anaheim-gazette 1950-09-22

ALFRED WE MUST DO SOMETHING, ALFRED, TO GET MY LANDLADY MAD ENOUGH TO LET ME MOVE OUT OF MY APARTMENT! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS SING SONGS AND MAKE NOISE IN THE LADY'S APARTMENT? OKAY, BUD! LET ME CALL SWEETH! YIPPE! OAKY DOAKS I'M A BUSY MAN, SIR OAKY, AND TIME IS MONEY! NOW IF YOU WILL QUICKLY SIGN THIS CONTRACT WE CAN-- BUT, MISTER FIFIELD! WHAT'S THE CONTRACT ABOUT? LET'S NOT QUIBBLE! YOU CAN READ IT AFTER YOU SIGN IT! ER, I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD SAVE YOU TIME AND MONEY! THERE! I SIGNED IT! WE'LL ONLY NEED ONE COPY AND I'LL KEEP IT! NOW COME WITH ME! SCORCHY SMITH REALLY, YOUNG MAN! I MERELY ASKED TO FLY LOW TO WATCH THE DOLPHINS...NOT TO FROLIC WITH THEM! SORRY, MRS. COLUMBIA! BUT WE JUST THREW OUR STARBOARD PROP! WELL? WELL? GO CATCH IT AND STICK IT BACK ON.' AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE LATE FOR TEA IN CAPRI! SCORCHY SMITH REALLY, YOUNG MAN! I MERELLY ASKED TO FLY LOW TO WATCH THE DOLPHINS... NOT TO FROLIC WITH THEM! SORRY, MRS. COLUMBIA! BUT WE JUST THREW OUR STARBOARD PROP! WELL? WELL? GO CATCH IT AND STICK IT BACK ON! AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE LATE FOR TEA IN CAPRI! DICKIE DARE D-DICKIE! WE'RE... WE'RE ALIVE!! YOU CAUGHT US! THAT'S THR CATCHES--RETI THE SIDE --- INNING IS O THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TELEVISION!!! A YOUNG GENIUS AND A HORN! UG! GENIUS, SHE SAYS! DON'T KNOW B FLAT FROM A BANJO! HORN, IF YOU EVER WERE MAGIC, DON'T RUN OUT OF GAS ON ME NOW! OH, DIANA! WELL! WELL! HI, DIANA!! HELLO, SLURP! GOBSH! I HAVEN't SEEN YOU IN WEEKS! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? WERE YOU AWAY? ETC-ETC-ETC-... OH, JEEPERS, NO. I'VE BEEN CONSTANTLY ON THE GO-- I MEAN REALLY BUSY! GEE! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS LOCAL AMUSEMENTS PEEPING THRU THE BULLET HOLE IN "STUMPY" SANDERS' LEG I DON'T WANT YA PUSHING THAT PIECE O' WIRE THRU THERE! 9-23-50 (Remark to The Best Pressman Inc.) AGE 6 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, September 22, 1950 I THINK IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU TO ENTERTAIN THE NEEDY, SO I BAKED A CAKE! YIPPE! CARL RYMAN YOU ADVISE THAT I SNEAK OUT OF MY APARTMENT IF THE LANDLADY WON'T CANCEL MY LEASE? WELL, LET'S TRY IT. ALFRED! I'll DO ANYTHING TO DIFFERENT QUARTER THERE! I SIGNED IT! WE'LL ONLY NEED ONE COPY AND I'LL KEEP IT! NOW COME WITH ME! BUT I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE, MISTER FIFIELD! I'M KING CORNY'S KNIGHT, AND... YOU'LL COME WITH ME NOW OR I CAN SUE! IT'S IN THE CONTRACT YOU JUST SIGNED! I'M AN AGENT AND PROMOTER, AND THE CONTRACT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO HANDLE YOUR WORK EXCLUSIVELY! ONE OF MY TAL HEARD YOU SINN NIGHT AND NOTIFIED ME AT ONCE! WELL? WELL? GO CATCH IT AND STICK IT BACK ON! AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE LATE FOR TEA IN CAPRI! LET'S BE REALISTIC MRS. COLUMBIA! CAN YOU SWIM? IS THIS THE KIND OF PILOT YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN? DO SOMETHING! WE CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY! IT'S...IT'S UNDIGNIFIED! WELL? WELL? GO CATCH IT AND STICK IT BACK ON! AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE LATE