anaheim-gazette 1950-09-29

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim ALFRED IS WRITING A BOOK CALLED "IT'S FUN TO BE A BACHELOR; BUT HE SAYS HE NEEDS A SECRETARY!" ARE YOU THE MAN ADVERTISING FOR A SECRETARY? I NEED THE JOB WORSE THAN SHE DOES! I WAS HERE FIRST! OAKY DOAKS NOW I'M READY TO GO TO DARNEGIE HALL AND HEAR OAKY DOAKS SING! H-HEY! YOU CAN'T BE MY... BUT, LANNY, I AM YOUR AUNT, WANDA WHYE! BUT HOW YOU'VE CHANGED! SILLY OF COU I'VE CHANGE SCORCHY SMITH VERY WELL! I COME DOWN! THIS IS A LIGHT CRAFT AND IN MID-SEA, RESCUE IS MOST DANGEROUS...BUT FOR LA BELLE COLUMBIA, LISTEN TO THAT HANGAR HERO!! YOUNG MAN, IS OUR SITUATION REALLY DANGEROUS? IF A SLOW WE'RE BAD S SCORCHY SMITH VERY WELL! I COME DOWN! THIS IS A LIGHT CRAFT AND IN MID-SEA, RESCUE IS MOST DANGEROUS...BUT FOR LA BELLE COLUMBIA, I DO IT!! LISTEN TO THAT HANGAR HERO!! YOUNG MAN, IS OUR SITUATION REALLY DANGEROUS? IF A SLOW WE'RE BAD SHOW DICKIE DARE YOU KIDS HAVE THE POPULAR TASTE IN ANIMALS! WE LIKE 'EM DANGEROUS! I WANT PLENTY OF THAT KIND IN MY ZOO--TROUBLE IS, I CAN'T AFFORD THE COLECTOR'S PRICES--MY DREAM IS TO CHARTER A FAIR-SIZED BOAT I CAN JUST SEE HER. YOU'D NEED A GOOD CAP'n YES! AND A CREW WHO'D TAKE THEIR PAY IN FUN A EXCITEMENT THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY AND I HEAR YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR OWN TELEVISION SHOW AND LATER CONCERT TOURS! IT'S ALL PRETTY SILLY-- CAUSE I'M NOT EVEN A MUSICIAN! JUST AN ORPHAN KID IN RACGED CLOTHES WHO... OH, DIANA! AREN'T YOU GOING TO EAT ANY DESSERT, MOMS? DEFINITELY NOT— I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON MY FIGURE. I'VE BEEN GAINING TOO MUCH WEIGHT. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FIGURE?? HAH!! HOW CAN YOU MISS IT!? OH, DIANA! AREN'T YOU GOING TO EAT ANY DESSERT, MOMS? DEFINITELY NOT— I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON MY FIGURE. I'VE BEEN GAINING TOO MUCH WEIGHT. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FIGURE?? HAH!! HOW CAN YOU MISS IT!? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox Keen Teens HE WAS TELLING ME HOW THAT WOMAN'S BEEN GETTING WATER DOWN THE BACK OF HIS NECK EVERY AFTER-NOON! Barbara Shivitz SHE DREW SKETCHES OF HER PALS AND THEIR INSTITUTIONS THAT WERE SO FUNNISH THAT A PUBLISHER MADE THOUSANDS OF PRINTS WHICH ARE BEING SOLD ALL OVER AMERICA. BARBARA HAS PLENTY OF MONEY NOW AND HAS TAKEHORSEBACK RIDING. Released by The Associated Newspapers. Anaheim Gazette, Friday, September 29, 1950 CLEAN UP CORRUPTION! HELP CLEAN UP OUR CITY HOW YOU'VE CHANGED! SILLY BOY! OF COURSE I'VE CHANGED! I COULDN'T GO TO DARNEGIE HALL LOOKING LIKE A WITCH EVEN IF I AM A WITCH! NOW LISTEN, LANNY! SIR OAKY HAS DONE SO LITTLE FIGHTING LATELY THAT HE'LL BE A PUSHOVER! I WANT WAIT FOR THE ROAD ROYAL CASTLE YOUNG MAN, IS YOUR SITUATION REALLY DANGEROUS? IF A STORM BLOWS UP WE'RE IN A BAD SPOT! AND WE CAN'T GET AIRBORNE ON ONLY ONE MOTOR! HMM! I WONDER IF I MISJUDGED CARLO!?! AH! HERE'S CARL TO HELP US! MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIM BACK IN CAIRO! WOUNG MAN, IS YOUR SITUATION REALLY DANGEROUS? IF A STORM BLOWS UP WE'RE IN A BAD SPOT! AND WE CAN'T GET AIRBORNE ON ONLY ONE MOTOR! HMM! I WONDER IF I MISJUDGED CARLO!?! AH! HERE'S CARL TO HELP US! MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIM BACK IN CAIRO! JUST HEER. D NEED GOOD N YES! AND A CREW WHO'D TAKE THEIR PAY IN FUN AND EXCITEMENT WHEN DO WE START? HUH? YOU KIDS ARE KIDDING! COME DOWN TO TH' WATERFRONT, MR. BUGWAYS, AN' YOUR DREAMS ARE GONNA COME TRUE WE'RE YOUR CREW--T YOUR SHIP--AN' THER YOUR CAP'N--CAP'N DAN FLYNN-- USE I'M NOT EVEN MUSICIAN! JUST AN ERPHAN KID IN EGGED CLOTHES WHO... THAT IS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF PROMPTLY, SIR! I AM YOUR TAILOR! GEE, LOOK AT THE FLOCK OF REPORTERS AROUND FRIZZ'S DRESSING ROOM DOOR! THE YOUNG HAS LOCKED IN AND RIGHT TO SEE AN