anaheim-gazette 1951-02-16

ALFRED CLASSIFIED YOUR CHANCE TO APPEAR ON TV! THE A-1 AGENCY ORGANIZED IMMEDIATE PLACEMENT 25 RED FEE YES, WE DO GUARANTEE YOU'LL APPEAR ON TELEVISION — REPORT TO THE AUDITORIUM AT 8! A-11 AGENCY THE MAIN EVENT—THE ALL AMATEUR FREE-FOR-ALL! OAKY DOAKS GIDDAP! 2-16 GOSH ALL HEMLOCK, NELLIE! I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING! SCORCHY SMITH IT'S STILL TOUCH AND GO, SMITH! THE CHIEFS WOULD LIKE TO RENEW THE TO-DO! WHAT A HAPPY DAY! WHEN TWO WASE LEADERS MEET TO SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN PEACE! AS ALLA IN PED EASER TO WELC BROTH KHVB SCORCHY SMITH IT'S STILL TOUCH AND GO, SMITH! THE CHIEFS WOULD LIKE TO RENEW THE TO-DO! WHAT A HAPPY DAY! WHEN TWO WISE LEADERS MEET TO SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN PEACE! AS ALL IN PEDGERS EASER TO WELCOME BROTHERS KHYB DICKIE DARE YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO ME, CADET DARE? YES. SIR. WHEN CAN I SHOW YOU ALL I KNOW ABOUT BOATS AND ROPES AND STUFF? YOU SEE, -SIR, I... THERE ARE NO WATERFRONT ACTIVITIES UNTIL THE END OF MARCH. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? ...ER, WELL, SIR... I.... I... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY YOU BET... AND I DON'T TAKE SASS FROM ANY CRAFT AFLOAT? YOU'RE REALLY THE SKIPPER? I'M SURE MR. BLUCKIPPS WILL APOLLOZIZE FOR HIS REMARKS ...HES MY TELEVISION SPONSOR! TELEVISION SPONSOR?? OH, DIANA! HM... I SEE THERE'S A BUS SALE TODAY AT — WHERE DO YOU SAY THAT SALE IS, DAD? AT COOK'S BASEMENT ON SIXTH STREET AND BROAD AVE WH- WHERE IS THAT LOCATED... ??? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS "WHISKY BILL" WORTLE SOMETIMES WHEN HE CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT, HE CAN RUN ALMOST ON A BEE LINE! Johnny Schm HE GETS GOOD PRICE FOR HIS JUG LAMPS IN ANTICHIPS. NOW HE PLANS ON MAKING LAMPS FROM TE.NP. TO SELL IN SPORTS STORES. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA THE MAIN EVENT--THE ALL AMATEUR REE-FOR-ALL! MNE TV YOU CLUMSY CLOWN! IF I EVER MEET YOU AGAIN I'LL PUNCH YOU SILLY! UNCLE ALFRED PUT A AD IN T PAPER FOR A BODYGUARD, O ACCOUNTA A MAN IS MAD AT HIM! ALL HEMLOCK, NELLIE! NOW SEEN EVERYTHING!... A HORSE RUNNING AWAY WITH A HOUSE! OAKY! HELP!! JUMPIN' JIMINY! IT'S KING CORNY! AND HE'S IN TROUBLE!! HAPPY DAY! WO WASE S MEET TO BE THEIR ENCES IN TE! AS ALLAH WILLS! IN PEOPLE HAVE EASERLY WAITED TO WELCOME OUR BROTHER TO KHYBOSH!! INSH'ALLAH! WE HAVE MARCHED WEARY MILES TO LAY OUR LOVE AT THE FEET OF THE GREAT KHALIF! MV BROTHER, THE GREAT SHEIK NUST BRING THE BLESSINGS OF HIS PRESENCE MORE OFTEN TO KHYBOSH! INSH'ALLAH! THE GREAT KHAIIF'S LOVING WELCOME LEAVES US SPEECHLESS! HAPPY DAY! WO WISE MEET TO E THEIR ENVENICES IN CE! AS ALLAH WILLS! MY PEOPLE HAVE EASERLY WAITED TO WELCOME OUR BROTHER TO KHYBOSH!! INSH'ALLAH! WE HAVE MARCHED WEARY MILES TO LAY OUR LOVE AT THE FEET OF THE GREAT KHALIF! MY BROTHER, THE GREAT SHEIK MUST BRING THE BLESSINGS OF HIS PRESENCE MORE OFTEN TO KHYBOSH! ARE NO FRONT MATES UNTIL END OF H. DOES ANSWER QUESTION? ...ER, WELL, SIR... I..... IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, CADET! IN THE NAVY, WE CHANGE THE CAPITAL "I" TO "AYE, AYE, SIR." YEAH, I'M NUTS ABOUT THE NAVY, BUT... DRESS RIGHT, DRESS! ...THEY CAN' EXPECT T TREAT ME LIKE THEY WOULD ANYONE THEN...ER...MAYBE I MIGHT CHANGE MY OPINION ABOUT THE GENTLEMAN! THAT'S WHAT I SAID/...I'll TOW YOU INTO PORT FOR A FEE!! WHAT?...TOW MY SHIP WITH THAT MONSTROSITY OF 4 HOURS?...THATS THE MOST ABSurd