anaheim-gazette 1951-03-02

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette COULD YOU INTERRUPT YOUR STORY-WRITING LONG ENOUGH TO TYPE OUT A NOTE TO WINTHROP'S TEACHER? OAKY DOAKS HELP! SAVE ME!! HELL-LP!!! TO HORSE! THAT MUST BE LADY LUCY! OAKY, I HOPE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! RESCUE HER AND FIND OUT! HEL-LP! HERE COMES A GUY! I'M AFRAID DOESN'T TO RESOLVE SCORCHY SMITH WHAT'S THAT THING? THIS WILL PROVE WE'VE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, THAT WE'RE ALL VICTIMS OF A SAD INSTAKE, THAT THERE IS NO OIL DOME HERE! HMPLH! THE MARKINGS ARE IN GERMAN!... WELL ?!? SCORCHY SMITH WHAT IS THAT THING? THIS WILL PROVE WE'VE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, THAT WE'RE ALL VICTIMS OF A SAD MISTAKE, THAT THERE IS NO OIL DOME HERE! HMPH! THE MARKINGS ARE IN GERMAN!... WELL ?? DICKIE DARE OKAY, WE'RE PALS! BUT WELL BE EXPELLED THE WAY WE LOOK. LET'S MAKE A CLEAN BREAST OF IT CADETS DARE AND DOULIN REPORTING SIR! WE HAD ANOTHER FIGHT, SIR, BUT WE MADE UP. WE PROMISE NOT TO FIGHT AGAIN, SIR... EXCEPT FOR JOHN PAUL JONES NAVAL ACADEMY AND THE U.S.A. SIR. NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU TWO... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HRUMPH! ...WAS THAT NECESSARY? YEE-OOW! ...A SPONSOR! NOW WONT YOU COME AND MEET MY WONDERFUL CAST! NO, THANKS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! OH, DIANA! DAD—YOU'RE IN MY WAY HERE. PLEASE GO IN THE LIVING ROOM. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN DINNER IS READY. I READ AN ARTICLE RECENTLY THAT SAID MOST ACCIDENTS OCCUR IN THE KITCHEN. YEAH... DAD—YOU'RE IN MY WAY HERE. PLEASE GO IN THE LIVING ROOM. ILL CALL YOU WHEN DINNER IS READY. I'READ AN ARTICLE RECENTLY THAT SAID MOST ACCIDENTS OCCUR IN THE KITCHEN. YEAH... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox Keen Teens DEVICE TO KEEP THE CAR FROM BLOWING OVER SLIDES UP AND DOWN TO ADJUST ITSELF TO UNEVEN GROUND AND IF THE WIND SHIFTS I CHANGE IT TO THIS SIDE! 3-4-51 Sonja Klopfer NO AMERICAN GIRL HAS EVER WON THE OLYMPIC TITLE BUT MANY PREDIOT THAT THIS BROOKLYN KID WILL DO IT IN 1952. Designed by The Associated Harper Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CARL RYMAN HERE COMES A GUY! I'M AFRAID HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO RESCUE LADY LUCY! I W-WISH I KNEW WHETHER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! ALFRED SAYS THAT THE NOVEL HE WROTE WILL BE A WELCOME CHANGE FROM THE TRASH BEING PUBLISHED NOWADAYS! YOU'LL GIMME A DIME FOR MAILING IT FOR YOU SURE! HEL-L-P! HALT! WE ARE HALTED! WHAT D'YA WANT? HE WANTS TO RESCUE LADY LUCY! WE PULLED UP THAT DECK INSTRUMENT WHILE DRILLING UNDER WATER! OUR BIG OIL STRIKE IS THE FOEEL TANKS OF A WRECKED U-BOAT! WHAT A RUM GO! THE BIG NEW OIL STRIKE ... MERELY FUEL FROM A SUNKEN SUB! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US... OR THE KHALIF AND PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS TO DO?! PH! THE KINGS ARE VERMAN!... FELL?!? WE PULLED UP THAT DECK INSTRUMENT WHILE DRILLING UNDER WATER! OUR BIG OIL STRIKE IS THE FUEL TANKS OF A WRECKED U-BOAT! WHAT A RUM GO! THE BIG NEW OIL STRIKE ...MERELY FUEL FROM A SUNKEN SUB! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US...OR THE KHALIF AND PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS TO DO!? CEPT FOR I PAUL ES NAVAL EMY AND U.S.A. NOW LISTEN TO ME; YOU TWO... WOW! SOME TONGUE LASHING! BUT I'M GLAD WE FACED THE MUSIC SWEETEST MUSIC I EVER HEARD, DOULIN. WE'RE STILL CADETS 3/2 coulton waugh WELL, CAPTAIN, I ADMIT THAT YOUR PLAN OF A ROOM, MATE WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS HAS CURED DARE OF LONLINESS I HAD HOPED IT WOULD DO MORE THAN THAT. WHAT DARE NEEDS IS RESPECT FOR HIS FELLOWS. THAT'S WHAT DOULIN NEEDS TOO. coulton waugh