anaheim-gazette 1951-07-27

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette GOSH! ADMIRAL AYRWICK WANTS YOU TO BE HIS GUEST ON THE "SHOOFLY" TODAY, ALFRED! CHARMING TO HAVE YOU WITH US, ALFRED! EH? YOU'D LIKE TO RETURN THE COURTESY IF I STEP ASHORE WITH YOU? OAKY DOAKS YOUR MAJESTY! HERE'S SIR OAKY! IT'S ABOUT TIME! OAKY! PRINCESS POMONA IS MISSING! G-GOSH ALL HEAVYLOCK! AND I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO FIND HER AT ONCE! Y-YES, YOUR MAJESTY! SCORCHY SMITH AND WHAT IS THAT? A 1933 DIARY WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN EXPLORER ALEPA'S FATHER BEFORE HE WAS MURDERED BY A DESERT TRIBE! SHE WAS BROUGHT UP AS AN ARAB PRINCESS BY THE LOCAL KHALIF. WE JUST FREED HER AND BENT OUR PROP ON THE KHALIF'S HEAD! SCORCHY SMITH AND WHAT IS THAT? A 1933 DIARY WRITTEN BY AN AMERICAN EXPLORER... ALEPA'S FATHER BEFORE HE WAS MURDERED BY A DESERT TRIBE! SHE WAS BROUGHT UP AS AN ARAB PRINCESS BY THE LOCAL KHALIF! WE JUST FREED HER AND BENT OUR PROP ON THE KHALIF'S HEAD! DICKIE DARE YIPPEE...I HEAR A POLICE SIREN! THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THE SHORE SITUATION, WHILE I ESCAPE WITH THE FAMOUS BALL. I'll KEEP IN SHALLOW WATER WHERE THE CROOKS' BIG BOAT CAN'T COME! SOME THRILL TO A THING LIKE THIS... WHEN YOU'VE FIGURED EVERY DETAIL EXACTLY RI...HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?... coulton waugh THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY BUT MY PETS WERE LOCKED UP, AUNT RUFFLES! CAN'T FIGURE HOW THEY GOT OUT! SOMETHING MIGHTY PECCULAR GOING ON OUT THERE! IF YOU DO HEAR FROM O'BOUT TEN MI COME A RUNNING YOUR SHOT AUNT RUFFLE OH. DIANA! ...AND THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT I ACTUALLY NEED, DAD... A NEW BATHING SUIT, SUMMER DRESSES, SHOES, BLOUSES, ETC- ETC- ETC- AND THEN OF COURSE I MUST HAVE SOME SLACKS AND THINGS FOR CASUAL WEAR- OH. DIANA! ... AND THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT I ACTUALLY NEED, DAD... A NEW BATHING SUIT, SUMMER DRESSES, SHOES, BLOUSES, ETC- ETC- ETCAND THEN OF COURSE I MUST HAVE SOME SLACKS AND THINGS FOR CASUAL WEAR TOONERVILLE FOLKS 'Containe Fox THE HIGHLY SUSCEPTIBLE MR. S. LAY YA IO TO I HE AIN'T LOOKING AT THE MOTOR! Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, JULY 27, 1931 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA EH? YOU'D LIKE TO RETURN THE COURTESY IF STEP ASHORE WITH YOU? ?? MY WORD! HONOLULU BOAT RENTALS AND I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO MIND HER AT ONCE! Y-YES, YOUR MAJESTY! BUT-- BUT FIRST, DO YOU MIND IF I INTRODUCE MY FIANCEE'? OAKY DOAKS! DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING GET MARRIED?! Y-YES, YOUR MAJESTY! YOU SURE PICKED A NEAT NUMBER! I DIDN'T PICK MER, YOUR MAJESTY! SIR, PICKED M-M THE WAS BROUGHT UP AS AN ARAB PRINCESS BY THE LOCAL KHALIF! WE JUST FREED HER AND ENT OUT PROP ON THE KHALIF'S HEAD! UM-M THIS IS NOT HOLLYWOOD, MR. SMITH, THIS IS TURKEY! STILL...?!! DRIVER! STOP AT THE AMERICAN COLLEGE! FINE! WE'RE CALLING ON THE DEAN OF WOMEN! DEAN FISK, TH MISS LESTER, M AND MR. HATT SHE WAS BROUGHT UP WAS AN ARAB PRINCESS BY THE LOCAL KHALIF! WE MUST FREED HER AND RENT OUR PROP ON THE KHALIF'S HEAD! UM-M THIS ISN'T HOLLYWOOD, MR. SMITH, THIS IS TURKEY! STILL... RIP....DRIVER! STOP AT THE AMERICAN COLLEGE! FINE! WE'RE CALLING ON THE DEAN OF WOMEN! DEAN FISK, TH MISS LESTER, N AND MR. HAT WHEN YOU'VE FIGURED EVERY DETAIL EXACTLY I... HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND? FORGOT WE MIGHT HAVE A FAST LAUNCH, HUH? YOU WAS FLOATIN' ON AIR, AN' NOW... ... I'M SU-SUNK OKAY, YOU GOT ME, MISTER. MIND TELLING WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? WELL, I DONE ON IN THE RACKET THEN BOUGHT THIS SHIP SOY I COULD CLEAR OUT OF THE U.S....IT WA GETTIN' SULTRY IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES, COME A RUNNING WITH YOUR SHOTGUN, AUNT RUFFLES! WOW/...BOME SCRAP MY