anaheim-gazette 1950-12-15

ALFRED 12 Anaheim Gazette YOU'LL GIMME A DIME IF I MILK OUR GOAT? OKAY! YOU COWARD! SENDING A DEFENSELESS CHILD TO MILK THAT VICIOUS ANIMAL! WHY— MAMA: HELP ME! OAKY DOAKS MURDOCK HAS SKIDDED ON A RUG AND THE HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE JAR OF BOLONIUM FLIES OUT OF HIS HAND... 12-15 SCORCHY SMITH SCORCH, I DON'T THINK THAT CYPRUS CYNIC LIKED YOUR FACE... GUESS HE VISA'D OUR PAPERS BECAUSE ANYBODY CRAZY ENOUGH TO GO TO EL KHYBOSH OUGHT TO BE PUT OUT OF THEIR MISERY. BY GOING TO EL KHYBOSH! SUEZ CANAL! PRETTY-AIN'T IT? YEAH, PRETTY-HOT! SCORCHY SMITH SCORCH, I DON'T THINK THAT CYPRUS CYNIC LIKED YOUR FACE... GUESS HE VISA'D OUR PAPERS BECAUSE ANYBODY CRAZY ENOUGH TO GO TO EL KHYBOSH OUGHT TO BE PUT OUT OF THEIR MISERY...BY GOING TO EL KHYBOSH! SUEZ CANAL! PRETTY-AIN'T IT? YEAH, PRETTY HOT! DICKIE DARE BIG THRILL, COMING OUT TO PORT GEORGE TO SEE DICKIE ACTUALLY IN UNIFORM!...WILL HE BE THE SAME DICKIE? HI-YAH! DAN MY PAL YES, DAN, I AM GETTING A GRIP ON MYSELF--HEY, I'M TRYING OUT FOR THE SCRUB FOOT-BALL TEAM THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY AND YOU CAN TELL BIG GIPP THAT MY UNCLE'S HEALTH IS DEFINITELY NOT GETTING BETTER! WOW! HE'S TIEO UP WITH BIG-TIME GAMBLERS/NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO WORK ON! MISS PATT!-- HELL I WAS YOU'D OH, DIANA! MEDICINE $22.98...?P OH-H, YES... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS A HARD MAN TO DEFINITELY LOCATE BUT IRVING SEZ SANTA CLAUS IS BACK AT THE CROSS ROADS RIGHT NOW! HE AIN'T EITHER PLACE! HE'S... Larry Ramos HE APPEARED ON ARTHUR GODFREY'S TELEVISION SHOW. SAID ARTHUR," CAN YOU IMAGINE, IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO LEARN TO PLAY A UKE AND THIS LITTLE SQUIRT MAKES A MONKEY OUT OF ME." Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIÁ MAMA: HELP ME! CARL RYMAN I CAN'T CARRY ALL THIS! ALFRED SAYS IF HE WEREN'T HONOR-BOUND TO SUPPLY GOAT MILK TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT, HE'D GET RID OF THAT GOAT! MY MAMA IS SICK SHE'D LIKE GONE MILK, MISTER— Beg. U.S. Pat. OR AP Newsfeatures I'M STILL AL STUFF DIDN'T QUEZ CANAL! PRETTY AIN'T IT? YEAH, PRETTY HOT! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW, SCORCH! YOU MEAN DISTANCE OR OUR LIVES? AH, HOME AT LAST! EL KHYBOSH! HOW LARGE IS THE OLD KHALIF'S COUNTRY? WELL, SCORR YEAR IT WA BIGGER EARTHQUA SOME O QUEZ CANAL! PRETTY - AIN'T IT? YEAH, PRETTY HOT! IT WON'T BE LONG NOW, SCORCH! YOU MEAN DISTANCE OR OUR LIVES? AH, HOME AT LAST! EL KHVBOSH! WELL SCOR YEAR IT WA BIGGER EARTHQUA SOME O ES, DAN, I M GETTING GRIP ON MYSELF--HEY, M TRYING OUT FOR THE CRUB FOOTALL TEAM FOOTBALL? THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! 