anaheim-gazette 1950-10-27

ALFRED CERTAINLY, I LIKE YOUR TOUPEE, ALFRED - BUT ARE YOU SURE IT WON'T SLIP OFF? HANG ON TO YOUR HAIR, ALFRED! WARDROBE C CARL RYMAN 10-27 COPYRIGHT 1950 M.CLIFFE NEWSPAPER OAKY DOAKS OAKY! HELL-LP!! IT'S FATHER! L-LOOKIT WHAT THIS BEAR D-DID! G-GOSH, YOUR MAJESTY! SCORCHY SMITH YOU SAY THE INCOMING TIDE MAY TRAP US IN THIS GROTTO 2/2... YOU SHOULD I? SCORCHY SMITH YOU SAY THE INCOMING TIDE MAY TRAP US IN THIS GROTTO?!? YOU DON'T SEEM TO WORRY! SHOULD I? EVER WEAIT ARE YOU CONSIDERING HOW WE GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE OR ARE YOU BUILDIN' UP A VILLAIN FOR YOUR NEXT STORY ?!? DICKIE DARE WHAT A STORY! WE WERE WASHIN' OUT FROM OUR WHOLE PAST LIVES... AN' NOW, JIST BECAUSE I SAW THAT NAVY CRAFT AN' TH' FLAG ... HEY, ROW ME BACK TO MY SHIP, WILL YOU? HERE THEY CBACK FROM THE GARDENS... BE ALL EAR HEAR MY HI DICKIE THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY BLOO-DA-DI-DA-OO LISTEN! THE BOY HET PLAYS THE MAGIC MUSIC EVEN BETTER TONIGHT! KONROD... AGAIN YOU HAVE FAILED TO DELIVER REETOFF'S HORN OH. DIANA! MI, DIANA. YOU'RE LATE THIS MORNING. JEEPERS-I SURE AM! I GOT HERE A LITTLE LATE, TOO. WE MIGHT've MISSED THE BUS. GOSH--THAT'S THE LAST BUS THIS MORNING THAT TAKES ME TO MY SCHOOL! ME, TOO! IF I'VE MISSED IT I CAN GET TO SCHOOL TODAY EITHER! OH. DIANA! HI, DIANA. YOU'RE LATE THIS MORNING. JEEPERS- I SURE AM! I GOT HERE A LITTLE LATE, TOO. WE MIGHT'VE MISSED THE BUS. GOSH—THAT'S THE LAST BUS THIS MORNING THAT TAKES ME TO MY SCHOOL! ME, TOO! IF I'VE MISSED IT I CAN GET TO SCHOOL TODAY EITHER! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEER I HELD EVERY SINGLE FISHING RECORD IN THESE PARTS TILL THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED SO MANY OF YOU LOAFERS TO GO ON RELIEF! 10-27-50 (Released by The Ed Squibb Company.) Page 6 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, October 27, 1950 WARDROBE CHECKING CARL RYMAN 10-27 COPYRIGHT 1950 MICHAEL NEWSPAPER SYNDICATION I'VE WORKED HERE 3 YEARS—BUT I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT! ALFRED WEARING THAT SILLY TOUPEE HAS GOT THE NEIGHBORS TALKING ABOUT US! I'll take a WITH HIM AND HIM PRIVAN I'LL FIX YOU! H-HEY! OAKY, STOP BEING SILLY! THAT BEAR WILL SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH! OH, YEAH? THERE'S THE OPENING! I'LL REV UP THE GOOD ENGINE AND... HERE THEY COME BACK FROM TH'SEA GARDENS...THEY'LL BE ALL EARS TO HEAR MY BIG STORY HEY, YOU GUYS. LISTEN DICKIE — WE JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BIGGEST THING EVER IT WAS TERRIFIC! JUST WAIT 'TIL LISTEN... IT WAS LIKE THIS... KONROD ... AGAIN YOU HAVE FAILED TO DELIVER REETOFF'S HORN! ME, TOO! IF I'VE MISSED IT I CAN'T GET TO SCHOOL TODAY EITHER! AW-W-W-W HERE IT COMES...! THERE'S THE OPENING! I'LL REV UP THE GOOD ENGINE AND ... GRAB EVERY OPPORTUNITY!" THAT'S YOU! IT WAS THE BIGGEST THING YET, DICKIE A FIGHT BETWEEN A BARRACUDA AND A SHARK! PSST... GO AHEAD, FRIZZ! BLOW! MAKE WITH THE MUSIC! HIT IT! GIVE! ME, TOO! IF I'VE MISSED IT I CAN'T GET TO SCHOOL TODAY EITHER! AW-W-W-W HERE IT COMES... KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen WINNER ELBERT VALENTINE, 16, OF DETROIT, WON A $8,000 PRIZE IN THE FAMOUS FISHER BODY CONTEST. HE DREW HUNDREDS OF SKETCHES AND SPENT 200 HOURS BUILDING HIS CAR, BUT HARD WORK PAID OFF WITH THIS WINNER. El Valentine ELBERT GOT HIS START BY BUILDING RACERS FOR THE SOAP BOX DERBY. AFTER 3 YEARS OF TRYING HE WON AN AWARD FOR THE BEST DESIGNED RACER. SOME DAY YOU MAY BE RIDING IN A CAR DESIGNED BY ELBERT. WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR OLD 1909 HOT ROD UP ON BLOCKS JUST CUZ OLD ELI PRITZBY AND BERT GEBNEY ARE RECONDITIONING A COUPLE OF OLD TIMERS TOO? SURE...THE D IS JUST A NOV WITH THREE C RUNNIN' ARO TOWN WOULD FITTIN' PLACE ...I AIN'T ADD NOISE MAKER DIN !!! PETERS REFUSES TO BE A PUBLIC NUISANCE, THAT IS, HE REFUSES TO BE A MEMBER OF PUBLIC NUISANCES...HIS NUISANCING IS STRICTLY I'll take a little walk with him and talk to him privately. Gee, here they come back and uncle Alfred's got his wig off! He sold it to me for $3—not bad, eh? That was wonderful, oaky!... I didn't know you could hug like that!! GRAB EVERY OPPORTUNITY! THAT'S YOU! I fear your plane and Smith are lost, Madame! THE TIDE WILL WASH THE BODY GRAB EVERY OPPORTUNITY! THAT'S YOU! I FEAR YOUR PLANE AND SMITH ARE LOST, MADAME! THE TIDE WILL WASH THE BODY ASHORE... WHILE ABOVE A FIGHT BETWEEN A BARRACUDA AND A SHARK! LISTEN OL' MAN SHARK WAS CRUISIN' ALONG GU-BUTAN' THEN... WELL, WAGS, WE NEVER DID GET A CHANCE TO TELL HOW WE WERE RUNNIN' AWAY AN' GOT SAVED BY A LOOK AT TH' U.S. FLAG! YA CAN'T TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT, ANYWAY! WE'LL KEEP IT A SECRUT... BETWEEN YOU AN' I AN' TH' UNITED STATES NAVY... PSST... GO AHEAD, FRIZZ! BLOW! MAKE WITH THE MUSIC! HIT IT! GIVE! BUT... WHY DID PATSY DO THIS TO ME? THIS IS GOING TO RUIN ME FOR LIFE. GULP HERE GOES NOTHING! BLEE-TA-TID SURE...THE DANG THING IS JUST A NOVELTY AND WITH THREE OF 'EM RUNNIN' AROUND, THE TOWN WOULDN'T BE A FITTIN' PLACE TO LIVE! ...I AIN'T ADDIN' MY NOISE MAKER TO THE DIN!!! HA!...I THOUGHT PETERS'D TURN TAIL AN' QUIT SOON'S HE FOUND OUT HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE ONE O' THESE OLD BUSES TO PLAY AROUND WITH!...HE'S JUST LIKE A SPOILED BRAT... IF HE CAN'T BE THE WHOLE CHEESE HE WON'T PLAY! AFRAID YOUR OLD CAR'LL GO FASTER N HIS, BERT !...I ALWAYS SAID PETERS COULDN'T TAKE IT... HE'S YELLA!! THAT'S A FINE WAY TO TALK ABOUT OUR FRIEND/... WE DREAD TO THINK WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF HE HEARS ABOUT THIS.... BUT HE PROBABLY WILL ---//