anaheim-gazette 1951-10-19

ALFRED LOOK, ALFRED I TWO PACKAGE FROM HOME! THEY'RE ADDRESSED TRUST BOTH OF US... SO WELL EACH TAKE ONE NOW... INSTEAD OF DIVIDED LATER! OAKY DOAKS GIMME THAT MONEY! IT'S KING CORNY'S MONEY! I'VE BEEN COLLECTING TOOL ON THIS BRIDGE PER HIM! YOU'VE COLLECTED ENOUGH FOR TODAY! I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE ROYAL CASTLE AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO HIS MAJESTY! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! -ARE YOU A FRIEND O'TH'KING? YES-I'M OAKY DONE ONE O'KNIGHT SCORCHY SMITH DO YOU SMORE OFF CIGARS JUST WHEN THE FAD CAUGHT ON, HUH? THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVE OFTEN SEEN YOU SMOKE CIGARS WELL SET! ER-R! QUITE TRUE, SI AND SOME PRACTICAL JOKER PURLOUNED MY LAST BOX OF PRECIOUS HAVANAS... DO YOU SMORE OFF CIGARS JUST WHEN THE FAD CAUGHT ON, HUH? THAT'S NOT! I HAVE OTEN SEEN YOU SMORE CIGARS WHIMSET! ER-R! QUITE TRUE, B AND SOME PRACTICAL JOKER PURLOINED MY LAST BOX OF PRECIOUS HAVANAS... DICKIE DARE TROUBLE WITH YOU, TED, YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN EVER HAD A CRACKED HEART! GO DOWN ON THEM ROCKS' THE OL' MAN TOLD ME 'AN LISTEN! YOU MIGHT HEAR MOTHER NATURE TALKIN' TO YOU! I...I DO HEAR IT... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY PATSY, YOU'RE A WIZARD/ WE'VE GOT KIM EXACTLY WHERE WE WANT HIM! HE'S WAITING FOR MISS FITTLE! MINUTES LATER FITTLE IS GOING TO BE ER...BUSY FOR A WHILE, MUST ENCLOSELY, HERE IS THE DEAL! OH, DIANA! ...OH, YES, SHARON. HE'S VERY NICE AND ALL THAT- BUT I DON'T KNOW, HE JUST ISN'T MY TYPE. HOLD ON A SECOND, SHARON- WHO TURNED OFF THE TELEVISION SET! OH, YES, SHARON. HE'S VERY NICE AND ALL THAT— BUT I DON'T KNOW HE JUST ISN'T MY TYPE. HOLD ON A SECOND SHARON— CHICK! YES... YOU'VE SURE DONE IT... YOU BUMPED THEIR HEADS TOGETHER AND CRASED THEM OUT OF OUR HOUSE, JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE MAKING A LOT OF NOISE TRYING TO OUTDOE EACH OTHER ON PLANS FOR THE BIG "HORSEFEATHERS PETERS DAY" CELEBRATION!! "HORSEFEATHERS PETERS DAY"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT'S THE FIRST INDICATION PETERS HAS HAD THAT ALL THIS HUSH-HUSH TALK BEHIND HIS BACK WAS ON THE FLATTERING SIDE! HE TURNED A PALE HUE WHEN HE BEGAN TO REALIZE WHAT HE HAD DONE! 4 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1851 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA INSTEAD OF DIVING LATER! PAPER MARKINGS ARE YOU A FRIEND O'TH' KING? YEAH-I'M SIR OAKY DOAKS, ONE OF HIS KNIGHTS! THEY GIVE IT TO HIS MAJESTY! WEBBE YE'RE A LIAR, BUT I AIN'T TAKIN' A CHANCE! I'll GIVE KING CORNY THE TOLL MONEY YOU COLLECTED WIT! MY COMPLIMENTS! ALLIZ GLAD TO HELP OUT! BUT YOU BET COLLECT