4 NORSEMEN TO RAMPAGE AGAIN Dan Flynn, Star on Old Days to Regroup His Team Against Califora and 'Nips Noogan' Chances Not Say Experts coullon wavoh 12/25 DICKIE, I'M IN, LOVE...TO WIN MISS ELAINE I MUST FIGHT MY WAY OUT OF SOME ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE JAM AND THIS IS IT? coullon wavoh MISS PATT! RESON HELLO, PATSY I WAS HOPING YOU'D COME! HOLD YOUR BREATH THIS WILL SIMPLY KNOCK YOU FOR A LOOP! YUZZAR! CAN A FOPLAYER, AFTER TESPARK HIS TEAM IN WHIPPING THE CURFLIGHT-ELEVEN? A WORLD YO NO, EXCE YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO IS WRITING A PATT! WATSON FAN LETTER! COL. MADISON MANDRUBG... VINSON'S RICH UNCLE! OH-HI, YES... THAT'S A WINTER OUTFIT I BOUGHT THAT DAY I WAS FEELING SO AWFUL... HI, DIANA! CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT TERRIFIC COMPOSITION! THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS TALKIN' ABOUT IT! WHO WROTE I FOR YOU? EEN TEENS By Stookie Allen GET 'IM A BOX TO STAND ON. Arthur Godfrey UKE CHAMP LARRY RAMOS, ONLY 8, IS THE FINEST JUVENILE UKULELE PLAYER IN HAWAII, A PLACE WHERE ALMOST EVERYBODY PLAYS THE UKE. LARRY WON A CONTEST AND GOT A TRIP TO NEW YORK FOR A PRIZE. HE APPEARED ON ARTHUR GODFREY'S TELEVISION SHOW. SAID ARTHUR, "CAN YOU IMAGINE, THAT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO LEARN TO PLAY A UKE AND THIS LITTLE QUIRT MAKES A MONKEY OUT OF ME." NEW YORK IS MUCH GOLD NOTHING!...NOTHING MYRA...I'M...I'M JUST FIXING MY MY WATCH! IT HAD SOUNDED AS THOUGH HE WAS TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE WHEN MYRA HAD ARRIVED HOME, BUT HE HAD SUDDENLY STOPPED! WE HE WANTS TO BE SMART ABOUT IT AND NOT TELL HER- MY MAMA IS SICK, AND SHE'D LIKE GOME GOAT MILK, MISTER— GOAT MILK FOR SALE NO, I'M NOT AFRAID OF GOATS—WHY? CARL RYMAN I'M STILL ALIVE! THAT STUFF DIDN'T EXPLODE!! SNiff! SNiff! WELL, I'LL BE...! THIS IS A FINE HOWDY-DO! THAT AIN'T BOLONIUM! WELL, SCORCH, LAST YEAR IT WAS MUCH BIGGER BUT AN EARTHQUAKE SPOILED SOME OF IT... AND THE OTHER HALF SANK INTO THE RED SEA! WELL, SCORCH, LAST YEAR IT WAS MUCH BIGGER BUT AN EARTHQUAKE SPOILED SOME OF IT... AND THE OTHER HALF SANK INTO THE RED SEA! YUZZAR! CAN A FOOTBALL PLAYER, AFTER TEN YEARS, SPARK HIS TEAM INTO WHIPPING THE CURRENT TOP FLIGHT ELEVEN? ALL THE WORLD WILL SAY NO, EXCEPT ME... SAY, THAT GUY FLYNN CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE? HE'S NUTS! AT HIS AGE... BUT HERE'S MY DAILY CARTOON... DAN FLYNN CALIZOA, HERE I COME BY CRACK CRACK BILLYUM BORRIS THE GREELY SAID: GO WEST YOUNG MAN! NEVER GUESS IS WRITING A MATSON FAN LETTER! COL. MADISON MANDRUGG VINSON'S RICH UNCLE! VINSON'S RICH UNCLE? GULP! WHAT A COINCEDENCE! I JUST HEARD VINSON SPEAK ABOUT HIM! MEANWHILE AT MANDRUGG MANOR I WANT TO SEE UNCLE MADISON! I HAVE DISTRESSING NEWS ABOUT HIM, SIR! WHO WROTE IT FOR YOU? THANKS, TUBBY. I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT... WHO READ IT TO YOU?? NOTHING!...NOTHING, MYRA...I'M...I'M JUST FIXING MY... MY WATCH! MR. PETERS? NO, I'M SORRY, HE ISN'T HERE JUST NOW! WOULD YOU CARE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE? NO!! NO, THANK YOU, JUST ASK HIM TO CALL MISS BUCKNELL, HE KNOWS THE NUMBER! WELL! WHO'S THAT? WHAT'S PETERS BEEN UP TO NOW?