anaheim-gazette 1951-10-12

ALFRED RUN UP THE PENNANTS FOR COLUMBUS DAY... AVE, AVE, SR! COLUMBUS DAY ALWAYS MAKES THE SKIPPER A LITTLE SAD. SAD? WAY? IT KEPTING HIM ON DAYS OF WOODEN AND IRON MEN... IT'S IRON SHIPS OAKY DOAKS WHAT'S THE MESSAGE YOU WANT ME TO TAKE TO KING CORNY? COME CLOSEER, SIR OAKY, SO NOBODY CAN HEAR! I WANT YOU TO ASK HIM TO MAIL ME ANOTHER BOX OF THAT TAFFY! I KNOW HE'LL BE GLAD TO DO THAT, KING FATSO! AND TO MAKE SURPRISE MY WIFE, QUEEN BURPIE, DOESN'T GET HOLD OF IT. I WANT HIM TO DO ONE THING! SCORCHY SMITH THIS IS ALL VERY OBVIOUS SMITH! YES, MAJOR SOGG! IT FITS...WITH MAJOR SMITH'S REDUCTION! SO WE HAVE CLUES, A RECONSTRUCTION... AND HAVE YOU THE OBVIOUS MOTIVE, SOEES? AH...ER HARRUMP!!! HOW'S THIS? ORDERED THE CHIEF MEN SNAEU THE P-BO'S! B DAMAGE WAS DISCOVERED! SCORCHY SMITH THIS IS ALL VERY OBVIOUS SMITH! YES, MAJOR SOGG! IT FITS...WITH MAJOR SMITH'S REDUCTION! SO WE HAVE CLUES, A RECONSTRUCTION...AND HAVE YOU THE OBVIOUS MOTIVE, SOGG? HOW'S THIS? SOME ORDERED THE CHIEF MAN SNAFU THE P-80'S! BAD DAMAGE WAS DISCOVERED. DICKIE DARE HERE COMES THE END IDA... I LOVE... ...YOU THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY RIPPERLY TO BETTER EXPLAIN ABOUT... WESBER...SHE WAS SOME BALL OF RIDE IN THAT RING! MIGHT GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO RIGHT YOU! BUT... MID RIPPERLY SAH, WHATEVER BECAME OF YOUR MANAGER, THAT CRUMB NAMED "MASHER" OH, DIANA! OH, DIANA! HAVE YOU SEEN, BIG BILL BERRY? YOU KNOW, THAT STRAPPING, HAND-SOME-Looking Guy? WHY NO, CARL. GEEE--YOU'RE THE ROUNDTH PERSON I'VE ASKER. IF I SHOULD SEE HIM I'LL TELL HIM YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HIM. I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR HIM. OH, PIANA! HAVE YOU SEEN BIG BILL BERRY? YOU KNOW, THAT STRAPPING, HAND SOME-LOOKING GUY? WHY NO, CARL! GEEE--YOU'RE THE FOURTH PERSON I'VE ASKED. IF I SHOULD GEEHUM I'LL TELL HIM YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HIM. I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR HUM. HI, FELLS! SSSH... QUIET HERE'S PETERS! OH, UH... Hi, PETERS... UH... SAY... WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' TO CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY? SEEMS EVERYBODY PETERS TRIES TO GET CHUMMY WITH THIS MORNING SHUTS RIGHT UP AS SOON AS HE SHOWS UP AND IMMEDIATELY CHANGES WHATEVER SUBJECT HE'D BEEN TALKING ABOUT... IT'S GETTING PETERS MIGHTY SORE! IT KEPTS HIM OF THE DAYS OF WOODEN SHIPS AND IRON MEN... NOW IT'S IRON SHIPS AND... AND TO MAKE SURE MY WIFE, QUEEN BURPIE, DOESN'T GET HOLD OF IT, I WANT HIM TO DO ONE THING! WHAT'S THAT YOUR MAJESTY? HAVE HIM MARK IT PERSONAL! HE GIRLS MEET A COULE OF REAL NAVY MEN! WE COULDA BE BY NOW, BUT SIMPLE LIFE... ABOUT A DINNER NEILLIE WE'RE BACK IN UNCERTAINNESS, AND I'LL SOON GIVE KING FATSO'S MESSAGE TO KING CORAN! BUT A SHORTHAIR HAR! THIS ROUGH GONNA MAKE RICH! HOW'S THIS? SOMEONE ORDERED THE CHIEF MECH TO SNAFU THE P-BO'S! BUT THE DAMAGE WAS DISCOVERED... SAMLEL DI PRET READY ROOM! WE'D NATURALLY GRILL THE MECH, SO HE WAS LIQUIPATED BEFORE HE COULD TALK! THANKS FOR YOUR DETECTIVE WORK, SMITH... HOW'S THIS? SOMEONE ORDERED