anaheim-gazette 1951-08-03

ALFRED 9 Anaheim Gazette GOSH, I LIKE IT HERE IN HONOUR, ALFRED - I'M GOING TO ASK IF I CAN STAY! I'D LIKE TO RESIGN FROM THE NAVY, SIR - SO I COULD GET MARRIED AND SETTLE DOWN TO A DOMESTIC LIFE. ER, YOU'RE TOO VALUABLE A MAN TO BE RESIGNING - BUT WE CAN ARRANGE A DOMESTIC LIFE FOR YOU! OH, THANK YOU, SIR! THANK YOU! OAKY DOAKS BUT, YOUR MAJESTY! SHE'S THE GIRL I LOVE! LOCK HER IN THE DUNGEON! YOU'RE CRAZY, OAKY! NOBODY CAN LOVE A WITCH! TOMORROW SHE'LL BURN AT THE STAKE! SCORCHY SMITH THE MOTHER FRANTICALLY SCRIBBLED A FOOTNOTE IN THE DIARY... PRAYING THAT BY SOME MIRACLE, THE BABY GIRL MIGHT BE SAVED... WELL...?!? HOW CAN YOU KNOW ALL THIS, DEAN? YOU SPEAK AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE!! SCORCHY SMITH THE MOTHER FRANTICALLY SCRIBBLED A FOOTNOTE IN THE DIARY... PRAYING THAT BY SOME MIRACLE, THE BABY GIRL MIGHT BE SAVED... WELL...?!? HOW CAN YOU KNOW ALL THIS, DEAN? YOU SPEAK AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE!! DICKIE DARE BRITT ME TIL...FIFTY CALIBER SUB GUN, "TOOLS"! DARE'S LOST US THE FORMULA! RIGHT WIT' YOU, BOSS! THE GYRO-COMPASS WILL KEEP THE SHIP ON HER COURSE, "TOOLS" WHILE WE HUNT DOWN THAT INFERNAL CADET THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY BIG-TIME SPY RING NABBE CLEVER AGENTS UNCOVERED AT RUFFLES FARM GEE...THE PAPER SAYS IT ALL HAPPENED AT RUFFLES! FARM! MEAH...THAT IS A MISTAKE; THE FARM BELOWS TO MARTINA McGEE! OH. DIANA! WHEW! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG DAY...HAD TO WORK AN HOUR OVERTIME. HELLO, MOMS! GEE, AM I HUNGRY! WELL! I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY CAME HOME! I WANT INSIDE AND GOOD SCORE BEING LATE WHEN! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG DAY...HAD TO WORK AN HOUR OVERTIME. HELLO, MOMS! GEE, AM I HUNGRY! WELL! I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY CAME HOME! I WANT INSIDE AND GOOD SCORE BEING LATE TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox PLATE UMPIRE I SAID, PUT HALF OF THOSE PIECES OF FRIED CHICKEN BACK! Am! 8-4-51 8-3-51 ANAHEIM GAZETTE FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, 1931 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU'RE TOO VALUABLE TO BE RESIGNING - WE CAN ARRANGE A DOMESTIC LIFE FOR YOU! OH, THANK YOU, SIR! THANK YOU! HMMM!! I WONDER IF I COULD WORK THAT OFF ON ALFRED FOR A SMALL PROFIT SALE! DAMAGED IMPORTED ITEMS LOOK, ALFRED! A KOREAN RBBING CLOCK! IT RINGS EVERY TIME SOMEONE TELLS A LIE! ORROW SHE'LL AT THE STAKE! AND YOU GET ON YOUR HORSE AND START LOOKING FOR PRINCESS POMONA! BUT, MISTER, MURDOCK, I CANT LEAVE HERE IF HIS MAJESTY IS GONNA BURN PEACHIE WEACHIE FOR BEING A WITCH! EVEN IF SHE IS A WITCH, SHE'S A CUTE WITCH AND I WANTA MARRY HER! ?!? HOW CAN KNOW ALL THIS, DEAN? PEAK AS THOUGH WERE THERE!! I WAS! I AM THAT MOTHER! VES? THIS YOUNG EXPLORER, TRA LESTER... BELIEVED HE COULD LOCATE THE MYTHICAL REALM OF PRESTER JOHN! IT WAS POOLHARDY BUT... HOW CAN NOW ALL THIS, DEAN? PEAK AS THOUGH WERE THERE!! I WAS! I AM THAT MOTHER! YES! BELIEVED HE COULD LOCATE THE MYTHICAL REALM OF PRESTER