anaheim-gazette 1952-08-11

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, AUGUST 11, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA HELLO! CUT-RATE CLINIC? PLEASE COME DOWN TO SMITHETT'S PET SHOP RIGHT AWAY! CUT-RATE CONSULTATION CLINIC LOOK! ALL THE PIGEONS! THEY'RE CROWDIN' ME OUTTA THE STORE! WHAT'LL I DO? HOLY SMOKE! YOU MUST SELL A HECK OF A LOTTA PIGEONS MISTER! MURDOCK, WAIT! I'VE ALREADY PULLED TH' LEVER, YOUR MAJESTY! BUT MILLIE PULLED OAKY INTO THE CABINET WITH HER! SHE DID?! LOOK! TH' TRICK IS A SUCCESS! THEY'VE GONE!! GOR, YOU MADE ME A WALKING FLEA TRAIP, SO WHEN DO I SEE ASTAR? WE'RE ON THE LAST ORBIT, SIR! BUT LERA'S SHIP WILL LAND FIRST! LERA! BEFORE WE LAND, I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY! YOU SHOO BE GORGY SMITH GOR, YOU MADE ME A WALKING FLEA TRAP, SO WHEN DO I SEE ASTAR? DRBIT, SIR: BUT LERAS SHIP WILL LAND FIRST! LAND, I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY! DICKIE DARE PLIC PLAC coulon walch PLOO ADV. OF PATSY AW, COME ON MYNA! GIVE WITH THE VITAL STATISTICS! WELL...SINCE YOU ARE A REPUTABLE DETECTIVE... 8.9 GEE, I WONDER HON DIANA LIKED THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES I SENT HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY... HENRY! OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SWEET GIFT! AW, GOSH... IT WASN'T MUCH AT ALL, DIANA... ONLY A BOX OF CANDY I WISH IT NERE MORE! JEEPERS! NOT ME!! ON DIANA CONFOUNDED FISH!! BET THERE AIN'T ONE IN THE PADBLAMED LAKE!! GOSH. -I SURE DRIFTED WAY OUT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!!... HUH...LOOK...THERE'S AN ISLAND OVER THERE!! I COULD HAVE SOME FUN EXPLORING IT!! "PETERS FEELS THAT PEACE AND QUIET ARE WONDERFUL, BUT THEY CAN BE OVERDONE ... AND JUST ABOUT NOW HE IS FEELING THE URGE TO STIR UP SOMETHING ... AND KNOWING PETERS' PROPINQUITIES WE'RE SURE HE CAN STIR UP SOMETHING ON A TINY LITTLE ISOLATED ISLAND LIKE THAT —" MODEST Trademark Register JAY ALAN— "I THINK WE MET BEFORE WHERE—WERE YOU AT THE HOLY SMOKE! YOU MUST SELL A HECK OF A LOTTA PIGEONS MISTER! ME? I CAN'T SELL NO PIGEONS AT ALL—BUT THE FELLA WHO SOLD ME THESE PIGEONS, BOY, CAN HE SELL PIGEONS!! Carl Riman 8-9 LOOK! TH' TRICK IS A SUCCESS! THEY'VE GONE!! BUT I MADE A MISTAKE! I SET TH' INDICATOR AT 'PAST* INSTEAD O' FUTURE! PATHER, WHERE'S OAKY---AND THAT BLEACHED-OUT BLONDE? ER, WE DON'T EXACTLY KNOW, POMONA! MISS MUNN WANTED ME TO SEND HER INTO TH' YEAR 1952. WITH VETERAN SPACEMAN GOR AT THE HELM, SCORCHY'S CAPTURED LIMBIAN CRAFT FOLLOWS ASTAR SPACE SHIP=3 ON THE LAST SLOW-UP ORBIT BEFORE LANDING, ABOARD=3, LERA AND LEX TRY TO COOL THEIR QUARREL... I WANT TO AY I M SORRY! SHOULD BE! OFFERED TO PILOT SMITH IN BUT HE REFUSED! HE'S LIABLE TO CRASH!! WITH VETERAN SPACEMAN GOR AT THE HELM, SCORCHY'S CAPTURED LIMBIAN