anaheim-gazette 1951-04-18

Anaheim Gazette WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA MacArthur (Continued Page 5) Jammed sidewalks onto the wide street. The surging crowds were more than foot police could keep back. But the people were orderly—and enthusiastic. Cheers were thunderous as MacArthur went slowly by in the open car bearing his five-star insignia. Balloons, cracker-jacks, MacArthur signs popped up all along the route. It was a holiday crowd. The cheer was continuous. MacArthur smiled, waved, and occasionally stood in the car to acknowledge the ovation. His car crept by at a mere three or four miles an hour. Girls along the route threw roses and kisses at the returned hero. It was a wide-eyed introduction to the United States for 13-year-old Arthur, riding with his mother in the car behind. Oddly enough there was really big display of flags Civic Center. Flags hung from of the flag poles—except on reviewing stand was deck in green boughs. It was not decorated usual bunting. There were relatively few ice men in the crowd. About 11:30, 45 minutes the general was supposed to arrived at Civic Center crowd spilled out in front straining steel cables, leaving a single lane in the street. ALFRED THE BARRLE LOCAL SPORTSMAN BACKS GREYHOUND IN $2000 MACH-RACE SO YOU'RE A LOCAL SPORTSMAN? HEY? A BIG SHOT! YOUR FAMILY RUNS AROUND IN RAGS SO THAT YOU CAN BET $1000 ON A DOG RACE! OAKY DOAKS ARE YOU READY, SIR BURLEY? WAIT, SIR OAKY! KIN I LOOK AT YOUR BATTLE-AXE? SURE, SIR BURLEY! WOW! SHARP AS A RAZOR!! YEH! OAKY DOAKS ARE YOU READY, SIR BURLEY? Y-YES! WAIT, SIR OAKY! KIN I LOOK AT YOUR BATTLE-AXE? SURE, SIR BURLEY! WOW! SHARP AS A RAZOR!! YEH! SCORCHY SMITH WHAT THA... !? I'LL CUT 'ER... OWP! DICKIE DARE JOHNNY PAUL'S BROTHER HAD ALREADY GONE TO AMERICA... JOHNNY FOUND HE WAS A PROSPEROUS VIRGINIA TAILOR... WHY, WILLIAM, THIS NEW COAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GENTLEMAN WHY NOT? I WANT YOU TO VISIT A GENTLEMAN FRIEND OF MINE, MR. WILLIE JONES SO THIS IS WILLIAM'S BROTHER! WHAT'S YOUR AMBITION, LAD? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, CAPN BUT WE'RE OUT TO SEA! ROUND UP THE ENGINE CREW! ...WE'VE GOT TO GET STEAM UP!! I'M A'KREADING FOR THE PLOT HOUSE, PATSY... SO LONG! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, CAP N'ME BUT WE'RE OUT TO SEA! ROUND UP THE ENGINE CREW! ...WE'VE GOT TO GET STEAM UP!! I'M A'READING FOR THE PILOT HOUSE, PATSY...SO LONG! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox SMOKING A CIGARETTE IN PUBLIC ATTRACTS TOO MUCH ATTENTION! BETTER GO BACK TO MY PIPE. EDITOR AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17 HE'S A VETERAN ON STAGE, SCREEN AND RADIO FOR YEARS THE BROOKLYN KID PLAYED THE PART OF A SMART-ALEC BRAT IN STAGE AND RADIO SHOWS. ANY RIGHT, LET'S GO! Oddly enough there was no really big display of flags in the Civic Center. Flags hung from all the flag poles—except one. The viewing stand was decorated green boughs. It was not decorated in the dual bunting. There were relatively few serve men in the crowd. About 11:30, 45 minutes after the general was supposed to have arrived at Civic Center, the owl spilled out in front of re-training steel cables, leaving only single lane in the street. Squads of police moved up to press them back. Bewildered pigeons fluttered above. Their perches on the city hall and feeding grounds in the plaza had been taken over by MacArthur welcomers. People were in front of, beside and behind the general's car. Police on three-wheeled motorcycles tried to push them back. Two blocks were completely filled by surging, cheering humanity. Others looked down from the tops of buildings. Others perched precariously on ledges. The general arrived in front of the reviewing stand more than 50 minutes behind schedule. The crowd temporarily held him 100 feet away. MacArthur used both arms to wave to the crowd on each side. The crowd responded with thunderous shouts and cheers. The general stood up in the car, stepped out end began walking toward the stand. The roars of the crowd rose to a new crescendo as the general stepped into the stand. He waved and they screamed in frenzy. Police officers estimated 200,-000 people were massed in the area. They called it the greatest crowd San Francisco's Civic Center has ever seen. Even greater shouts than greeted the general broke out when Mrs. MacArthur arrived and he leaned down and aided her to step into the stand. Arthur MacArthur arrived wearing a peaked cap and went up to stand beside his mother. The crowd was momentarily quiet as the ceremonies began. Governor Warren, introducing