anaheim-gazette 1950-10-06

ALFRED Page 4 Anaheim UNCLE ALFRED GOT HIS TICKETS MIXED AND THINKS HE DELIVERED THE WRONG CLOTHES TO EVERYBODY! WELL WELL SOON KNOW! KNOOK KNOOK OAKY DOAKS LANNY! WHAT HAPPENED?! S-SIR OAKY RAN ME D-DOWN! BUT HE WAS UNARMED... AND THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE TO GET HIM OUT OF OUR WAY! IT WAS MY BAD LUCK TO BE IN HI WAY! SCORCHY SMITH ONE MORE WAVE'LL KNOCK A HOLE IN ER! I DON'T AIM TO GIVE THIS AMPHIBA TRIAL RUN AS A SUBMARINE! HEADING INTO THE WIND MAY BE OKAY FOR SAILORS AND TAKE-OFFS...I'LL TRY PUTTING THE CRATE SCORCHY SMITH ONE MORE WAVE'LL KNOCK A HOLE IN ER! I DON'T AIM TO GIVE THIS AMPHIBA TRIAL RUN AS A SUBMARINE! HEADING INTO THE WIND MAY BE OKAY FOR SAILORS AND TAKE-OFFS...I'll try putting the CRATE BEFORE THE WIND! DICKIE DARE I'M DEAD SERIOUS, BOYS! YOU CAN'T GO ON THIS TRIP BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL! --AND, DICKIE, THIS APPLIES TO YOU! TOO! THAT EDUCATION FUND WILL FRITTER ITSELF AWAY UNLESS WE START USING IT, NOW! HEY! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY GEE, LISTEN TO FRIZZ TEAR OFF THE TUNES! HE'S BEEN IN SUCH DEMAND LATELY HE MUST BE DEAD TIRED! NAW...I JUST GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS! REMEMBER, IT'S A MAGIC HORN? OH, DIANA! JEEPERS! MEN MAY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LOUD ATTIRE THAT WOMEN WEAR— BUT JUST LOOK AT THESE GAUDY SHIRTS AND TIES FOR MEN!!! TEE! HEE! IF THIS KEEPS ON, I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES THE AMERICAN MALE WILL WEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS FROM NOW? OH, DIANA! JEEPERS! MEN MAY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LOUD ATTIRE THAT WOMEN WEAR BUT JUST LOOK AT THESE GAUDY SHIRTS AND TIES FOR MEN!!!...TEE! HEE! IF THIS KEEPS ON, I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES THE AMERICAN MALE WILL WEAR ABOUT TEN YEARS FROM NOW? WELL—IF HE'S MARRIED— TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS WOLF WHISTLERS SILENCED BY MISS ANNA BELL WITHERS FRESH EGGS SOME KIND OF PLAYS SIX INSTRUMENTS ON HER OWN RADIO SHOW HAS A BEAUTIFUL SINGING SHE'S Anaheim Gazette, Friday, October 6, 1950 POETRY CONTEST $25 FIRST PRIZE LISTEN TO THIS! "I LOVE MY PUP—HE'S GROWING UP—HE COMES WHEN I NEED HIM—HE EATS WHAT I FEED HIM—HIS NAME IS BUB" BY ALFRED! THE HE WAS UNARMED... THIS WAS YOUR NCE TO GET OUT OF IT WAS MY BAD LUCK TO BE IN HIS WAY! I HAD WONDERFUL PLANS FOR US! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! I...I THINK SO, AUNT WANDA...I'VE THROWN OUT MY SACROILIAC! HMPH, SO YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY! "TWO-LANCE LANNY" YOU CALLED YOURSELF... AN'OAKY DOAKS NEAR KILLED YE WITHOUT ANY WEAPON ATALL! ARE Y A MAN OR A MOUSE? AH! WE ARRIVE SAFELY AT CAPRI, MADAME! BUT NO ONE HAS REPLIED TO YOUR S.O.S. FOR MR. SMITH...AFLOAT IN CARLO!! DO SOMETHING! THAT YOUNG MAN IS DOWN IN A DISABLED PLANE IN BUT SOMEBODY MUST HAVE HEARD S.O.S. MADAME! THEN BY NOW. DING INTO THE WIND BE OKAY FOR SAILORS TAKE-OFFS...I'll Try TITTING THE CRATE FORE THE WIND! AH! WE ARRIVE SAFELY AT CAPRI, MADAME! BUT NO ONE HAS REPLIED TO YOUR S.O.S. FOR MR. SMITH...AFLOAT IN THAT STORM !?! CARLO!! DO SOMETHING! THAT YOUNG MAN IS DOWN IN A DISABLED PLANE IN MIDSEA IN A STORM! BUT SOMEBODY MUST HAVE HEARD S.O.S. MADAME! THEN BY NOW IS DROWNED! HEY! HOLD EVERYTHING EVERYBODY! I'VE GOT TH'ZING-DINGINEST BRAIN-COMBER OF MY WHOLE LIFE HERE'S MY MILLION BUCK SCHOOL SCHEME, GUYS!