ANY HIS MAJESTY NOT GET THE NEXT TIME! ER-R! QUITE TRUE, SIR! AND SOME PRACTICAL JOKER PURLOined MY LAST BOX OF PRECIOUS HAVANAS... AND LEFT THEM IN THE READY ROOM FOR SAMPLES! SOMEONE STOLE YOUR CIGARS? LOOK! THE Pilots ARE SMOKING THEm! BUT I WILL PRESS CHARACTERS CONTRIBUTING ESPRIT DE... ER-R! QUITE TRUE, SIR! AND SOME PRACTICAL JOKER PURLOINED MY LAST BOX OF PRECIOUS HAWAIIAS... AND LEFT THEM IN THE READY ROOM FOR SAMPLES! SOMEONE STOLE YOUR CIGARS? THE PILOTS ARE SMOKING THEM! BUT I W PRESS CHA CONTROBULO EEPRIT DE I...I DO HEAR IT... MY WAVES DON'T GIVE UP. THEY KEEP ON COMING coulton waugh SHE'S READY TO SLIDE IN, TED! DON'T YOU NEVER FORGET! MINUTES LATER WHERE YOU BEEN, KID... AND WHERE IS THE FITTLE DAME? ENTERTAINMENT WHILE YOU WATT, SIR! STUD. YOU JUST ENJOY YOURSELF LOOKING AT THE TELEVISION UNTIL MISS FITTLE SHOWS UP? WHO TURNED OFF THE TELEVISION SET! THAT'S MY FAVORITE PROGRAM!!! WHO TURNED OFF THE TELEVISION SET! THAT'S MY FAVORITE PROGRAM!!! P.R.I.N.G!! YES PETERS, THOSE TWO HEADS YOU BUMPED TOGETHER AND THREW OUT OF OUR HOUSE WE'RE TWO COMMITTEE CHAIRMEN DAYING PLANS FOR A CELEBRATION TO HONOR YOU AS OUR TOWN'S LEADING CITIZEN!!! BUT NOW---! GOSH...A DAY GOLLY...AFTER I DONE I CAN'T WELL GO APOW AND ASK 'EM AHEAD WITH PLANS!! SNIFF SNIFF SOB POOR PETERS JUST FELT SICK!! -HIM AND HIS HASTY TEMPER...IF HE WASN'T SUCH A BIG BOY HE'D HAVE SAT DOWN AND HAD A GOO BUT YOU BETTER NOT COLLECT ANY MORE HIS MAJESTY NIGHT NOT GET THE MONEY NEXT TIME! VE SAID A WOUTHPUL! I WON'T COLLECT ANY MORE TOLL AT THIS BRIDGE. GOOD! GIDDAP NELLIE! BUT, HO HO! THERE'S A LOT O' OTHER BRIDGES, YE DUMB CLUCK! BUT I WON'T PRESS CHARGES! MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE ESPRIT DE CORPS! SO KIND! BUT WE'VE HAD SABOTAGE, NOW A MURDER! WE THINK THE CRIMINAL LIKES COSTLY CIGARS!... LOOK! THE PILOTS ARE SMOKING THEM! BUT I WONT PRESS CHARGES! MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE EEPRIT DE CORPS! SO KIND! BUT WEVE HAD SABOTAGE, NOW A MURDER! WE THINK THE CRIMINAL LIKES COSTLY CIGARS! TO AVOID FAVORITISM, WE WILL INVESTIGATE YOU FIRST ADULTANT FOR THE ESPRIT DE CORPS! ...ASOUT OL'DOS AN' INTRAL, THERE'S A POT O'GOOD AT THE END OF YOUR RAINBOW, TOO! GO SAIL OFF, AN' FIND IT! COURON Waugh AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT OF THE SHOW! IT'LL BE MID-RIFFERTY, THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF LADY WRESTLERS AGAINST A TOP-FLIGHT CHALLENGER... ROXIE DUFFY I'll answer it, Dad! IT MAY BE IMPORTANT. I'LL ANSWER IT, DAD! IT MAY BE IMPORTANT. GOSH...A DAY FOR ME! GOLLY...AFTER WHAT, I DONE I CAN'T VERY WELL GO APOLOGIZE AND ASK 'EM TO GO AHEAD WITH THEIR PLANS!! JAY ALAN- "IGN'T HE NICE? HE GAYS I'M FATUOUS!"