NO, THANKS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! BUT... GEE, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOUR SHOWBOAT PEOPLE, MISS SUZANNE! GEE, I ALMOST FORGOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR TELEVISION CONTRACT! HAH! BUT BEST OF ALL, THE ART OF GRAND OLD SHOW BOAT ENTERTAINMENT LIVES AGAIN! YEAH... AND I HAVE TO EAT THEM! HEH, HEH! THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE... SOME RADIO STATION JUST CALLED AND ASKED ME WHO I WAS LISTENING TO. REALLY, TUBBY? WHOM DID YOU TEND WERE LISTENING YEAH... AND I HAVE TO EAT THEM! EN TEENS By Stookie Allen ANOTHER SONJA. THEY NAMED HER. SONJA, HOPING SHE WOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SONJA HENIE, BUT NOW THE EXPERTS ARE PREDICTING THAT SONJA KLOPFER WILL BREAK ALL RECORDS SET BY MISS HENIE. WITH A NAME LIKE MINE I JUST GOTTA MAKE GOOD! SONJA Klopfer AMERICAN GIRL NEVER WON THE PIG TITLE BUT Y PREDICT THAT BROOKLYN KID DO IT IN 1952. SHE'S CALLED," THE FINEST SKATER OF HER AGE IN THE WORLD." SHE'S ONLY 16! HEH, HEH! THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE... SOME RADIO STATION JUST CALLED AND ASKED ME WHO I WAS LISTENING TO. REALLY, TUBBY? WHOM DID YOU TO WERE LISTENING? PAMELA POTTER! DOGGONE THAT'S A FUNNY ONE...I CAN'T FIGGER IT OUT! I GET A LETTER FROM SOME GAL NAMED PAMELA POTTER THANKIN' ME FOR MY LETTER! I NEVER WROTE TO HER OR EVEN HEARD OF HER!...MIGHTY PECULIAR! 2222 PAM PAMELA... POTTER PAM PAMELA 2222 OHH!...PETERS IS INNOCENT, BUT THIS IS GOING TO GIVE HIM A TOUGH JOB TO EVER PROVE IT 3-2 MORRIS YOU'LL GIMME A DIME FOR MAILING IT FOR YOU? SURE! CLUNK! U.S. MAIL WHAT D'YA WANT? HE WANTS TO RESCUE LADY LUCY! HE'LL HAFTA FIGHT ME FIRST! THAT'S WHAT HE'S HERE FOR! WHAT DO I DO N-NOW? USE A NUMBER 3 SHIELD AND A NUMBER 7 LANCE! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US...OR THE KHALIF AND PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS TO DO?!? IT SNOW-BALLED ON US! THE KHALIF WAVES GUNS, YOU WAVE THE FLAG AND MAPS... YEAH! YOU LOSE A DREAM BUT WE LOSE A LOTTA TIME AND MONEY...FRIENDS MONEY! AND WHEN WE'RE NOT LOOKIN', MAYBE OUR LIVES! I'VE THOUGHT OF THAT...THE NATIVEWS WILL BE A BIT TOUCHY!! THEN WHY, DIDN'T YOU TELL US...OR THE KHALIF AND PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS TO DO!? IT SNOW-BALLED ON US! THE KHALIF WAVES GUNS, YOU WAVE THE FLAG AND MAPS... VEAH, YOU LOSE A DREAM BUT WE LOSE A LOTTA TIME AND MONEY...FRIENDS MONEY! ...AND WHEN, WE'RE NOT LOOKIN; MAYBE OUR LIVES! I'VE THOUGHT OF THAT...THE NATIVES WILL BE A BIT TOUCHY!! HAD HOPED IT WOULD DO ORE THAN THAT. WHAT DARE NEEDS IS RESPECT FOR HIS FELLOWS. THAT'S WHAT DOULIN NEEDS, TOO. I HADN'T ANTICIPATED, THAT THE TEAM OF DARE AND DOULIN WOULD DOUBLE EACH OTHER'S FALSE SENSE OF SUPERIORITY! IT ISN'T THAT THE OTHER BOYS AREN'T NICE KIDS, DOULIN. BUT THEY JUST HAVEN'T GOT OUR BOATING BACKGROUND EXACTLY. HA!! BUT BEST OF ALL, THE ART OF GRAND OLD SHOW BOAT ENTERTAINMENT LIVES AGAIN! BY THE WAR...WHO IS THE STAR OF YOUR SHOWBOAT? STAR? NOBODY ELSE BUT MY AUNT MELINDA! YOU'VE JUST GOT TO MEET HER FIRST! REALLY, TUBBY? OH, HO...THEILLING! WHOM DID YOU TELL THEM YOU WERE LISTENING TO PP? MY GIRL FRIEND!!! REALLY, TUBBY? OH, HO! THEILLING! WHOM DID YOU TELL THEN YOU WERE LISTENING TO PP MY GIRL FRIEND !!! ALL RIGHT, MISTER PETERS...SUPPOSE YOU PUT DOWN THAT NEWSPAPER AND DO A LITTLE TALKING! JUST WHO IS PAMELA POTTER? HUH? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?...THAT IS... I MEAN...I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY BY THAT NAME... HONEST!! SHE'S JUST A...WELL...GOSH--SHE'S A MYSTERIOUS WOMAN... I...I...AH... THAT MYSTERIOUS LETTER PETERS HAD RECEIVED HAD BOTHERED HIM TO THE EXTENT OF TALKING ABOUT IT IN HIS SLEEP — NOW HE'S GOT TO BE MIGHTY WIDE AWAKE TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE BUSINESS — SATISFACTORILY! MORRIS 3-3