JOHN! IT WAS FOOLHARD! BUT... THIS YOUNG EXPLORER, TRA LESTER... WHILE' WE HUNT DOWN THAT INFERnal CADET THERE'S ONE OF US COMIN' UP ON EACH SIDE, DARE! SO COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! I WON'T MAKE THIS OFFER AGAIN AND ALL I'VE GOT IS A WOODEN TILLER! IF ONLY I HAD HIT, THAT BALL FAR ENOUGH FOR CHARLIE TO CATCH IT GUG-GOSH: TWO CROOKS COMING FOR ME, BOTH ARMED... THE RAY SAYS HAPPENED BUFFLES! ARM! YEAH... THAT IS A MISTAKE! THE FARM BELOWS TO MARTINA MCGEE! BUT I HAVE A PAPER HERE THAT CORRECTS ALL MISTAKES! THAT PIECE OF PAPER IS FOR ME? WHAT IS IT? THE CANCELLED MORTAGE TO YOUR FARM, MORT! COMPLIMENTS OF MARTINA MCGEE! I WANT YOU TO GO RIGHT INSIDE AND GIVE DIANA A GOOD SCOLDING ABOUT BEING LATE FOR DINNER! WHY SHARON COOK! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! DIANA! I WANT YOU TO GO RIGHT INSIDE AND GIVE DIANA A GOOD SCOLDING ABOUT BEING LATE FOR DINNER! MY COOK! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! DIANA! THE HIGHLY SUSCEPTIBLE MR. SIMS KOREAN WAIF AMERICAN SAILORS AT PUSAN COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HIS NAME SO THEY CALLED HIM "JIMMY PUSAN." JIMMY LOST HIS PARENTS AND ALL RELATIVES IN THE WAR, BUT FOUND A HOME BY CARRYING WATER FOR THE GOBS. CUT IT LIKE G.I.! "Jimmy" Pusan HE LEARNED TO SPEAK ENGLISH IN TWO MONTHS! ADOPTED BY THE U.S.S., WHITEHURST, JIMMY HOPES TO BE IN AMERICA SOON! ALFRED! A KOREAN WING CLOCK! IT RINGS Y TIME SOMEONE TELLS A LIE! YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE IT? WELL, IT COST ME 10, BUT BORRING! EVEN IF SHE IS A WITCH, SHE'S A CUTE WITCH AND I WANTA MARRY HER! HMMM! KING CORNY FIRED ME TODAY, BUT MEBBE I'LL KINDA STICK AROUND-- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A WITCH-BURNIN'! BELIEVED HE COULD DATE THE MYTHICAL CALM OF PRESTER JOHN! WAS POOLHARDY BUT... HIS WIFE AND BABY GIRL ALSO WENT ON THE EXPEDITION! A RAIDING TRIBE ATTACKED...KILLED THE FATHER... SEE, MAJOR? JUST WHAT IT SAYS IN THIS OLD DIARY BELIEVED HE COULD LOCATE THE MYTHICAL ALAM OF PRESTER JOHN! WAS FOOLHARD! BUT... HIS WIFE AND EASY GIRL ALSO WENT ON THE EXPEDITION! A RAIDING TRIbe ATTACKED...KILLED THE FATHER... SEE, MAJOR? JUST WHAT IT SAYS IN THIS OLD DIARY ALL I'VE GOT IS A DEEN TILLER! IF ONLY HIT THAT BALL ENOUGH FOR CHARLIE TO CATCH IT BUT IT FELL IN THE WATER...UNCLE SAM WILL NEVER GET THE FORMULA NOW.... ALL BECAUSE OF ME DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY PAYOFF, ANYWHERE! MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP! LATER... 'BUY MORT! TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE PETS! THE CANCELLED MORTGAGE TO YOUR FARM MORT! COMPLIMENTS OF MARTINA MCGEE! DIANA! JEEPERS— HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE IT LAST SAN YOU? SINCE YOU GOT YOUR OWN TELEVISION GET— REMEMBER? BEETLE GIRL THIS LITTLE FOREST HILLS, N.Y., GAL, ONLY 16, SPENT WEEKS STUDYING THE FLOUR BEETLE THEN MADE A CHART OF HER AMAZING FINDINGS. Rhea Mendoza HER CHARTS WERE SHOWN TO AMERICA'S GREAT MEN OF SCIENCE IN WASHINGTON AND RHEA RECEIVED A BIG SCHOLARSHIP! YEE-OW! MY BEETLES PUT ME OVER!