anaheim-gazette 1950-11-17

ALFRED GEE, UNCLE ALFRED—HERE COME A WHOLE LOTTA PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PIGS, I BETCHA! ARE YOU GONNA HIDE YOURSELF, UNCLE ALFRED? WHY CERTAINLY ALFRED, YOU CAN USE MY APARTMENT FOR AN EMERGENCY—GO RIGHT OVER! OAKY DOAKS YOUR MAJESTY, I'M GOING TO THE ARMORY AND POUND OUT THIS DENT. GOOD IDEA, OAKY. THEN YOU'LL BE READY FOR MURDOCK'S NEXT TEST! HE'S TRYING TO FIND OUT WHY HIS MAGIC FORMULA FAILED TO MAKE YOUR ARMOR INDESTRUCTIBLE... HMM! MURDOCK, QUIT HMMING AND GET TO WORK SCORCHY SMITH SCORCHY? CARLO? IS THAT YOU DOWN THERE? WE'RE... UNNH... BUSY! SCORCHY SMITH DICKIE DARE AT THE COAST GUARD STATION YOU-ALL PUT ON THESE DRY CLOTHES. THEN HAVE SOME HOT CHOW YOUR PAD IS SOME BODY! FIRST HE WRECKS THE SHIP, THEN SAVES WAGS THEN... TELEPHONE, CAPTAIN FLYNN IT WAS MR. STRONG, CALLING FROM NORFOLK. HE SAY EAT HEARTY, SLEEP WELL, BE READY AT DAWN THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HUMPH! VINSON MANDRUGG IS NOT A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT HURTING MISS WATSON! I OUGHT TO REPORT HIM! MR. BLOCK, I JUST HAD TO COME IN AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY VINSON MANDRUGG OH. DIANA! HEY, TUBBY! HOW 'BOUT THAT BUCK I LENT YA? HI, TUB! I'D APPRECIATE IT IF Y'WOULD RETOIN MY SKATES. I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE LAST WEEK'S HOMEWORK IN BY TOMORROW MORNING, TUBBY. OH, DIANA! HEY, TUBBY! HOW 'BOUT THAT BUCK I LENT YA? HI, TUB! I'D APPRECIATE IT IF Y'WOULD RETOIN MY SKATES. I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE LAST WEEK'S HOMEWORK IN BY TOMORROW MORNING, TUBBY. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THE POWERFUL KATRINKA WANTS HIM IN THE FRONT ROW! HE'S BEEN EATING GARLIC! WOW! AM I BLUSHING! THIS 16-YEAR-OLD LASS OF SARASOTA, FLA., HIGH SCHOOL BEEN THE COVER GIRL ON MAGAZINES—BUT NOW SHE A NEW TRADE. SHE'S A POET A REAL WORKING POETESS THERE ARE THREE VERSES HER POEM. (WE ONLY HAD ROOK FOR ONE)—AND THE BOYS FORGAVE HER WHEN IT CAME OUT. NOW, SHE'S POUNDING OUT MORE POETRY! Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CERTAINLY ALFRED, I CAN USE MY TMENT FOR AN ARGENCY—GO RIGHT OVER! CARL RYMAN THERE ARE SOME MORE PEOPLE HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PIGS! WE'RE FROM THE ANIMAL LOV LEAGUE—WE WANT TO SEE W CARE YOUR PIGS ARE GETTIN MURDOCK, QUIT HMMING AND GET TO WORK! YOUR MAJESTY, I'M WORKIN' WHEN I HMM! BUT I GET GOOSEHUMPS WHEN SOMEBODY BREATHES DOWN MY NECK! EURE-EKA! I'VE FOUND OUT WHAT WAS LACKIN' IN MY FORMULA TO MAKE ARMOR INDESTRUCTIBLE! THAT'S SWELL, MURDOCK! WHAT IS IT? IT'S A VERY ITEM, AN' IS HARD TO G WE'RE... UNNH... BUSY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? YOU'LL BE LATE FOR DINNER! OOH! HE'S GOT A ROCK! WE'RE... UNNH... BUSY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO IF YOU'LL BE LATE FOR DINNER? OOH! HE'S GOT A ROCK! JUST CAUGHT THIS GUY RED-HANDED, JANE! AS MR. STRONG, CALL- FROM NORFOLK. HE SAYS HEARTY, SLEEP WELL, BE READY AT DAWN FOR WHAT? I'D CALL IT A DEMONSTRATION OF A BUSINESS MAN'S COURAGE AND ENTERPRISE THERE SHE IS, CAP'n! H'M. WELL, MR. STRONG, WE CAN TRY TO GET HER OFF YIPPEE, DAN, MR. STRONG HIRED A SALVAGE TUG I TOO HE THE ENTERPRISE DI MR. BLOCK, I JUST HAD TO COME IN AND WAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY VINSON MANDRUGG-- YOU'VE NOTICED IT TOO, PATSY? IT'S TIME THAT I SPEAK TO MR. MANDRUGG! HOLO IT, MANDRUGG! I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU BRIEFLY! HA... I'M MR. BLUE GOING THAT A DREW DCWN EXPECT YOU TO HAVE T WEEK'S HOMEWORK BY TOMORROW NINING, TUBBY. JEEPERS, TUBBY, YOU SURE ARE A POPULAR BOY AROUND SCHOOL. