU CAN'T BE ALIVE... YOU DROWNED!! --YOU JUST WALKED UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE WHEN THEY DRAINED IT SEARCHING FOR YOUR BODY!! A GHOST! -A MUDDY GHOST!! SO THAT WAS WHAT HAD HAPPENED!! WHEN THEY HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO RECOVER PETER'S BODY BY GRAPPLING THE OFFICIALS HAD OPENED THE DAM AND DRAINED THE LAKE, LETTING THE WATER RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER THEIR BOAT AND STRANDING THEM IN THE MUD!! OF COURSE HE'S A WOLF. WHY UP THAT EXTRA HIGH_N LAST SUMMER YOU GUARANTEED MY WIFE THAT IF SHE TOOK UP SWIMMING, IT WOULD DO WONDERS FOR HER FIGURE! Not Responsible For Advice After 30 Days Carl Kramer © 9-15 YOU SAID SWANS DO A LOT OF SWIMMING, AND THAT SHE'D BECOME AS GRACEFUL AS A SWAN! TIFIED KING THAT LIL BE ED HEAD! GEE, THIS IS KINDA SUDDEN! WHAT DID HIS MAJESTY SAY? WHAT COULD HE SAY? WHEN CLACK CRACKS OUT AN ORDER EVEN KINGS CRACK UP! GLAUDE CLACK, THE NEW ROYAL COORDINATOR, EXPEDITER AND EFFICIENCY EXPERT, HAS JUST INFORMED OAKY THAT HE IS NO LONGER KING CORNY'S KNIGHT... 9-15 MISTER CLACK, WHEN IS SIR MERTON MARBLEHEAD GONNA TAKE MY PLACE? RIGHT NOW, SIR OAKY AND HERE HE COMES! I'll SEE KING CORNY, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FIRE ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK AND...AH...I SUPPOSE YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHRINE, OGAR'S GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER, OPAL! ASTAR'S SPACE FLEET IS LOST, SHE IS MENACED BY A NEIGHBOR WORLD AND NOW THE MORALE OF HER MILLIONS TOTTERS WHEN THE "GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR'S STOLEN... I STILL CAN'T SEE HOW A RUBY AS BIG AS A TABLE COULD BE STOLEN!! REACH, YOU! THE MAN SNAPPED! TIME SEEMED TO STOP... DICKIE, SAUNDERS AND A GUN-TOTING ARTIST WERE INVESTIGATING STRANGE SOUNDS IN AN ABANDONED HOUSE I SAID REACH! THE BIG MAN REPEATED...A DEAD SILENCE, AND THEN... THE GENT IS JACQUES FABULOS, THE RICH BATHING SUIT THCOON WHO SEARCHES THE WORLD OVER FOR THE PERFECT FEMININE BODY! THAT CHECK IS FOR TEN GRAND MORE THAN ENOUGH TO FINANCE OUR HONEYMOON YESSIR, IT TAKES A GOOD OLD WESTERN TO PUMP EXCITEMENT INTO US AMERICANS' BLOOD...I LOVE 'EM... HELLO... JOHN? YES, THIS IS JOHN JEEPERS, JOHN! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?? IT BEEMS LIKE AGES SINCE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU! YOU NEVER CALL ME ANYMORE... ODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALANS HE'S A WOLF. WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE I PUT EXTRA HIGH NET ? ! THERE, I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT I'VE CLEANED UP A BIT AND BORROWED SOME CLOTHES!! I'M A NEW MAN!! YOU SURE ARE, MR. PETERS... YOU'RE LISTED IN OUR BOOKS AS DEAD A WEEK AGO!! NOW SUPPOSE YOU TELL US JUST WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, WHERE YOU'VE BEEN AND HOW YOU HAPPENED TO COME WALKING UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE! PETERS RELATED HOW HE'D QUIT HIS FISHING TO INSPECT THE LITTLE ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE AND OF THE TWO GANGSTERS HE'D INTERRUPTED... AND ALL THEIR PHONOGRAPH RECORDS...HOW THEY WERE GOING TO DROWN HIM AND ONLY THE DRAINING OF THE LAKE HAO SAVED HIS LIFE — 9:15 AP Newspapers WORRIES U SAID SWANS DO A LOT SWIMMING, AND THAT HE'D BECOME AS PEACEFUL AS A SWAN! BUT ALL THAT SWIMMING GAVE HER A TERRIFIC APPETITE, AND IT JUST NOW OCCURRED TO ME-- THAT WHALES DO A LOT OF SWIMMING TOO! I'll SEE KING CORNY! HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FIRE ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! SIR MERTON, WILL YOU CONVINCE SIR OAKY DOAKS THAT HE'S FIRED? SURE, BOSS! NOW LISSEN! WHEN MISTER CLACK SAYS YE'RE FIRED, YE'RE FIRED! I STILL CAN'T SEE HOW A RUBY AS BIG AS A TABLE COULD BE STOLEN!! NEITHER CAN WE! BUT IT IS GONE! THE PORTAL IS LOCKED? NO ONE ANSWERS THE ANNUNCIATOR? MAYBE THE CONSTANT GUARDIAN IS GONE TOO! "I SAID REACH! THE BIG MAN REPEATED... A DEAD SILENCE, AND THEN..." SO YOU'RE JUST A WRITER? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A GHOST! I AM A GHOST NESSIR, IT MESA GOOD OLD TERN TO PUMP STEMENT INTO AMERICANS! LOOD... I LOVE EM!! TOO BAD WE CAN'T HAVE A PART OF THE WEST HERE IN THE BIG CITY! JOHN! WHAT EVER TO YOU?? IT SEEMS SINCE I LAST HEARD YOU NEVER CALL ANYMORE... HOW ABOUT GOING FOR A NICE WALK THIS EVENING. JUST THE TWO OF US, AND ETC-ETC-ETC-- HMM-- SOUNDS INVITING--- BUT YOU HAPPEN TO BE TALKING TO JOHN SENIOR. JOHN JR. IG NOT HOME AT THE MOMENT--- MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 9-15 AP Newdens JAY ALAN "I DON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE TELLING WHICH ARE THE TOURISTS—THEY WEAR SHORTS!"