FOR TEA IN CAPRI! LET'S BE REALISTIC MRS. COLUMBIA! CAN YOU SWIM? IS THIS THE KIND OF PILOT YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN? DO SOMETHING! WE CAN'T STAY HERE ALL DAY! IT'S UNDIGNIFIED! BUT WE LOST A MRS. COLUMBIA! WERE FLYING LOAT LEAST WE'RE AFLOAT AND DICKIE! WE'RE... WE'RE LIVE!! YOU AUGHTS! THAT'S THREE CATCHES--RETIRES THE SIDE -- THE INNING IS OVER! NOT QUITE, SIR! THERE'S TH' BEST PLAYER ON TH' WHOLE TEAM-- DOIN' A HOME RUN JERRY! YOU SAVED MY POOCH! AW--GU---- GOSH! HORN... IF YOU EVER WERE MAGIC, DON'T RUN OUT OF GAS ON ME NOW! LISTEN TO THAT KID GO! HOW ABOUT THAT? DOESN'T HIS MUSIC DO SOMETHING TO YOU? NO. I'VE BEEN LY ON THE GO--EALLY BUSY! AS A MATTER OF FACT I HONESTLY HAVEN'T HAD A DULL MOMENT SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU. OKAY, DAD. I'M LEAVING NOW. I WON'T BE TOO LATE. MINUTES LATER JEEPERS! WAIT HERE--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen SMALL FRY Two infants making good in a hurry! Don Desio, of Port Chester, N.Y., is only 9 but he consistently beats adult pros and has set course records! EXPERTS SAY HIS FORM IS PERFECT. Axel d'Etter The world's youngest novelist is Axel D'Etter of England. Only 8, he is now writing his third book! Axel finished the first at 6! His ambition is to make more money than George Bernard Shaw, highest paid of all writers. AP Newspapers HIGGINS, THE FIENDISH OLD RASCAL, IS JUST PLAYING CAT AND MOUSE WITH PETERS, KEEPING him on the hot seat, stringing out the news! If it would things up even more Peters would like to slug I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO DIFFERENT QUARTERS! CRACK! ONE OF MY TALENT SCOUTS HEARD YOU SING LAST NIGHT AND NOTIFIED ME AT ONCE! YOUR STYLE MAKES OUR TROUBADOURS SOUND LIKE CATERWAULING NINCOMPOOPS! IT DOES? YOU ARE GOING TO BE A SENSATION, MY BOY! WHO... ME?! BUT WE LOST A PROPeller, MRS. COLUMBIA! LUCKY WE WERE FLYING LOW AND SLOW! AT LEAST WE'RE STILL AFLOAT AND ALIVE! LISTEN!... LOOK!! THERE'S ANOTHER COATE! ILL SIGNAL FOR HELP. CURSES! THEY DIDN'T CRASH AT ALL! ONLY DISAELED, AFLOAT AND STILL ALIVE!! BUT WE LOST A PROPELLER, MRS. COLUMBIA! LUCKY WE WERE FLYING LOW AND SLOW! AT LEAST WE'RE STILL AFLOAT AND ALIVE! LISTEN!...LOCK!! THERE'S ANOTHER CCATE! I'll signal FOR HELP... CURSES! THEY DIDN'T CRASH AT ALL!...ONLY DISAELED, AFLOAT AND STILL ALIVE!! AN' YOU SAVED MY BROTHERS-- AW--JU-- JEEPS! HAIL, HAIL, TH' GANG'S ALL HERE THAT? HIS MUSIC ETHING OU? AND AS THE HAPPY STRAINS OF THE TRUMPET TRAVEL O'ER THE VIDEO WAVES, PEOPLE BEGIN TO PICK UP THEIR FEET... MINUTES LATER... JEEPERS! WAIT HERE-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! IT'S ME, DAD. I FORGOT MY MINUTES LATER... JEEPERS! WAIT HERE-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! IT'S ME, DAD. I FORGOT MY YOU DON'T THINK I JUST CAME OUT HERE TO PAY YOU A VISIT, DO YOU?... I COULD FIND MORE INTERESTING COMPANY AT THE ZOO! IN HIS WILL OLD ABNER GRITZBY LEFT YOU THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF HIS OLD RED BARN! HIS OLD RED BARN?... WELL, FOR THE LOVVA MIKE, THAT OLD FIRE TRAP AIN'T BEEN OPENED IN TWENTY YEARS! — WHAT'S IN IT??? POOR PETERS... HIS AIR CASTLES CRUMBLED!... HE'LL PROBABLY WIND UP AS SOLE OWNER OF A BUNCH OF OLD STALE HAY AND A BATTERED OLD HORSECOLLAR OR TWO!