THE CHIEF MECH TO SNAFU THE P-BO'S! BUT THE DAMAGE WAS DISCOVERED... SALLE du PRÉST READY ROOM WE'D NATURALLY GRILL THE MECH, SO HE WAS LIQUIPATED BEFORE HE COULD TALK! THANKS FOR YOUR DETECTIVE WORK, SMITH... ...YOU WOW! YOU SAY EVERYTHING WENT BLACK... WITH FANCY AS STARS! ID BEEN FROM THE BOAT WHANGED AGAINST A ROCK SAY, WHATEVER BECAME OF YOUR MANAGER: THAT CRUMB NAMED "MASHER"? DON'T SAY THAT WORD! TURN HER LOOSE, CALLAHAN ...IF SHE WANTS A FIGHT SHELL GET IT! WAIT, RIFFER I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR HIM I'M LOOKING FOR MY GIRL FRIEND!!! HI, TUBBY!! JEEPERS! WHERE EVER DO YOU GET THAT GROOVY TEE!! GODH- SHE M SHE'S BEGINN WHAT I - I'M LIKE IT I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR HIM. I'M LOOKING FOR MY GIRL FRIEND!!! I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS A CEILING ON HATK UNTIL JOHN SAW THE BILL FOR THIS ONE!! HI, TUBBY!... JEEPERS! WHERE EVER DO YOU GET THAT GRONNY TELE! GOOH-SHE MES BEEN WHAT I I-I-M LIKE IT WONDER WHAT THEM GLUYS WERE SAYIN' ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK THEY SURE SHUT UP WHEN I CAME AROUND! WELL BY GOLLY IF THEY WANTA PLAY THAT WAY THEY ARE ANTAGONIZIN' AN EXPERT!! IT WAS WORSE YET WHEN HE NOTICED THEY DID GONE RIGHT BACK TO THEIR BUZZING HUDDLE AS SOON AS HE LEFT! WELL BY GOLLY IF THERE'S SOME NASTY TALK AROUND ABOUT HIM HE'S GOING TO SETTLE IT HIS OWN WE COULDA BEEN ADMIRALS BY NOW, BUT WE LOVE THE SIMPLE LIFE... SAY, HOW ABOUT A DINNER DATE! SEE YA IN TEN MINUTES DRESSING ROOM! Carl Ryman Don Mackay 10-13 BUT A SHORT DISTANCE AHEAD... HAR! THIS RACKET IS GONNA MAKE ME RICH! I HEAR HOOFBEATS! TH. KIND OF A FELLER I LIKE... ABSOLUTELY UNARMED! NOW WE CAN AVOID A SCANDAL BY NOT CALLING THE POLICE! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND A MAN WHO... SMOKES EXPENSIVE IMPORTED CIGARS!... 3!? NOW WE CAN AVOID A SCANDAL BY NOT CALLING THE POLICE! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND A MAN WHO... SMOKES EXPENSIVE IMPORTED CIGARS!!... 3:15 WITH FANCY ASSORTED STARS! ID BEEN THROWN FROM THE BOAT, WHANGED AGAINST A ROCK AND AFTER A BLACK ETERNITY, CADET, I HEARD A VOICE. YES, WITH THE SURF ROARING IN MY EARS I HEARD THIS SWEET GENTLE VOICE... IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE WHEN A NEIGHBOR DROPS IN WAIT, RIFFERTY! OH DEAR! MEANWHILE I'M SO JITTERY NOW, I SEEM TO SEE "MR. MASHER" AT EVERY TURN! I'M SORRY MISS FITTLE IS OUT OF THE STUDIO! WILL YOU WAIT? GOAH- SHE MUST LIKE ME! SHE'S BEGINNING TO NOTICE WHAT I WEAR! I - I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. DIANA. OH, TURBBY— I'M ACTUALLY MA-A-AD ABOUT IT!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE LIKE IT FOR MY BOY FRIEND? GOOH-SHE MUST LIKE ME! SHE'S BEGINNING TO NOTICE WHAT I WEAR!! I-I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, DIANA. OH, TUBBY—I'M ACTUALLY MA-A-AD ABOUT IT!! ...WHERE CAN I GET ONE LIKE IT FOR MY BOY FRIEND? EM GLIYS WERE BEHIND MY BACK WHEN I CAME MY GOLLY IF THEY WAY THEY'RE EXPERT! AS SOON AS HE LEFT! AS SOME NASTY TALK GOING GOD SETTLE IT HIS OWN WAY! THIS IS THE BEST SUNDAY PAPER WEVE HAD--YOU SHOULD GEE ALL THE GOOD ADS!