CRAFT FOLLOWS ASTAR SPACE SHIP #3 ON THE LAST SLOW-UP ORBIT BEFORE LANDING, ABOARD #3, LERA AND LEX TRY TO COOL THEIR QUARREL... Rollout Billard FAST WORK, YOURSELF, SLOWPOKE! BOTH CROOKS ARE OUT COLD WE WON! RIGHT! DISMASTING BOAT WAS A MAST STROKE!! BUT HO WAIST TWENTY-FOUR HIPS THIRTY-SIX YES, YES GO ON! JUST A MOMENT, MIS-TER FLAGG! MY MEASUREMENTS, EH? YOU'RE BEGINNING TO GET UNDER MY SKIN, MR. FLAGG!! I HAVE SEVEN BOXES NOW!! HI, DIANA! SHARON! I JUST CAME O ASK A VERY G FAVOR OF Y MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office ALAN— NK WE MET BEFORE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WERE YOU AT THE NORTH POLE RECENTLY? I'll tie up my boat and look around this little island!! Maybe I'll find an old cave or an abandoned mine or something!! WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'LL STUMBLE ONTO, BUT WE HAVE LITTLE DOUGHT THAT HE'LL FIND SOME THING — FOOD FLOP! I MUST PUT MORE FEELING INTO MY TALK, EH? OKAY LEMME TRY IT AGAIN KITTENS SCREAM FOR PAMPERPUSS! FIFTY MILLION KITTENS CAN'T BE WRONG! NOW, RIGHT NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY PAMPERPUSS! MISS MUNN WANTED ME TO SEND HER INTO TH' YEAR 1952. THAT'S WHERE SHE CAME FROM! STOP TALKING TWADDLE...BOTH OF YOU! THAT'S TH' TRUTH, POMONA! MURDOCK PUT HER IN HIS MAGICAL TRANSMIGRATOR AND MADE HER VANISH! AN' SHE PULLED OAKY IN,TOO... AN' HE VANISHED WITH HER! AN' INSTEAD O' VANISHIN' INTO TH' FUTURE, I'M AFRAID THEY'VE VANISHED INTO TH' PAST AS MUCH AS A THOUSAND--OR MEBBE MILLIONS O' YEARS! YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SCORCHY LANDING THAT BIG BOAT SAFELY? OF COURSE! HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SHIP OR THE SKYPORT! THAT SHIP IS A PRIZE OF WAR! HELL CRACK UP ASTAR PROPERTY! SLAP NOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID !? YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT SCORCHY LANDING THAT BIG BOAT SAFELY? OF COURSE! HE DOESN'T KNOW THE SHIP OR THE SKYPORT! THAT SHIP IS A PRIZE OF WAR! HELL CRACK UP ASTAR PROPERTY! NOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID!!! RIGHT! DISMASTING THIS BOAT WAS A MASTER STROKE!! BUT HOW...? I FOUGHT TO KEEP AWAKE ALL NIGHT- AT DAWN, I "JIBED" HER IN A FRESH BREEZ. HE CAME ACROSS WITH "ENTERPRISE!" NOW HE'LL GET THE "FREE" PART UREMENTS, EH? BEGINNING TO UNDER MH SKIN, MR. FLAGG!! DANA DIXON! I'M HERE STRICTLY ON BUSINESS! NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL MIXING BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE! I JUST CAME OVER TO ASK A VERY SPECIAL FAVOR OF YOU. WOULD YOU LEND ME YOUR OLD SPORTS SNEATER... ---THE ONE YOU GOT YESTERDAY...? MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SAY ALAN 8-11 "We've had to eat out every night since we got married--I don't like his cooking!"