the general, said: "It's great to have Douglas MacArthur home . . . For five years Americans in every station in life everywhere have been anxiously looking forward to the celebration of the homecoming of the hero of Bac increased by the waiting is the day." Replying, MacArthur said the same enthusiasm to the United States. "Speaking for both Mr. Arthur and myself," he can not tell you how deep appreciation for the well-hospitality with which the city has welcomed us. The ory of it will live in our always." He dramatically interruptions about how glad for the end of the "dream" in the Western Pacific. "I whis just asked," quietly, "if I intended politics. "My reply was no." The great crowd cheered "I do not intend to run political office and I hope my name never will be any political way." "The only politics I contained in a simple known well by all of you Bless America." On that note he ended the coming ceremony. After the band had played Bless America, MacArthur for photographers. He both hands above his head a prizefighter. He shook hands with Mrs. MacArthur went down stairs. A traffic death occurs every 15 minutes in the NOW! SHARP AS A RAZOR!! YEH! CAN'T WE WAIT TILL I SHARPEN MY BATTLE AXE? I DON'T MIND! THAT'S JUST A DIRTY DEAL TO DELAY THIS DUEL! JUPITER! THE SHEIKS MEN SABOTAGED THE YANKS! SO THIS IS WILLIAM'S BROTHER! WHAT'S YOUR AMBITION. AD? TO BE CAPTAIN OF A GREAT SHIP... AND A GENTLEMAN, SIR LIKE YOU! AND... AND SOMETHING MORE, MR. JONES... I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT, BUT I FEEL IT BURNING IN HERE! I'M A'KREADING FOR THE PLOT HOUSE, PATSY... SO LONG! BUT THE TELEVISION SHOW! GOT NO TIME TO BE A GLAMOR GIRL NOW! GOT A MAN SIZED JOB TO DO!! NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS I GOT IT!...I KNOW HOW WE CAN ARRANGE AN ACCIDENT FOR SPOKY AND BE SURE IT DOESN'T HURT HIM ANY PLACE BUT IN THAT TRICK SHOULDER OF HIS! IF YOU'RE SURE IT'LL WORK WE'LL STRING ALONG WITH YOU AND HELP SET IT UP... WHAT'S YOUR SCHEME? PETERS WAS CAUTIOUS AT FIRST AS HE UNFOLDED HIS PLAN, BUT AS HE UNFURLED IT HIS ENTHUSIASTM GREET TO A CRESCENDO... IT'S A FOOL PROOF ACCIDE TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZL I'M A'READING FOR THE PILOT HOUSE, PATSHL...SO LONG! BUT THE TELEVISION SHOW! GOT NO TIME TO BE A GLAMOR GIRL NOW! GOT A MAN SIZED JOB TO DO!! COPY BOY! EDITOR AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17 HE'S A VETERAN OF STAGE, SCREEN AND RADIO! FOR YEARS THE BROOKLYN KID PLAYED THE PART OF A SMART-LEG BRAT IN STAGE AND RADIO SHOWS. AWRIGHT, LET'S GO! Phil Dixon HE WORKED WITH TVRONE POWER IN TWO FILMS AND NOW HAS THE IMPORTANT PART IN THE 'BIG TOWN' TV PROGRAM, ACTING WITH EDITOR STEVE WILSON. A REAL BARRY-MORE TYPE, PHIL WANTS TO BE A DIRECTOR SOME DAY. TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE HORIZONTAL 1 Pointer 5 Cravat 10 Number of casualties 14 Forest ox 15 Open court 16 Gen. Am. tree school 17 Channel of the brain 18 Brisk 20 Erroneous belief 22 Ushers in 23 Holm oak 24 Broch 25 Became apparent 28 Took for granted 33 Supreme power 34 Mineral tar 35 Podder pit 36 Native mineral 37 Hoarse utterance 38 Kobold (var.) 39 Class of paintings 41 Pastening 42 Animosity 44 Practice of calling 45 Delivered from excitement 47 Sesame 48 Tidal flood 49 Devotes Flyer 57 Liqueur from a French monastery 59 A drink 60 Pitch 61 Near to a center 62 English school 63 Sails of a windmill 64 Seashore 65 Gloomy VERTICAL 1 Castaway In Brazil, a tapir 3 Christmas carol 4 Dearly beloved 5 Arranged at intervale 6 External floral part 7 Fillipino 8 Lush 9 Part of a ship's hold in the angle of the bows 10 Lockjaw Yesterday's Puzzle Solved: MAB FRAUD ZIP ERA RENE ORA TAR IINE GOAL BIGOFT OR SM LIV GREZNA HEM DAMEBROG ALAE TOO EARN REIMOENSE PIE PEETED ZRY AE AFED LOOO URN PIZ MOLAR ROE FEOPALS EVE 11 Coin of Greece 12 Outspoken 13 Not so mute 18 Swenthaterotic 21 Danish measure 25 Show weariness Lofty mooch 27 Handle 28 Humdrum 29 Harvest 30 Small worker ant 31 Picked gren 32 Treated with medicine 34 To wunt 37 Quick to anger 40 Ironical composition 42 Hindu garment 43 Gratified 44 Encircled 46 Supports 48 Recorded proceedings 50 Arab vesseh Ruff 52 Nevada city Grivet monkey, of a pet Arama Arama Grade Femline name RADIO and TELEVISION KLAC ... 570 KNX ... 1070 KIEV ... 970 KGER ... 1390 KFI ... 640 KXLA ... 1110 KHJ ... 920KTED ... 1520 KMPC ... 710 KFOX ... 1280 KFWB ... 980KOWL ... 1580 KECA ... 790 KFAC ... 1330 KFVD ... 1020KPMO ... 1600 The following programs are compiled from reports provided by the broadcasters. 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