IDEA I EVER... WH- WHERE IS THAT LOCATED... ??? AHEM... THIS HAPPENS TO BE AN OUT OF TOWN NEWSPAPER, MY DEAR..! DIANA! WELL! WELL! WHERE YOU BEEN KEEPIN' Y'SELF? GO! YOU LOOK JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER! WH- WHERE IS THAT LOCATED...? AHEM... THIS HAPPENS TO BE AN OUT OF TOWN NENSPAPER, MY DEAR... DIANA! WELL! WELL! WHERE YOU BEEN KEEPIN' Y'SELF? GOO YOU LOOK JUST AS PRETTY AS EVER! EEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen LAMPS FROM JUGS! JOHNNY SCHNEIDER, AN EIGHTH-GRADER IN AUSTIN, TEX., MAKES BEAUTIFUL RUSTIC LAMPS OUT OF OLD JUGS AND A LITTLE WIRING! NOW FOR A BOWLING-PIN JOB! Johnny Schneider HE GETS GOOD PRICES FOR HIS JUG LAMPS IN ANTIQUE OPPS. NOW HE PLANS ON MAKING LAMPS FROM TEN PINS SELL IN SPORTS STORES. WELL, AFTER ALL,PETERS, CURLY KNOWS YOU DID ALL YOU COULD TO HELP HIM AND SHOW YOU TRUSTED HIM... THE OTHER MEN WERE MEAN AND A BIT HASTY, BUT I'M SURE CURLY UNDERSTANDS ABOUT YOU!... OH, THERE'S THE PHONE— AT LEAST THERE MAY BE SOME SMALL CONSOLATION IN THE FACT THAT IF HE FEELS AS BADLY AS HE DOES THE CONSCIENCES OF THOSE OUSTING COMMITTER MEN MUST BE GIVING THEM FITS! UNCLE ALFRED PUT A AD IN THE PER FOR A BODYGUARD ON MCCOUNTA A MAN IS MAD AT HIM! ARL RYMAN I'M ANSWERING YOUR AD FOR A—— PIPE DOWN! NOW I'LL TAKE CARE O' DOAKS! HO, HO! WOT A TARGET! ALLAH! THE KHALIF'S LOVING HOME LEAVES US FEECHLESS! NICE CLEAN WORK, SCORCH! YOUR STUNT FLYING WAS THE WING FLIP-FLAPS OF THE DOVE OF PEACE! QUITE! NOW IT'S TOP SPEED AND WE DEVELOP YOUR NEW OIL FIELD, EH? YIPES! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TELL 'EM THE BIG OIL STRIKE IS ONLY A WRECKED U-BOAT!? ALLAH! THE KHALIFS LOVING HOME LEAVES US FEECHLESS! NICE CLEAN WORK, SCORCH YOUR STUNT FLYING WAS THE WING FLIP-FLAPS OF THE DOVE OF PEACE! QUITE! NOW IT'S TOP SPEED AND WE DEVELOP YOUR NEW OIL FIELD, EH? YIPES! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TELL EM THE BIG OIL STRIKE IS ONLY A WRECKED U-BOAT!? PRESS RIGHT, PRESS! ...THEY CAN'T EXPECT TO TREAT ME LIKE THEY WOULD ANYONE! IT ISN'T THAT THEY KICK ME AROUND...IT'S THAT I CAME HERE TO BE AN OFFICER AND GIVE PEOPLE ORDERS... SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE WAY...EITHER ME OR THIS NAVAL ACADEMY! WHAT?...TOW MY SHIP WITH THAT MONSTROSITY OF HOURS?THATS THE MOST ABSURD IDEA I EVER... DAWN IN NEW YORK HARBOR CONFOUND IT! THIS IS HIGHLY EMBARRASSING! TAWN TOGETHER! A! WELL! WELL! WHERE YOU KEEPIN' Y'SELF? GOSH, LOOK JUST AS PRETTY IVER! EVERY TIME I CALLED YOU UP, YOU WERE OUT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AN AWFUL LONG TIME. YES, I KNOW...I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE REASON... WELL! WELL! WHERE YOU KEEPIN' Y' SELF? GOSH, LOOK JUST AS PRETTY VER! EVERY TIME I CALLED YOU UP, YOU WERE OUT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AN AWFUL LONG TIME. YES, I KNOW... I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE REASON... CURLY! CURLY BRATOON! AM I GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU!! WHERE ARE YOU? IN THE BIG CITY, PETERS! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND YOUR CONFIDENCE IN ME! DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THEM CHASING ME OUT OF PETERS CORNERS...AFTER I HELPED ROUND UP ALL THOSE CRIMINALS THAT SECTION WAS TOO HOT A SPOT FOR ME TO STAY ANYWAY! PETERS FEELS A LOT BETTER NOW. CURLY ISN'T RESENTFUL ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED AND HE CAN NOW GO AWAY WHERE HIS OWN CONVICT RECORD IS UNKNOWN AND START LIFE ANew.