FELLERS ARE PUTTING UP AGAINST PAUL AND THOSE OTHER SLICKERS! AND THEN OF COURSE MUST HAVE SOME BLACKS AND THINGS OR CASUAL WEAR- WH- WHAT...? GOSH—I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF... WHAT TIME DID YOU STOP TALKING? MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. I GUESS I HAVE BEEN SPENDING MY ALLOWANCE MONEY POOLISHLY... WHY, ALMOST WITHIN DAY OR TWO AFTER YOU've GIVEN IT TO ME—SWISH! IT' SPENT! AND THEN OF COURSE MUST HAVE SOME BLACKS AND THINGS FOR CASUAL WEAR WH- WHAT...? GOSH—I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF ... WHAT TIME DID YOU STOP TALKING? ...MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD, GUESS I HAVE BEEN SPENDING MY ALLOWANCE MONEY POOLISHLY... WHY, ALMOST WITHIN DAY OR TWO AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN IT TO ME — SWISH! IT'' SPENT! Leilehau Becker WROTE A LETTER AND GOT A JOB! THIS 18-YEAR-OLD HAWAIIAN GIRL HAS A JOB DANCING IN ONE OF NEW YORKS FINEST NIGHT CLUBS. ALL BECAUSE SHE WROTE A LETTER (ENCLOSED A PHOTO) AND APPLIED FOR A JOB. THEY LIKED HER LOOKS! ILL RIDE RIGHT UP BROADWAY! THE BEAUTY WAS A CHAMP SURF BOARD RIDER BESIDES BEING THE ISLAND'S TOP DANGER! IT'S STILL ONLY MIDNIGHT...FOUR HOURS OR SO TILL DAWN BREAKS AND WE CAN START SEARCHING AGAIN FOR MR. SMYTHE! POOR GUY LOST OUT THERE IN THE WOODS!! --- --HEY... WHAT'S THAT??? A SUDDEN BRILLIANT, GLOW HAD FLARED UP IN THE DISTANT HILLS!! ...IT MAY BE HIM... A SIGNAL LIGHT FROM THE LOST MAN!!! PETERS ROUSED THE MEN IN THE HOTEQUICKLY DONNING SHOES AND PANTS THE PAJAMA CLAO MEN SE SAY, MAC-CAN VA SPARE AN OLD SALT THE PRICE OF A MEAL? YOU'RE FRESH OUTTA Dough? GOSH, AND I AIN'T ET SINCE YESTERDAY! THE CROWN CLUB COPYRIGHT 1951 M.CLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE YOU SURE PICKED A NEAT NUMBER! I DIDN'T PICK HER, YOUR MAJESTY! SHE PICKED M-ME! WELL, HURRY UP AND INTRODUCE HER! SURE, YOUR MAJESTY! ...ER, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MISS? DEAN FISK, THIS IS MISS LESTER, MR SMITH AND MR. HATTER! THIS YOUNG LADY'S NAME IS LESTER? YES! COULD YOU PUT HER UP FOR THE NIGHT? SHE CLAWS TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF AN AMERICAN EXPLORER... WE'RE GONNA ON N OF EN! DEAN FISK, THIS IS MISS LESTER, MR SMITH AND MR HATTER! THIS YOUNG LADY'S NAME IS LESTER? YES! COULD YOU PUT HER UP FOR THE NIGHT? SHE CLAWS TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF AN AMERICAN EXPLORER... ...IRA LESTER !? WELL, I DONE OKAY IN THE RACKETS, THEN BOUGHT THIS SHIP SO'S I COULD CLEAR OUT OF THE U.S....IT WAS GETTIN' SULTRY! COUTON WATCH I'VE JUST LOST THREE MEN, BUT TH' TWO OF US WHAT'S LEFT WILL SPLIT NICE ON YOUR RUBBER DISCOVERY. SEE? THAT GLEAM IN DICKIE'S EYES... IT'S A GLEAM OF HOPE! HE'S NOTICED SOMETHING.... BUT WHO COULD VE LET 'EM OUT THEIR CAGES? HEY MORT! WHY, ALMOST WITHIN A DAY OR TWO AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN IT TO ME—SWISH! IT'S SPENT! I'VE MADE UP MY MIND TO TAKE YOUR GOOD SOUND ADVICE AND REALLY PRACTICE THRIFT... NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST ARRANGE TO GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO PRACTICE WITH... WHY, ALMOST WITHIN A DAY OR TWO AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN IT TO ME — SWISH! IT'S SPENT! I'VE MADE UP MY MIND TO TAKE YOUR GOOD SOUND ADVICE AND REALLY PRACTICE THRIFT... NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST ARRANGE TO GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO PRACTICE WITH... LIGHT... FOUR HOURS BAKES AND WE AGAIN FOR LUY, LOST OUT!! COME ON, MEN... LOOK AT THAT FIRE OFF IN THE WOODS! I HOPE IT'S A SIGNAL FROM SMYTHE TO GIVE US HIS LOCATION! LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY BIG BLAZE FOR A SIGNAL... I HOPE HE HASN'T STARTED A FOREST FIRE! IT DOES SEEM TO BE A BIG BLAZE FOR A SIGNAL FIRE! THE NEARER THEY GOT THE MORE THEY FELT THEY SHOULD HAVE COME ARMED WITH FIRE FIGHTING EQUIPMENT!!