anaheim-gazette 1951-02-23

ALFRED ALFRED'S BEING RAD TODAY, AND HE SAYS HE'S SPENDING HIS WHOLE CHECK ON GROCERIES FOR US! HOW SWEET OF HIM! I'll have your check ready in a minute, Alfred-I'm just pouring the predictions— -HMNN—and then there's unemployment insurance employees' fund—a charge for cleaning your uniforand— OAKY DOAKS LET 'EM GO, OAKY! I'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY—I HOPE! BUT EVEN A ROYAL KNIGHT SOMETIMES NEEDS HELP! SO I APPOINT YOU TO BE MY SQUIRRE! SCORCHY SMITH NOW LET US LAY ALL OUR CHARTS ON THE TABLE! HEH HEH HEH! THURSBY, OUR GEOLOBIST HERE, THINKS OUR ANGLOAMERICAN HOLDINGS TO THE EAST ARE MERELY POCKETS FED BY A VAST OIL DOME... RADIOGEONDE GRAPHS, PRESSURE RECORDS, ETC., ETC., ALL BEAR THIS OUT! ER ARE YOU WITH ME? NOW LET US LAY ALL OUR CHARTS ON THE TABLE! HEH HEH HEH! THURSBY, OUR GEOLOGIST HERE, THINKS OUR ANGLO AMERICAN HOLDINGS TO THE EAST ARE MERELY POCKETS FED BY A VAST OIL DOME... RADIOSONDE GRAPHS, PRESSURE RECORDS, ETC., ETC., ALL BEAR THIS OUT! ER, ARE YOU WITH ME? DICKIE DARE CADET DARE, THIS IS CADET DIRK DOULIN, WHO WILL SHARE YOUR ROOM... SHOW HIM THE ROPES, WILL YOU? AYE, AYE, SIR! MNGOSH: NOW LOOK WHAT'S WISHED ON ME! OKAY, UGLY, SLING YOUR JUNK OVER HERE. THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY PATSY IS RIGHT, SIR. SHOULD ONE A LOT TO SUZANNA'S SHOWBOAT! IT'S A CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNT! I CAN HAVE THE CAST READY FOR AN AUDITION IN A JIFFY! I WON'T HEAR TO IT! OH, DIANA! NELL — I WOULD LIKE SOME BREAKFAST... NON, ELWER... YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GIVE DIANA HER BREAKFAST FIRST. SHE HAS TO GET TO SCHOOL. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS MOST TROLLEY PATRONS BECOME EXPERTS AT REPAIRS NOW BOTH I TOGETHER. 2-29-51 ASTRONOMER THIS WACO, TEXAS, LAD BUILT A REFRACTING TELESCOPE, USING A STOVE PIPE, TIN CANS, SCRAP METAL AND JUNK, THE GRINDING OF THE LENSES TOOK A FULL YEAR OF HIS SPARE TIME! EVERY THING GOOD SOME THING Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA MINN—AND THEN THERE'S EMPLOYMENT INSURANCE— EMPLOYEES FUND—a CHARGE FOR CLEANING YOUR UNIFORM AND CASHIER IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG ON YOUR SALARY AS DOORMAN AT THE EMASSEY, WHY DON'T? YOU TAKE A SPARE-TIME JOB BEGIDES? I APPOINT TO BE SYQUIRE! WHO? ME?! I'll GET YOUR HORSE AT ONCE, SIR KING! OARY HAS A NEW JOB—SIR KING CORNY HAS JUST MADE HIM HIS SQUIRRE... SIR KING, ARE WE GOING TO TAKE YOUR TRAILER? NO-WE'LL LEAVE HERE. IT WAS JUA WHIMSY OF MURDOCK, THE! ROYAL WITZARD! DIOSONDE GRAPHS, PRESSURE RECORDS, ETC., ALL BEAR S OUT! ER ARE WITH ME? WITH YOU? WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF YOU... UNFORTUNATELY! BY THIS EVIDENCE, I'LL BET MY BONUS YOU CHAPS HAVE HIT THE OIL DOME! WHAT SAY? WE'RE NOT BETTIN!! DIDSONDE GRAPHS, PRESSURE RECORDS, ETC., ALL BEAR IS OUT! ER ARE YOU WITH ME? WITH YOU? WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF YOU UNFORTUNATELY! BY THIS EVIDENCE I'LL BET MY BONUS HOW CHAPS WAVE HIT THE OIL DOME! WHAT SAY? OKAY, UGLY, SLING YOUR JUNK OVER HERE. BOSSY GUY, HUH? WE'LL SETTLE WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS ROOM. RIGHT NOW! HAVE A SHIER ON ME! CADETS DARE AND DOULIN 5 DEMERITS EACH FOR FIGHTING. ANY MORE OF THIS, AND YOU'LL BE LIABLE FOR DISMISSAL. SAVV I WON'T KEAR TO IT! STRIKE UP THE BAND, FELLOWS! SUZANNE'S SHOW BOX! NOW, ELIMER... YOU KNOW I ALWAYS GIVE DIANA HER BREAKFAST. FIRST, SHE HAS TO GET TO SCHOOL. