anaheim-gazette 1952-08-04

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, AUGUST 4, 1902 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA THREE MONTHS AGO ELMER PROMISED TO QUIT BETTING ON HORSES, AND HE'S BEEN A GOOD HUSBAND ALL THAT WHILE— BUT THIS MORNING I HEARD HIM TELEPHONING A MAN TO "PUT #6 ON ALSO RAN IN THE THIRD"— UMM—EXCUSE ME WHILE STEP OVER TO OUR LIBRARY THIS PROBLEM WILL NEED A LITTLE RESEARCH! OAKY SAID YOU WERE WEARING A SCANTY BATHING SUIT! I WAS— BUT IT GOT RUINED IN MURDOCK'S WORKROOM BY AN EXPLOSION!— HE WAS MIKING UP SOME MAGIC, YOUR MAJESTY! SO I LOOKED AROUND THE CASTLE FOR A DRESS, AND FOUND THIS LITTLE NUMBER. MANBE JEALOUSLY BLINDED MY SENSE OF DUTY! LERA DIDN'T SAY SHE LOVED THAT EARTHWAN INSTEAD OF ME! I'LL CATCH UP AND LEND HIM SOME OF MY SKILL! MUST BE TOUGH TO BE A NON-ASTARIAN AND STUPID! AHoy, SMITH. I DECIDED, I'LL PLOT YOUR SHIP DOWN TO ASTAR. SCORCHY SMITH MANBE JEALOUSY BLINDED MY SENSE OF DUTY! LERA DIDN'T SAY SHE LOVED THAT EARTHMAN INSTEAD OF ME! ILL CATCH UP AND LEND HIM SOME OF MY SKILL! MUST BE TOUGH TO BE A NON-ASTARIAN AND STUPID! AHoy, Smith. I DECIDED. I'll PLOT YOUR SHIP DOWN TO ASTAR. DICKIE DARE ANY LAST WOIDS? SURE, WE IS TRAPPED—BUT SO IS YOU! WHAT'S ONE MORE MOIder TO A GUY FACIN'D NOT SEAT? CONTRON Waugh ADV. OF PATSY T: THANKS FOR THE CANDY BUT HE ARE YOU TRUING TO BRIBE ME? LET'S SEE...I DIDN'T CATCH THE NAME OF THE DRESSMAKER MISS DIXON WAS GOING TO SEE! SHE ALWAYS GOES TO MURNA RAH'S SHOPPE ON EAST 48TH AND... OR, DIANA THANKS TO ME FOR CATCHIN' THEM BANDITS?... THANKS TO THEM FOR BEIN' IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET AWAY...!! THEY WRECKED MY CAR AND THEIR OWN BIG SHOW!!... DON'T S'POSE YOU BIRDS GOT INSURANCE ON THAT STOLEN CAR, HAVE YA? WISE GUY!! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU BREAK IT UP, TOUGH GUY! THE BANDITS WERE CARRIED OFF IN THE ARMS OF THE LAW AND MYRA AND FETERS WERE CARRIED INTO THE HOTEL ON THE SHOULDERS OF THEIR FELLOW VACATIONISTS EXCUSE ME WHILE I STEP OVER TO OUR LIBRARY. THIS PROBLEM WILL NEED A LITTLE RESEARCH! ACROSS THE BOARD ON ALSO RAN! BINSTAIL PARK RACE TRAIN WIN PLACE Carl Kline 6-2 SO I LOOKED AROUND THE CASTLE FOR A PRESS, AND FOUND THIS LITTLE NUMBER. GIVE ME BACK THAT LITTLE NUMBER... OR THERE'LL BE ANOTHER EXPLOSION! GIMME THIS DRESS, OR I'LL... POMONA, STOP! FATHER, SHE MY ROOM AND SNATCHED IT OFF MY BACK! 8-4 UST BE TOUCH TO BE NON-ASTARIAN AND TUPID! AHoy, Smith! I DECIDED, I'LL PILOT YOUR SHIP DOWN TO ASTAR! THANKS A LUMP! BUT WE'RE DOING FINE NOW!! FOR LEAVES SICK BAY ON LEGS'S SHIP TO PILOT SCORCHY'S CAPTURED LUMBIAN ON THE LAST LEG OF THE LONG SPACE TREK. LEX RELENIS HIS JEALOUSY AND NEGLECT OF THE EARTHMAN AND LEX DOESN'T KNOW PILOT, GOR! BUT HE CLAIM THIS LUNCH HAS FLEAS $^7$ SPAC JUST BE TOUGH TO BE NON-ASTARIAN AND TUPID! AHOY, SMITH! I DECED, ILL PLOT YOUR SHIP DOWN TO ASTAR! THANKS A LUMP! BUT WE'RE DOING FINE NOW!! LEX DOESN'T KNOW PILOT, GOR! BUT HE CLAIM THIS LINES HAS FLEAS SPACE FOR LEAVES SICK BAY ON LEGAS SHIP TO PILOT SCORCHY'S CAPTURED LIMBIAN ON THE LAST LEG OF THE LONG SPACE TREK. LEX RELENTS HIS JEALOUSY AND NEGLECT OF THE EARTHMAN AND OFFERS AIDS BUT SCORCHY DECLINES! JUST THAT I TRIED TO BE A GOOD NAVAL CADET AND UPHOLD LAW AND JUSTICE — OH - AND TELL AMONE WHO PICKS YOU UP THAT I COUNTED THIS IN I "JIBED" THIS BOAT DELIBERATELY SO THE MAST WOULD CRACK! YOU'LL FLOAT HERE 'TIL SOMEONE PICKS YOU UP, SO SHOOT, CROOK...I COUNTED THIS IN! SHE LURKS GOES OMIRNA RAH'S SHOPPE ON EAST 48TH AND!!! MYRNA RAH'S ON EAST 48TH THANKS!