anaheim-gazette 1950-12-08

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT, ALFRED! PLEASE PUT THAT EJECT OUT FOR AN AIRING BEFORE WE GO TO THE MOVIE TONIGHT! CARL RYMAN 12-8 OAKY DOAKS WHEN OAKY FELT FROM THE SKY, HIS FAITHFUL MARE CAUGHT HIM ON HER BACK... WITH AN UNEXPECTED RESULT... GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! NO WONDER YOU CAN'T MOVE, NELLIE! I'll have you out in a JIFFY! HEY! I DON'T WANT TO RIDE A CAMEL! SCORCHY SMITH I'M A MAD OPERATOR AND YOU'RE A WILD CATTER! SLOW DOWN, HATTER! SLOW DOWN? SHE'S ONLY DOING EIGHTY! NO! I MEAN FILL ME IN! LOOK OUT THERE! THAT'S THE MEDITERRANEAN! SCORCHY SMITH I'M A MAD OPERATOR AND YOU'RE A WILD CATTER! SLOW DOWN, HATTER! SLOW DOWN? SHE'S ONLY DOING EIGHTY! NO! I MEAN FILL ME IN! LOOK OUT THERE! THAT'S THE MEDITERRANEAN! DICKIE DARE THOSE LIGHT CHINA-WARE EYES ... LIPS... FIGURE! M-M-I'M IN LOVE! SHE IS, TOO! WITH ME, HER ROMANTICISED DREAM-VERSION OF YOU YEAH? BUT THERE IS ROMANCE IN MY LIFE! I'LL TAKE HER ON THAT ANIMAL CATCHING CRUISE SURE! YOU'LL MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY HALF OF THE NEW 20% TAX! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY VINSON! IT WAS MEAN OF YOU TO AD LIB THOSE LINES! THAT CHANGES THE WHOLE PLOT OF OUR SHOW! JUST THOUGHT I'D ADD A LITTLE LOVE INTEREST TO THE SHOW, HONEY! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! HE'S GOT SOME SINISTER MOTIVE BEHIND ALL THIS! I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO THE PRODUCER AND-- OH, DIANA! NO, DAD... DINNER ISN'T READY YET... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS IF YOU'RE NOT PLANNING TO MAKE THAT FIRE ANY BIGGER'N THAT, I WON'T MAKE YOU PUT IT OUT! BURNED MIDNIGHT OIL AL MANDEL WON A $2,000 PRIZE IN THE FISHER AUTO CONTEST—BUT IT WASN'T EASY. AL SPENT 100 HOURS JUST DRAWING THE DESIGN, THEN SPENT 400 HOURS ON CONSTRUCTION! AL IS NO ROOKIE. HE HAS WON PRIZES BUILDING MODEL BOATS AND PLANES ALSO. Aheim Gazette FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU STILL SVELL LIKE A GOAT, AND LOOK LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE BESIDES! THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT GOAT OF YOURS, ALPRED—SO LET'S DISCUSS THIS THING MAN-TO-MAN— I TALKED FOR AN HOUR, BUT FINALLY PERSUADED HIM TO GO DOWN AND SEE ABOUT SELLING THAT GOAT! DON'T WANT TO BE A CAMEL! GOOD GIRL! THAT'S A BIG IMPROVEMENT IN YOUR FIGURE! I HOPE HE BRINGS BACK SOME BOLONIUM! ME TOO, YOUR MAJESTY! SUPPOSING HE FAILS TO GET THE STUFF? THEN COULD PERFECT MY FORMULATION TO MAKE ARMOR DENT-PROOF AN' SHATT PROOF! LOOK OUT THERE! THAT'S THE MEDITERRANEAN! SOMEWHERE, THERE'S A LOT OF OIL IN THAT WATER! THERE'S A LOT OF OIL IN THAT SEA WATER! AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE A LOT IT IS! ALL WE GOTT DO IS FIND IT! LOOK OUT THERE! THAT'S THE MEDITERRANEAN! SOMEWHERE, THERE'S A LOT OF OIL IN THAT WATER! SURE! YOU'LL MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY HALF OF THE NEW 20% TAX! A DREAM MAN LIKE ME CAN TAKE BETTER CARE OF A GIRL THAN A FINANCIAL FLOP LIKE YOU HERE ARE THE PLANS FOR THE ANIMALS' CAGES, DAN I SEE! OR DO I? CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT THAT CONFOUNDEDLY LOVELY GIRL! SHOULD I TELL HER THAT I AM DAN FLYNN THE WRITER?... AND RISK DISILLUSIONING HER? WHAT A MES I'm MY OWN RIVAL E'S SOME R MOTIVE ALL THIS! GOING HT TO THE PRODUCER NO, WAIT, PATSY! MAYBE VINSON HAS A GOOD IDEA! THE LOVE INTEREST ANGLE, I MEAN! ARE YOU QUITE SURE THE TELEVISION ISN'T TOO MUCH OF A STRAIN, SIR? NOT AT ALL, ANDREW