-- B'ZZ-- THIS IS IN LINE WITH MODERN PSYCHOLOGY! HAVE THE KIDS TELL YOU THINGS-- EXAC WELL HAVE DEC ON SC AW...I JUST GO OUGH THE MOTIONS! REMEMBER, IT'S A MAGIC HORN? YOUNG MAN, I HAVE MOST URGENT BUSINESS WITH YOU! TRUST ME WITH THE SAFEKEEPING OF YOUR TRUMPET AND I WILL RETURN IT WITH YOUR NA BEAUTIFULLY ENGRAVED UPON IT! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF! I AM KONROD, THE FAMOUS ENGRAVER! HE'LL BE DONNING THE SAME THINGS HE'S WEARING TODAY! HERE, MOMS—MY WEEK'S PAY. OH-THANKS, DAD YOU'LL FIND THE E A LITTLE HEAVIER WEEK, DEAR. REA IF HE'S RIED HE'LL BE DONNING THE SAME THINGS HE'S WEARING TODAY! EN TEENS By Stookie Allen Gwen Sloan POTTSVILLE, PA. ONE GIRL BAND GWEN HOLDS SOME KIND OF A RECORD. SHE PLAYS SIX INSTRUMENTS AT ONE TIME ON HER OWN RADIO SHOW AND SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE TOO! SHE'S 16. AND IN THIS CORNER IS Smiley Sprenger OF SAN DIEGO, CALIF. SHE PLAYS FOUR INSTRUMENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY AND SHE'S ONLY 10! 10-6-50 HERE, MOMS—MY WEEK'S PAY. OH-THANKS, DAD YOU'LL FIND THE E A LITTLE HEAVIER WEEK, DEAR. REA MICE!...FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO GO THROUGH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD JUNK LIKE THIS IN AN OLD BARN AND NOT FIND ANY MICE, DID YOU? OH,DEAR... I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE H LITTLE CREATURES!.... PETERS... CAN YOU FIND THEM... WHERE'D THEY GO? HE DIDN'T KNOW IF HE FOUND THOSE SAME MICE BUT HE DID FIND A LOT THAT LOOKED LIKE THEM... IN FACT EVERYTHING PETERS TOUCHED STIRRED UP A NEW BATCH!... MYRA WAS DESIDE HERSED LISTEN TO THIS! I LOVE MY PUP— HE'S GROWING UP— HE COMES WHEN I NEED HIM— HE EATS WHAT I FEED HIM— HIS NAME IS BUB' BY ALFRED! HAW! LET'S PUT IT IN THE WINDOW FOR A GAG! POETRY CONTEST $25 FIRST PRIZE WE'D LIKE TO USE YOUR POEM AS A RADIO COMMERCIAL— WOULD $500 BE OKAY? BOZO DOG FOODS CARL RYMAN AN’ OAKY DOAKS NEARLY KILLED YE WITHOUT ANY WEAPON ATALL! ARE YE A MAN OR A MOUSE? I…I GUESS I'M A… I’LL SAY YE ARE…YE’RE A MOUSE! HMPH! EEEP! BUT SOMEBODY MUST HAVE HEARD MY S.O.S. MADAME! IF NOT THEN BY NOW, HE IF HE IS DROWNED, HIS WORRIES ARE OVER! IT IS TOO BAD, BUT WE DID OUR BEST... AND YOU ARE SAFE. BUT SOMEBODY MUST HAVE HEARD MY S.O.S. MADAME. IF NOT THEN BY NOW HE IS DROWNED! IF HE IS DROWNED, HIS WORRIES ARE OVER! IT IS TOO BAD, BUT WE DID OUR BEST... AND YOU ARE SAFE, MADAME! THIS IS IN LINE WITH MODERN PSYCHOLOGY! HAVE THE KIDS TELL YOU THINGS-- EXACTLY! WELL, BOYS, HAVE YOU DECIDED ON A SCHOOL? YES 'R! WE'RE ALL GOIN' SMACK INTO -ANNAPOLIS! TRUST ME WITH THE SAFEKEEPING OF YOUR TRUMPET AND I WILL RETURN IT WITH YOUR NAME BEAUTIFULLY ENGRAVED UPON IT! IT ISN'T MINE, BUT MAYBE MR. REETOFF WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HIS... FRIZZ! DON'T LET HIM TOUCH IT!! YOU'LL FIND THE ENVELOPE A LITTLE HEAVIER THIS WEEK, DEAR. OH, HOW WONDERFUL! YOU GOT A RAISE!!! THEY'RE MERELY USING THICKER GUM ON THE FLAP.. YOU'LL FIND THE ENVELOPE A LITTLE HEAVIER THIS WEEK, DEAR. OH, HOW WONDERFUL! YOU GOT A RAISE!!! THEY'RE MERELY USING THICKER GUM ON THE FLAP. H, DEAR... I GUESS I NEVER HOUGHT ABOUT THE HORRID TITLE CREATURES! ... PETERS... CAN YOU AND THEM... WHERE D'YEY GO? COME ON, MYRA, SETTLE DOWN... A LITTLE OLD MOUSE ISN'T GOING TO HURT YOU... WE GOTTA GET LOOKIN' OVER THIS STUFF! YOU LOOK IT OVER, PETERS... I... I THINK I'LL GO HOME! THOSE SAME MICE BOOKED LIKE PETERS TOUGHED RA WAS DESIDE HERSELF