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT TIME YOU START LOAFING AROUND YOUR OFFICE? JEEPERS! SUGAN! YOU COME RIGHT IN HERE!! GIVE DIANA HER BREAKFAST FIRST SHE HAS TO GET TO SCHOOL. EEN TEENS By Stuokie Allen ASTRONOMER HIS WACO, TEXAS, LAD BUILT A REFRACTING TELESCOPE, USING A STOVE PIPE, CANS, SCRAP METAL AND NK, THE GRINDING OF THE UNSEES TOOK A FULL YEAR THIS SPARE TIME! EVERYTHING IS GOOD FOR GOME-THING! Donald Davis ... BUILT HIS TELESCOPE FROM DESCRIPTIONS IN A BOOK! DON IS DETERMINED TO BE AN ASTRONOMER. HE SAYS THE PROFESSION IS UN-CROWDED WITH LOTS OF ROOM ON TOP. POWN!...AND I'M VERY ANGRY! SUSAN! YOU COME RIGHT IN HERE!! GOOD MORNING, PETERS, HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING? HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU, ANYWAY? DULL THESE DAYS? THAT'S TOO BAG SOMETHING QUIGHT TO BE DONE ABOUT IT, DON'T YOU THINK SO GUS? MY GOODNESS YES, CHARLIE! HORSEFEATHERS ISN'T ONE TO LEAD A DULL LIFE...ONE GETS OLD THAT WAY! AND PETERS ISN'T GOING TO GROW OLD...NOT FOR A WEEK OR SO YET ANYHOW! WHAT'RE YOU FUNNELLOWS UP TO??? THE BOYS WERE ENTIRELY TOO GARROLOUS TO SUIT PETERS! THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING UP THEIR WRINKLED SLEEVES AND PETERS ISN'T BEING LET IN ON IT — YET! CARL RYMAN CLASSIFIED TELEPHONE DIRECTORY ER-WELL-WE CAN'T PAY MUCH, SIR-BUT MAYBE WE CAN GIVE IT A TRIAL! ROOMS 50 KING, WE TO YOUR ER? HO-WELL LEAVE IT HERE. IT WAS JUST A WHIMSY OF MURDOCK, THE ROYAL WITZAK! IT WAS A FLIMSY WHIMSY WASN'T IT? YOU NEEDN'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET A TOO AS JESTER TOO! WE'RE NOT BETTER! YOU DON'T SEEM KEEN ON US JOINING YOUR TEAM, SMITH! WE RECOGNIZE YOUR OPTION SO YOU HOLD ALL THE TRUMPS! WE'RE PREPARED TO MAKE AN EXCEPTIONAL OFFER! FOR A SUNKEN U-BOAT! WE'RE NOT BETTIN!! YOU DON'T SEEM KEEN ON US JOINING YOUR TEAM, SMITH! WE RECOGNIZE YOUR OPTION SO YOU HOLD ALL THE TRUMPS! WE'RE PREPARED TO MAKE AN EXCEPTIONAL OFFER! FOR A SUNKEN U-BOAT. ADETS DARE AND DOULIN, DEMERITS EACH FOR FIGHTING. ANY MORE OF THIS, AND YOU'LL BE LIABLE FOR DISMISSAL SAVVY? AYE AYE, SIR AYE AYE, SIR NO MORE FIGHTING DARE... HUH? BUT... IT'S OKAY BY ME, UGLY. NOW THAT I KNOW I CAN LICK YOU, coulon waugh TELL THEM TO STOP... IVE HEARD ENOUGH!! THEN YOU WILL SPONSOR MY SHOW ON TELEVISION? JEEPERS! SUSAN! YOU COME RIGHT IN HERE!! DID YOU PUSH MRS. COOK'S LITTLE BOY INTO THE WUD? ANSWER ME!!! YEAH- YOU GAIN ME DO IT! SUSAN! YOU COME RIGHT IN HERE!! INTO THE WUDY ANSWER ME!!! YEAHGODNESS YES, HE! HORSEFEATHERS ONE TO LEAD A LIFE...ONE GETS THAT WAY! TERMS ISN'T TO GROW OUT FOR A OR SO YET SHOW! WHAT'RE YOU FUNNY FELLOWS UP TO??? THEM GUYS ARE BEIN' MIGHTY COMICAL! WONDER WHAT THEY'RE UP TO? THE WAY THEY'RE ACTIN' I CAN BE DANG SURE I AINT GONNA LIKE IT!! HEH HEH FINE FELLOW. THAT PETERS! SALT OF THE EARTH! HEH HEH HE CAN COUNT ON THAT! IF HE ONLY KNEW WHY THEY WERE BEING SO DOGGONE JOLLY ABOUT EVERYTHING HE COULD NIP IT IN THE BUD...BUT HE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO ON ABOUT HIS BUSINESS AND TAKE HIS CHANCES — THORRIS 2-23 All New Features THORRIS 2-24