ON THE CONTRARY, BELIEVE IT IS GOING TO DO ME MUCH GOOD INNER YET... IT'S YOUR SHIRT I BURNED... OH, SUSAN! WHAT A LOVE HAIRCUT THE BARBER GAVE YOU!... WH- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING SO M ABOUT, HONEY? IT'S YOUR SHIRT I BURNED... OH, SUSAN! WHAT A LOVE HAIRCUT THE BARBER GAVE YOU! WH-WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING SO MADOUT, HONEY? N TEENS By Stoookie Allen BURNED MIDNIGHT OIL MANDEL WON A $2,000 IN THE FISHER AUTO REST—BUT IT WASN'T AL SPENT 100 HOURS DRAWING THE DESIGN, THEN AT 400 HOURS ON CONSTRUCTION! NO ROOKIE . HE HAS WON BUILDING MODEL AND PLANES. Albert Mandel HERE'S THE CAR THAT BROUGHT THE BIG PRIZE TO THE DETROIT LAD. A FINE EXAMPLE OF PERSEVERANCE! PETERS!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALNE AND SAFE!! SURPRISED ME TOO! DUST COVERED AND GRIMY FROM HIS HARROWING WHIRL ABOUT THE TRACK, PETERS FIRST SOUGHT OUT THE LITTLE BOY WHO'S IDEA ABOUT THE FIRE ENGINE AND ROPE LADDER HAD SAVED HIS LIFE KED FOR AN HOUR, BUT LLY PERSUADED HIM TO DOWN AND SEE ABOUT SPELLING THAT GOAT! UNCLE ALFRED KNOWS A GUY WHO'S GONNA TAKE THE GOAT AS A DOWN-PAYMENT ON A COW! THINKING IT OVER, I DECIDED WE REALLY NEED A NICE GOAT AROUND HERE, ALFRED, SO SUPPOSING HE FAILS TO GET THE STUFF? THEN I, COULDN'T PERFECT MY FORMULA TO MAKE ARMOR DENT-PROOF AN' SHATTERPROOF! AN' YOU WOULDN'T BECOME TH' MOST / SOMETHING POTENTIAL RULER ON EARTH! THAT, MURDOCK! IWOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SELL THE FORMULA AND BUILT THE RICHEST RULER ON EARTH! AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE A LOT OF IT IS! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIND IT! BUT YOU'RE A PILOT, YOU CAN FLY YOUR OWN MAGNETIC AIRBORNE DETECTOR! YOU DON'T NEED ME! THIS DEAL NEEDS MORE'N' ONE MAN, SCORCH! I WANT TO CUT AN OLD PAL IN ON THE COIN... AND ANYWAY, I DON'T TRUST THAT OLD KHALIF! AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE A LOT OF IT IS! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIND IT! BUT YOU'RE A PILOT, YOU CAN FLY YOUR OWN MAGNETIC AIRBORNE DETECTOR! YOU DON'T NEED ME. THIS DEAL NEEDS MORE'N ONE MAN, SCORCH! I WANT TO CUT AN OLD PAL IN ON THE COIN... AND ANYWAY, I DON'T TRUST THAT OLD KHALIF! I'D LIKE TO REALLY SOCK THAT WRITER DAN FLYNN! NOT AT ALL, ANDREWS! ON THE CONTRARY, I BELIEVE IT IS GOING TO DO ME MUCH GOOD! WHILE AT THE TV STUDIO PATTI, DEAR I WASN'T AD LIBBING WHEN I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME! IT WAS FROM MY HEART, BELIEVE ME! OH, VINSON! JUMPING JUNIPERS I HOPE MISS PATTI ISN'T GOING TO FALL FOR THAT GUFF!! SUSAN! WHAT A LOVELY RRCUT THE BARBER VE YOU! WH- WHAT EYOU LOOKING SO MAD OUT, HONEY? CAUSE MY NECK WASN'T CLEAN I SAW THE BARBER MAN USE HIS LITTLE VACUUM CLEANER ON IT!!! SUSAN! WHAT A LOVELY RICHT THE BARBER GIVE YOU!... WH-WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING SO MAD OUT, HONEY? CAUSE MY NECK WASN'T CLEAN I SAW THE BARBER MAN USE HIS LITTLE VACUUM CLEANER ON IT!!! WELL, PETERS, YOU WON THE RACE... YOU GET OWNERSHIP OF OUR OLD TIME CARS -- AND A HUNDRED BUCKS FROM EACH OF US! AFTER THE LITTLE RIDE I JUST HAD I AIN'T GOT ANY FURTHER INTEREST IN OLD-TIME CARS!! KEEP 'EM!! AND AS FOR THE RACE I ONLY WON ON A FLUKE, SO LET'S PUT THAT MONEY IN A FUND TO BUY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR THE POOR CHILDREN! THE IDEA HIT WITH UNANIMOUS APPROVAL! ...AND JUST AS THINGS WERE BREAKING UP, A LIGHT SNOW STARTED TO FALL, BLANKETING THE SCENE WHERE TRAGEDY HAD BEEN SO NARROWLY AVERTED A SHORT TIME BEFORE