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU. OH, MY—! ARE YO SURE IT WAS SUSIE PP EXPECT YOU TO HAVE T WEEK'S HOMEWORK BY TOMORROW ENING, TUBBY. JEEPERS, TUBBY. YOU SURE ARE A POPULAR BOY AROUND SCHOOL. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU. I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL CRYING DOWN THE STREET AN' IT WUZ SUSIE. OH, MY—! ARE YO' SURE IT WAS SUSIE? TEEN TEENS Ry Stoookie Allen WOW! AM I BLUSHING! THIS 16-YEAR-OLD LASS OF RASOTA, FLA., HIGH SCHOOL HAS EN THE COVER GIRL ON MANY MAGAZINES—BUT NOW SHE HAS NEW TRADE. SHE'S A POETESS, A REAL WORKING POETESS. Song of Frustration Lois Steinmetz LOIS WROTE A POEM ABOUT HER THIS BOY FRIENDS, NEVER DREAMING THEYWOULD SEE IT—BUT NATIONAL MAGAZINE USED IT! GOSH, I HOPE JOHNNY AND STEVE NEVER SEE THIS. NEWT IS THE TOWN FIRE-BALL! HE GOT BUSY AND STIRRED THINGS UP TO MAKE THIS AFFAIR A REAL BIG DEAL INSTEAD OF JUST A PERSONA PROJECT AMONG THE THREE CAR OWNERS! BY MID-AFT HE HAD TICKETS ON SALE!... A REAL BIG DEAL! RE FROM THE ANIMAL LOVERS AGUE—WE WANT TO SEE WHAT ARE YOUR PIGS ARE GETTING— THAT'S NO WAY TO KEEP ANIMALS HAPPY! IF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE BETTER CARE WE'LL TAKE THEM AWAY FROM YOU! NOW HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS SITUATION? THAT'S SWELL, RDOCK! HAT IS IT? IT'S A VERY RARE ITEM, AN' IS AWFUL HARD TO GIT! YEH? BUT IT HAS TH' MAGICAL POWER TO INCREASE A MILLION TIMES TH' TENSILE STRENGTH OF--- MURDOCK, STOP YOUR JABBERING! TELL ME THE NAME OF THE STUFF! YOUR MAJESTY, IT'S BOLONIUM! WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THOSE FLASHLIGHTS, TANE?...OOONK!! YOU SAVE MY LIFE...PUF... FROM THIS CRIMINAL! PUF,PUF...OOH, JANE DARLING! NOW I KNOW GOT BLOCK! WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THOSE FLASHLIGHTS, JANE?...OOONK!! YOU SAVE MY LIFE...PUF... FROM THIS CRIMINAL!... PUE PUF...OOH, JANE DARLING! NOW I KNOW YOU LOVE ME! YIPPEE, DAN, MR. STRONG HIRED A SALVAGE TUG I TOLD YOU HE HAD THE OLD ENTERPRISE, DICKIE! A HEAVY LINE IS TAKEN ASHORE, PASSED AROUND THE SHIP... SHE'S MOVING! TIDE'S FALLING–THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT SNAPPY COULTON waugh MANDRUGG! E TO SPEAK BRIEFLY! HA...I'M GLAD MR. BLOCK IS GOING TO GIVE THAT SKUNK A DRESSING DOWN! BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU FOR SOME TIME WHAT A SWELL JOB YOU'RE DOING WITH THE COUNT KROOL ROLE/...OUR TV AUDIENCE HATES YOU MORE EVERY DAY! AND THAT'S GOOD! THANKS BLOCK! OH, MY—! ARE YOU SURE IT WAS SUSIE PP YUP. I CLOSED HER MOUTH T'SEE... IT WUZ HER, ALL RIGHT. OH, MY—! ARE YOU SURE IT WAS SUSIE P? YUP. I CLOSED HER MOUTH T' SEE... IT WUZ HER, ALL RIGHT. PRETTY THCOMING WAS THINKING YOU TO HOLD AIR GROUNDS AND YOUR LOCAL YA SAY? MAYBE YOU GOT SOMETHIN' THERE NEWT! SAY THAT OLD CAR RACE THAT PETERS COOKED UP IS REALLY GROWIN' INTO QUITE AN AFFAIR... THEY'RE HOLDIN' IT ON THE RACE TRACK AT THE COUNTY FAIR AND CHARGIN' ADMISSION! CHARGIN' ADMISSION TO SEE THEM CRAZY LUNATICS MAKE FOOLS OF 'EMSELVES? HUH! THEY WON'T CATCH ME PAYIN' EM ANY MONEY! ...HOW MUCH ARE TICKETS? NO ONE WANTED TO APPEAR VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SILLY STUNT. BUT ODDLY ENOUGH TICKETS STARTED SELLING LIKE MAD.. AFTER ALL THERE ISN'T MUCH OTHER EXCITEMENT... PETERS CORNERS JUST NOW... THIS IS THE DULL SEASON... ONE OF THE DULL SEASON.