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT HELP LITTLE LADY! A GREAT HELP! ME AND MY BIG MOUTH! SIGH! MY FAVORITE BOY FRIEND'S PICTURE! STICKING THIS LITTLE OL CALENDAR AT THE BOTTOM OF IT IS A CLEVER IDEA! NOW MOM AND WON'T BE ABLE ABOUT HIM ANYTHEY'LL NEVER THAT THIS IS HIS SIGH! WATER BOY MODEST MAIDENS *Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office* MY ALAN — AT MONDAY'S THERE'S ONE THING I'D LIKE TO BUY. FOR YOU TO WEAR, RED OF THAT SAME OLD LONG FACE YOUVE BEEN WEARING. BOY FRIEND'S PICTURE! STICKING THIS LITTLE OU'CALENDAR AT THE BOTTOM OF IT IS A CLEVER IDEA! WON'T BE ABLE ABOUT HIM AND THEY'LL NEVER THAT THIS IS HN GOSH, MYRA...THIS IS REALLY GREAT...THEY GAVE US THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOTEL AND THEY WON'T TAKE A PENNY FOR IT CUZ WE WERE INSTRUMENTAL IN CATCHING THEM BANDITS THAT HELD UP THE HOTEL! IT IS NICE, BUT A ALL IT DID SAVE LOT OF MONEY! HAD RANSACKED PLACE AND HAD THE GUESTS VIR PENNILESS! MYRA AND PETERS HAD BEEN GUESTS OF HONOR AT DINNER AND WERE TREA ROYALLY! WE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS T MAR, THEIR BEAUTIFUL SET-UP! OH, NO-THOSE GENTLEMEN ADVISES PEOPLE ON THEIR PROBLEMS! CUT-RATE CLINIC SOP AND GETTIN' RICH AT IT, FLL BET! WELL--I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, BUT I HEARD TELL! --THAT IF THEY DON'T PAY THEIR RENT PROMPTER, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO MONE! FATHER, SHE CAME INTO MY ROOM AND SNATCHED IT OFF MY BACK! BUT YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF DRESSES-- AND I HAVEN'T GOT ANY! POMONA, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON ANOTHER DRESS! THIS IS A ROYAL COMMAND! FATHER, IT'S A GOOD THING FOR HER THAT YOU'RE THE KING! LEX DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE PIOT, GOR! BUT WHY DOES HE CLAIM THIS LIMBIAN TUB HAS FLEAS? FLEAS IN SPACE!? WE TOOK THIS SHIP FROM THE LIMBIANS! YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? SURE 'NUFF! BUT I'VE HAD AN ASTAR EDUCATION! I CAN DO EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING SWELL! WE NEED AN EXTERMINATOR! LEX DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE PLOT GOR! BUT WHY DOES HE CLAIM THIS LIMBIAN TUB HAS FLEAS? FLEAS IN SPACE! WE TOOK THIS SHIP FROM THE LIMBIANS! YOU REMEMBER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? BUT I'VE HAD AN ASTAR EDUCATION! I CAN DO EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING SWELL! WE NEED AN EXTERMINATOR! HOLD DOSE LAST WOIDS - I SEE A SPEEDBOAT COMIN'! HEY-IT COULDN'T BE AND IT IS - THAT'S DAN! HE'S ALIVE! I'M SAVED! NOPE, DOPE! IT MEANS I'M SAVED! OU'VE BEEN A REAT HELP LITTLE ADJ...A GREAT HELP!! ME AND MY BIG MOUTH! YOU TRICKED ME, YOU SLUCKER! TAKE YOUR CANDY BACK! MYRNA RAH'S ON EAST 48TH! OH, GEE NOW WHAT! NOW MOM AND DAD WON'T BE ABLE TO KID ME ABOUT HIM ANYMORE...THEY'LL NEVER REALIZE THAT THIS IS HIS PICTURE! OH, GRACIOUS ME! HA-HA-HA TREE-NEE! LAST YEAR'S CALENDAR! WON'T BE ABLE TO KID ME ABOUT HIM ANYMORE... THEY'LL NEVER REALIZE THAT THIS IS HIS PICTURE! OH, GRACIOUS ME! HA-HA-HA TEE-NEE! LAST YEAR'S CALENDAR! IT IS NICE, BUT AFTER ALL IT DID SAVE THEM A LOT OF MONEY! THEY HAD RANSACKED THE PLACE AND HAD LEFT THE GUESTS VIRTUALLY PENNILESS! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 8-4 # Newtowns JAY ALAN MOST ECONOMICAL CAR I EVER DROVE — THREE DATES PER GALLON!!