anaheim-gazette 1951-11-05

ALFRED THAT'S RITA RO THE MOVE STAR IN THAT LITTLE BOAT!! I SPOTTED HER FIRST SO I'M GONNA BE THE OLD TO HANDLE THIS RESCUE! WHOOOPS!!! OAKY DOAKS GEE! WHAT D'YA MEAN, POMONA? YOU CAN'T POOL ME, OAKY DOAKS! I KNOW YOU MADE YOUR HORSE BALK BECAUSE YOU WANT TO WOO ME! NELLIE! DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? SCORCHY SMITH LAST CHANCE, MEHMET! HEAD FOR ISTANBUL OR A STREAM OF LEAD! JUMPIN' JUPITER! NO AMMO! LAST CHANCE, MEMET! HEAD FOR ISTANBUL OR A STREAM OF LEAD! JUMPIN! JUPITER! NO AWA!! DICKIE DARE THREE YEARS AFTER FINDING THAT PEARL, I HAD BECOME A HOPELESS BUM, HANGING AROUND THE WATERFRONT AT PAPEETE... AND THERE, LADIES, IS A FABULOUS CHARACTER, ONCE KING OF A SOUTH SEAS ISLAND! OH, HOW ROMANTIC! LET'S... NO, IDA, I WO LET YOU SPE TO THAT AW LOOKIN' CREATURE THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY RONALD! STOP IT! JIMMY! TURN LOOSE! I HAVENT FINISHED READING ABOUT FOX4-WOX4! LATER IT WAS A FLEE #AND GLADITY CAN G BASH-ST BACK TO INDIA OH, DIANA! BWAA-A! WHAT DID YOU SAY, DAD? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. THAT'S LIFE FOR YA... ONE DAY YOU'RE WHISKED TO THE TOP OF THE HEAR... CROWDS CHEER, FOLKS MAUL YOU JUST TO SHAKE YOUR HAND, MOTHERS BRING THEIR BABIES TO BE KISSED BY YOU... THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE RIGHT BACK DOIN' WHAT YOU WERE BEFORE AND NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO YOU!!! OOPS...THERE GO MY PANTS.' THE REALISTIC RIP IN HIS OVERALLS SNAPPED HIM ABruptly OUT OF HIS CYNICAL REVERIE!! ... AND WE FINO WE ARE VERY GLAD THAT THIS MINOR MISTORTUNE BROUGHT HIM BACK TO THE CRIM REALITIES OF HIS NOT-SO NORMAL LIFE! 4 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA WHOOPS!!! Carl Pryson Don Mackey WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I GET CLOWNS LIKE ALFRED AND OSCAR ON THIS SHIP...AND NOW A Shipwrecked MOVIE STAR! HOW CAN I MAINTAIN ON THIS SHIP? NELLIE! DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? DID I MAKE YOU BALK? NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE A CHANCE TO WOO ME, OAKY, WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR? B-BUT: POMONA--! WHILE OAKY WAS TAKING PRINCESS POMONA FOR A MOONLIGHT RIDE, HIS HOSE SUDDENLY BALKED. I'M G-COLD! PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME! JUMPIN' JUPITER! NO AMMO! OHO! SO YOU FORGOT TO BRINE BULLETS, EH? LET ME GIVE YOU SOME! SCORCHY'S JET OVERTAKES THE RED SPY'S PISTON PACKIN' P-51 BUT HIS GUNS HAVE EMPTY ANNO BELTS... JUMPIN' JUPITER! NO AMMO! OH! SO YOU FORGOT TO BRING BULLETS, EAT ME GIVE YOU SOME! SCORCHY'S JET OVERTAKES THE RED SPY'S PISTON PACKIN' P-ST. BUT HIS GUNS HAVE EMPTY AIRMO BELTS... NO, IDA, I WON'T LET YOU SPEAK TO THAT AWFUL LOOKING CREATURE! IDA? MY-GOSH... IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN YOUR IDA...THE GIRL YOU LOVED... IT WAS. SOME STORY! THE KING OF A SOUTH SEAS ISLAND LOSES EVERYTHING, BECOMES A WATERFRONT LOADER. AND THEN YOUR GIRL IDA SHOWED UP... LATER. DRESSING ROOMS IT WAS A FLOP #AND I'M GLAD! THEY CAN GIVE BASK-SITTING BACK TO THE INDIANS! YOU WERE WONDERFUL PATCH! IT'LL BE A GREAT SHOW WHEN WE IRON OUT THE ROUGH SPOTS! LATEY HAS JUST FINISHED A BABK-SITTING STINT ON HER TV SHOW!!! WHAT DID U SAY, DAD? