anaheim-gazette 1950-08-25

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim Ga IF YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING THAT GIRL MABEL, WHY DON'T YOU CLOSE YOUR ESCORT BUREAU AND GET A JOB? WANTED OFFICE MAN AS ASSISTANT TO SECRETARY WHY, HELLO, ALFRED! WHAT A SURPRISE! OAKY DOAKS I'll have him thrown into my deepest dungeon! I'll have his head! I'll... WAIT, YOUR MAJESTY! THE SULTAN OF HASSH IS A SICK MAN! HE HAS BEEN UNDER MY CARE FOR YEARS! HE THINKS HE'S THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD! HAS H TO BU KINGD SCORCHY SMITH HIS EXCELLENCY, THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE ASKS SIDI SMITH TO COME TO HEADQUARTERS! SO LONG, SCORCH! I'LL GET PIXY TO BAKE YOU A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT!! THE CHIEF WANTS ME TO MEET SOMEONE? A LADY? THE SIDI IS WELL INFORMED !! SCORCHY SMITH HIS EXCELLENCY, THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE ASKS SIDI SMITH TO COME TO HEADQUARTERS! SO LONG, SCORCH! ILL GET PIXY TO BAKE YOU A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT!! THE CHIEF WANTS ME TO MEET SOMEONE?... A LADY? THE SIDI IS WELL INFORMED!! DICKIE DARE RIO DE JANEIRO MOST BEAUTIFUL HARBOR IN THE WORLDSURE--IT'S A GRAND HARBOR BUT A SQUARE MEAL WILL LOOK STILL GRANDER YOU BETCHA, MR.DARE! WHEN A GUY HASN'T EATEN FOR TEN HOURS- NOW LISTEN, MEN, YOU'RE UNDER MY COMMAND! WE'RE MARCHING INTO TOWN IN STRICT ORDER, UNDERSTAND! NO RUNNIN' OR SHOUTIN! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY DON'T GO AWAY, MISS PAMELLA! YOUR PRIZE FOR GUESSING THE "MYSTERY VOICE" IS COMING UP! NEVER MIND WHY I'M TOTING MY BASEBALL BAT! GET ME TO THAT TV STATION! OH, DIANA! ...AND AS SOON AS YOU SEE LITTLE DENNIS, SAY: "WAPPY BIRTHDAY!" AND HAND THE PRESENT TO HIM—DON'T THROW IT... PROMISE ME YOU WON'T FIGHT WITH ANY BOYS AND DON'T ASK FOR SECONDS ON ANY-THING...REMEMBER TO EAT WITH YOUR FORK, NOT YOUR HANDS. AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, TELL DENNIS AND HIS MOMMY YOU HAD A LOVELY TIME... ALL RIGHT—GOODBYE, NOW—and HAVE FUN. ...AND AS SOON AS YOU SEE LITTLE DENNIS, SAY! "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" AND HAND THE PRESENT TO HIM—DON'T THROW IT. PROMISE ME YOU WON'T FIGHT WITH ANY BOYS AND DON'T ASK FOR SECONDS ON ANY-THING...REMEMBER TO EAT WITH YOUR FORK, NOT YOUR HANDS. AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, TELL DENNIS AND HIS MOMMY YOU HAD A LOVELY TIME...ALL RIGHT—GOODBYE, NOW—and HAVE FUN. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS MRS. ED WORTLE'S H BOMB DRILL SINCE THAT MAGAZINE STORY ABOUT THE BOMBING OF NEW YORK CITY, THE WHOLE DURN FAMILY HAVE JOINED HER IN THAT DRILL! CHAMP! FOR MOST OF 1950 THIS TINY 16-YEAR-OLD APPRENTICE HAS THE NATION'S JOCKEYS. BEVERAL TIMES HE HAS RIDDE FOUR WINNERS ON ONE CARD AND MANY TIMES HAS HAD TRIPLES! YOU'RE REALLY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, KID! HELLO, ALFRED! A SURPRISE! CARL RYMAN THE ALFRED'S MAYBE GONNA MOVE TO A DIFFERENT TOWN, ON ACCOUNT OF THAT GIRL NARELID PESTERING HIM SO MUCH! NK'S HE'S CHEST MAN WORLD! HAS HE TRIED TO BUY YOUR KINGDOM? I'LL SAY HE HAS! NOW GET HIM OUTA MY KINGDOM BEFORE I REALLY LOSE MY TEMPER! NELLIE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NICE, GREEN GRASS FOR BREAKFAST? EAT ALL YOU WANT! IT'S A FEW DAYS AFTER THE SUDDEN DEPARTURE OF THE SULTAN OF HASSH AND PRINCESS PATINA, AND OUR GALLANT KNIGHT IS GIVING HIS FAITHFUL STEED AN EARLY MORNING CANTER. THE SIDI IS WELL INFORMED!! AH! GLAD YOU COULD COME, SMITH! FOLKS ALWAYS ANSWER A POLICE CALL! WHERE IS SHE? IN