EYE ON YOUR ?? HAH!! AN YOU MISS IT! YOUR MOTHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. HOLD STILL, DAD. BOY OH BOY, DIANA. ALL I CAN GAY IS I HOPE YOU'LL BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY A RICH MAN SOME DAY—WITH THE WAY YOU SPEND MONEY. CREEPERS, DAWN WOULD NEVER MAKE A MAN JUST BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE WEAK. ON EYE ON YOUR ?? HAH!!! AN YOU MISS IT!? YOUR MOTHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. HOLD STILL, DAD. BOY OH BOY, DIANA. ALL I CAN SAY IS I HOPE YOU'LL BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY A RICH MAN SOME DAY—WITH THE WAY YOU SPEND MONEY. CREEPERS, DAWOULD NEVER M A MAN JUST BECAHE MIGHT BE WEAK EEN TEENS By Stookie Allen ARTIST. Barbara Shivitz (17) THIS NEW YORK CITY LASS VISITED INTERLOCHEN, THE NATIONAL MUSIC CAMP IN MICHIGAN, TO PLAY HER CELLO. SHE DREW SKETCHES OF HER PALS AND THEIR INSTRUMENTS THAT WERE SO FUNNY WHAT A PUBLISHER MADE HOUSANDS OF PRINTS WHICH ARE BEING SOLD ALL OVER AMERICA. BARBARA HAS PLENTY OF MONEY NOW AND HAS TAKEN UP ORSEBACK RIDING. 9-29-50 LOOK AT THAT OLD BUS!... WHAT A JALOPY! SAY- I CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT THING! OH, PETERS. THE SANCTITY OF THE SPIDER INFESTED AND COBWEB FESTOONED JUNK SANCTUARY HAS BEEN UNSUFOR 20 YEARS BY MAN.... NOW HERE COMES A WOMAN. CLEAN UP OUR CITY A FINE JOB, ALFRED! I'M ASKING THE MAYOR TO HAVE YOU CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK! CARL RYMAN STREET DEPT. I WANT YOU TO WAIT FOR HIM ON THE ROAD TO THE ROYAL CASTLE... AND AFTER HIS CONCERT I'LL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO USE YOUR TWO LANCES! WHAT FUN! SEE YOU LATER, LANNY! SO LONG! 5-50 LONG, AUNT WANDA! AH! HERE'S CARLO TO HELP US! MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIM BACK IN CAIRO! YOU SEE THOSE BLACK CLOUDS, MADAME? A BAD STORM COMES SOON! CARLO SAVES THE LIFE OF LA BELLE COLUMBIA IN THE NICK OF THE TIME, EH? AH! HERE'S CARLO TO HELP US! MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIM BACK IN CAIRO! YOU SEE THOSE BLACK CLOUDS, MADAME? A BAD STORM COMES SOON! CARLO SAVES THE LIFE OF LA BELLE COLUMBIA IN THE NICK OF THE TIME, EH? SO SORRY, SIR! THAT I HAVE ROOM FOR ONLY ONE PASSENGER! WE'RE YOUR CREW--THERE'S YOUR SHIP--AN' THERE'S YOUR CAP'N--CAP'N DAN FLYNN-- HI, GANG! WE'VE GOT SOME BIG NEWS FOR YOU, CAP'N! REALLY? I'VE GOT SOME FOR YOU IVE SUCCEEDED IN ARRANGING TO HAVE YOU BOYS SENT HOME-HEY THE YOUNG CHAP HASLOCKED HIMSELF IN AND REFUSES TO SEE ANYONE! FRIZZ! YOU SHOULD LET THE REPORTERS SEE YOU! ARE YOU DRESSED? THAT'S THE WHOLE TROUBLE! I'M OVERDRESSED! CREEPERS, DAD! I WOULD NEVER MARRY A MAN JUST BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE WEALTHY! AFTER ALL—THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO MARRIAGE THAN JUST MONEY! I WANT A SPORTS ROADSTER A COUNTRY HOME, LOTS OF PRETTY CLOTHES, ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETH-CYC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ECTE-THE-NEXT-PAGE (Note: The page number is not visible in the provided image; it appears to be cut off.) CREEPERS, DAD! I WOULD NEVER MARRY A MAN JUST BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE WEALTHY! AFTER ALL THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO MARRIAGE THAN JUST MONEY! I WANT A SPORTS ROADSTER, A COUNTRY HOME, LOTS OF PRETTY CLOTHES, ETC.-ETC-ETC- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME IN THIS DIRTY OLD PLACE, MYRA! ALL IT IS SPIDERS, DUST AND JUNK...OUTSIDE OF THAT OLD JALOPY IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS JUNK! WORTHLESS JUNK! PETERS— I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WORTHLESS JUNK IS PRICELESS ANTIQUES!!! PETERS SNORTED AT THE FEMININE VIEWPOINT!... HE HAS NO HOPES THAT ANY OF THE STUFF IS WORTH A WHOOP...BUT A CLOSER SCrutiny MAY VERY WELL UNEARTH SOME ITEMS OF REAL INTEREST!!