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. THAT WAS THE TOWN FIRE HORN! R-REALLY CHARLES! CAN'T LET YOU GET HOME TIME BUT WHAT TIME NO BUILDING! HAT DID YOU SAY DAD? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. THAT WAS THE TOWN FIRE HORN! OH! YALE LET'S GET ONE...THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THOSE PLAYERS I WOULDN'T MIND FOLLOWING. HI, DIANA! GOSH, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! R-REALLY CHARLES! WHAT TA YA SPOSE THAT PLANES BEEN FLIN' OVER OUR TOWN FOR? S'BEEN CIRCLIN' AROUND FOR HALF AN HOUR! THAT'S WHAT MO THE TOWN'S BEEN WONDERING... SA...LOOK...WHAT'S...SOMETHIN' JUST OUT O' THE PLANE THE PLANE DIDN'T FALTER IN ITS FLIGHT SO IT WASN'T THE MOTOR! THE PILOT SEEMS TO BE SAFE, BUT HOW ABOUT THE POOR UNUSUAL CITIZEN WHO MIGHT BE STANDING BELOW?! EN TO ME! FRED AND NOW STAR! HOW CAN I EVER MANTAIN DISCIPLINE ON THIS SHOW BORT? BUT, SIR-- WE'VE SUDDENLY GOT THE SNAPPIEST BUNCH OF SAILORS I'VE SEEN IN THIRTY YEARS! CARL RYMAN Don Mackay WHAT E ICE OAKY! B-BUT, POMONA-! I'M G COLD! PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME! MY ARMOR WOULD MAKE YOU COLDER! THEN I'LL PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU! HHEY! YOU'LL LOOSEN MY RIVETS! T SIR OAKY! SORRY TO BOTHER YE, BUT— YOU AREN'T BOTHERING ME ANY! I'LL SAY YOU AREN'T! CAN'T LET THIS JOKER GET HOME TO JOE... BUT WHAT TO DO WITH NO BULLETS? WRIP! NOW I GOT SOME...IN THE WING! UMM...I WONDER IF HE'S TRIGGER HAPPY ENOUGH TO FALL FOR THIS DODGE... CAN'T LET THIS JOKER GET HOME TO JOE BUT WHAT TO DO WITH NO BULLETS? WHAP! NOW I GOT SOME... IN THE WING! UMM...I WONDER IF HE'S TRIGGER HAPPY ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT!S DODGE... SHE NEVER RECOGNIZED ME. IT IS... IT IS IDA, MY IDA. COME, IDA! RESPECTABLE SCHOOL TEACHERS DON'T TALK TO EUMS! SHE DISAPPEARED... AND I STOOD THERE A DIFFERENT MAN, MY SHOULDERS BACK... EAT DAYS! MY GREAT SKINITING HERE TO STAY ON YOUR SHOW! BUT ONE WHICHERS! LET'S AT CARE WITH A URGE! AND AFTER JUST ONE SHOW! THE THING HAS BURE-FIRE APPEAL! IT'S LIVELY, IT HAS ACTION! AND I SAY IT'S MURDER! R-REALLY CHARLES? SAY- ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING SATURDAY NIGHT? WHY, NO, CHARLEG! SIGNS NOT A SINGLE THING! SWELL!... CAN I BORROW YOUR ROLLER SKATES FOR MY GIRL FRIEND? REALLY, CHARLES? SAY- ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING SATURDAY NIGHT? WHY, NO, CHARLEG! SIGNS NOT A SINGLE THING! SWELL!... CAN I BORROW YOUR ROLLER SKATES FOR MY GIRL FRIEND? THAT'S WHAT MOST OF THE TOWN'S BEEN WONDERIN'... SAY... LOOK...WHAT'S THAT? SOMETHIN' JUST FELL OUT O' THE PLANE! JAY ALAN- "DON'T SEE HOW THEY CAN EXPECT YOU TO HAVE A NEW SHIFT EVERY YEAR WITH THE SAME OLD BODY!"