THE NEXT ROOM I WARN YOU, SHE'S VERY LIVELY GIRL! NEF WANTS MEET THE SIDI IS WELL INFORMED!! AH! GLAD YOU COULD COME, SMITH! IN THE NEXT ROOM I WARN YOU, SHE'S VERY LIVELY GIRL! NOW LISTEN, MEN, YOU'RE UNDER MY COMMAND! WE'RE MARCHING TO TOWN IN STRICT ORDER, UNDERSTAND! NO RUNNING' OR SHOUTIN' POP FODD! E-E-YEOW! RESTAURANT NOW I CAN REALIZE NO SMALL JOB, WON'T ONE BRAIN FOR PEOPLE AND FOUR HUNGRY BOYS-AND THE SUPPLY OF FOOD IN THIS RIO RESTAURANT IS GOING DOWN! GOOD M-M GOOD BOY COUGH WAKE! R MIND WHY NOTING MY BALL BAT? IT ME TO TV TION! OKAY, SWATTO! TVIX BUT MR.TOMKINS, YOU MUST GO ON THE SET NOW--- GULP! LOOK, IT'S SWINGING BASEBALL B 8-26 WHEN YOU LEAVE, TELL AND HIS MOMMY YOU LOVELY TIME... ALL GOODBYE, NOW - AVE FUN. I'M NOT GOING!! later... DAD--YOU'HANGING ON PHONE FOR 20 MINUTES A HAVEN'T SAID A WORD!! WHEN YOU LEAVE, TELL AND HIS MOMMY YOU LOVELY TIME... ALL GOODBYE, NOW— AVE FUN. I'M NOT GOING!! LATER... DAD--YOU' HANGING ON PHONE FOR M 20 MINUTES A HAVEN'T SAID A WORD! EN TEENS By Stoookie Allen CHAMP! FOR MOST OF 1950 THIS TINY YEAR-OLD APPRENTICE HAS LED THE NATION'S JOCKEYS. ENERAL TIMES HE HAS RIDDEN WINNERS ON ONE CARD MANY TIMES HAS HAD TRIPLES! You're really have what it takes, kid! Frankie Bone HE HAS PLENTY OF COURAGE — CONTINUED HIS FABULOUS WINNING STREAK DESPITE A COUPLE OF SPILLS. EVEN TED ATKINSON, ONE OF THE ALL-TIME "GREATS" SAYS FRANKIE IS A CHAMP. AND——HE ALREADY HAS MADE $20.000 THIS YEAR! $-25-60 YES, MISS FORREST... I HOPE SOMEONE IS THERE TO TAKE CARE OF THE SHOOTING GALLER WHILE YOU'RE GONE! PLEASE SIT DOWN... I WANT TO TALK TO YOU... ABOUT YOUR FRIEND, THE FORTUNE TELLER! YES... THAT OLD HAG WHO HAS PRACTICALLY THREATENED PETERS' LIFE IF HE DOESN'T GET OUT OF THIS AMUSEMENT PARK AND STAY OUT! (BUT SHE NEVER HAD A HORSEFEATHERS PETERS TO CONTEND WITH BE HI, NEIGHBOR! WE JUST RENTED A ROOM IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR! ISN'T THAT DUCKY? EAT ALL YOU WANT! IN THE NEXT ROOM! I WARN YOU, SHE'S A VEGY LIVELY GIRL! IN HERE, SMITH! IN THE NEXT ROOM! I WARN YOU, SHE'S A VERY LIVELY GIRL! IN HERE, SMITH! NOW I CAN RELAX-- NO SMALL JOB, WORKING ONE BRAIN FOR FIVE PEOPLE AND WAGS! OLD NEPTUNE TRIED US OUT AND WE WON-- IM GOING TO EASE OFF AND ENJOY THE PURE TRIUMPH OF IT- WAIT--FIVE MEALS AND I'M DOWN TO ONE DOLLAR--I'D FORGOTTEN- GULP! LOOK...IT'S SWATTO SWINGING A BASEBALL BAT! HELLO SWATTO! MYST VOI later... DAD--YOU'VE BEEN HANGING ON TO THAT PHONE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID A SINGLE WORD!!! WHO'S ON THE OTHER END?? ...YOUR MOTHER. LATER... DAD--YOU'VE BEEN HANGING ON TO THAT PHONE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID A SINGLE WORD!!! NHO'S ON THE OTHER END?? ...YOUR MOTHER. FORREST...I HOPE IS THERE TO TAKE THE SHOOTING GALLERY ARE GONE! PLEASE I WANT TO TALK TO SOUT YOUR FRIEND FORTUNE TELLER! WHY, MR. PETERS!! DO YOU REALLY THINK MY FRIEND,THE FORTUNE TELLER IS...IS A CRIMINAL? TO PUT IT MILDLY.YES/....I DON'T THINK SHE MERELY FORESAW THAT MR. KEEZLING WAS GOING TO BE HURT...SHE KNEW IT..BECAUSE I THINK SHE PLANNED IT!!! NEITHER WAS IT FORESIGHT THAT TOLD HER MY LIFE.WAS IN DANGER— YOU DON'T THINK SO? NO!...SHE ENGINEERED THAT FALLING SIGN THAT NEARLY CLUNKED ME! FOR SOME REASON SHE'S TRYING TO GET RID OF WHOEVER IS BOSS OF THIS AMUSEMENT PARK!!!AND I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHY! ...NOW HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO— PETERS GOT UP LOOKED ALL AROUND THE ROOM,CHECKED THE WINDOWS AND DOORS AND THEN SAT DOWN AND WHISPERED HIS PLANS IN SUCH CLOARDED TIMES WE QUARRY I CATCH A HEAD AF IT ....