anaheim-gazette 1952-07-21

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JULY 21, 1938 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA MY UNCLE ALFRED, MY UNCLE ALBERT, AND MY UNCLE OSCAR ALL BUT TOGETHER KNOW EVERY ANSWER IN THE WORLD! OKAY—ASK EM WHO'S GONNA BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT! CHT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC HAVING RESCUED A GIRL FROM A SEA SERPENT OAKY HAS BROUGHT HER ASHORE... AND NOW-- WHAT'S THE MATTER DON'T YOU LIKE MY BATHING SUIT? G-GOSH, I DUNNO!— I NEVER SAW ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE! WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?! I COULD TAKE A CRACK AT YOUR CLOTHES TOO! YOU REFU A MAS PART SCORCHY SMITE TIME! RIVE... FOUR... THREE... THOL... WE COME!! FIRE! DICKIE DARK WE WANTS T' GIT AWAY FROM D'STATES, SO SAIL DUE SOUTH BOY! MISTER, NO SAILBOAT CAN SAIL RIGHT INTO THE WIND AND THAT'S FROM THE SOUTH IT'S A TRICK I KNEW YOU'D TRY TO TRICK US SOMEHOW, ONDET!! BUT WE DON'T TRICK, SEE? WHAT'S THE MATTER, MISTER? DID YOU RUN OUT OF BATHING BEACHES TO HAUNT? THE NAME IS RODZINI SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR... WELL, IF YOU CAME HERE FOR THE SECOND PAGE OF MY MANUSCRIPT I SUGGEST YOU WAIT AND SEE IT ON TELEVISION! DAD... DON WANTS TO TAKE ME TO DINNER AND A MOVIE! IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME, DIANA... DID YOU ASK MOTHER? N-NO! WE'RE NEARLY TO LAKE WANNAPASSCoby... IT'S JUST ABOUT A MILE! THE LAST MILE! A FINE ATTITUDE IN WHICH TO BE STARTING A VACATION! WONDER WHAT ITLL BE LIKE AT THE FINISH? CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS MY UNCLE ALFRED KNOWS BUT HE ISN'T THERE RIGHT NOW. COULD TAKE CRACK AT UR CLOTHES YOU LOOK LIKE A REFUGEE FROM A MASQUERADE PARTY! HEY! THIS IS A GOOD SUIT OF ARMOR--I MADE IT MYSELF! DAIRY HAS RESCUED A PRETTY DAYSELL FROM A SEA SERPENT AND SHE IS ACTING LIKE A NEW ARRIVAL IN A STRANGE WORLD... 7-21 I'LL PLAY ALONG WHO'S KING CORNY? IN THE CAPTURED LUMBERG LUMBIAN SPACE SHIP, SCORCH BRACES HIMSELF AS THE ONE-MAN SUCERS OF THE ASTAR PLANETARY PATROL ACCELERATE UP TO LIMBA'S GRAVITY ESCAPE VELOCITY... I KNEW YOU'D TRY TO TRICK US SOMEHOW, ONDET!! BUT WE DON'T TRICK, SEE? GET YOUR GUN BUTT READY, BARRACUDA! NOW CADET, SAIL SOUTH! THE CROCKS ORDER DICKIE TO STEER DUE SOUTH! "BUT WE CHANGED FROM 'SNORCAR' TO A SAILBOAT... WELL, IF YOU CAME HERE FOR THE SECOND AGE OF MY MANUSCRIPT, I SUGGEST YOU WAIT AND SEE IT ON TELEVISION! YOU BETTER LET ME MAKE THE SUGGESTIONS, LADY! YOU NEED MY HELP! A SLIGHTLY FAMILIAR CHARACTER TURNS UP AT THE TV STUDIO! OH, PAD! YOU SIMPLY MUST TASTE A PIECE OF THIS CAKE I MADE! I'M NOT IT DELICIOUS? MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN— THAT X-RAY TAKEN TO PROVE THAT I REALLY HAD A MIND OF MY OWN!! WELL...THE SUMMER HOTEL DOESN'T LOOK TOO BAD! BETTER THAN I FIGURED!...I HOPE THE PLACE LIVES UP TO HALF THE SALES TALK TWALT GAVE ME ABOUT IT!! OH, PETERS, LOOK OUT! THE OTHER CAR ISN'T GOING TO STOP... IT'S GOING TO HIT—— GOSH, DOC—I (mind) CAN'T SLEEP NIGHTS! HAVEN'T SLEPT (mind) FOR A WEEK! (Mind) EXCUSE ME—I'M SO TIRED (mind) I— I'LL PLAY ALONG WHO'S KING CORNY? HE'S THE RULER OF UNCERTAINIA! HMPH! I NEVER HEARD OF UNCERTAINIA! BUT GOSH ALL HEMLOCK YOU'RE IN UNCERTAINIA! WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?! HA, HA, HA! I NEVER KNEW ANYBODY SO DUMB! AT 17 MILES PER SECOND, LIMBA SHOULD BE LOOKING SMALLER NOT BIGGER!?! ... WE'VE READING THE WRONG WAY!! SECOND LINDA SHOULD BE LOOKING SWALLER NOT BIGGER!?... WE'RE HEADING THE WRONG WAY! NORTH IT AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH! SHOVE DAT TILLER OVER! NORTH DAT AIN'T NO BETTER SHOVE IT BACK! NORTH STILL NO GOOD... HEY WAIT... AIN'T WE BEEN GOIN' SOUTH ALL DIS TIME? YEAH, I WAS THE SNOOPER YOU SAW AT THE BEACH YESTERDAY! A CERTAIN GLU HIRED ME TO DO JUST THAT! AND FIRED YOU FOR FUMBLING THE JOE? I HOPE YOU DON'T SCARE EASH, LADY BUT THIS GUM IS OUT TO GET YOU AND NO POOLIN! MAKBE MISS DIXON DOESN'T SCARE EASILY BUT I DO!! WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?? IGN'T IT DELICIOUS? HAM-M-- GOLLY! IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE CAKE MOM MAKES REALLY ??? POOR MOM-- THAT'S ONE THING SHE'G NEVER LEARNED! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN 7-21 YOU HAD A PRETTY GOOD TIME, ALL IN ALL, DIDN'T YOU?