anaheim-gazette 1950-08-04

ALFRED Page 6 ANAH COME IN AND SEE US EVEN IF YOU DON'T BUYWE VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN YOUR DOLLAR! COME IN AND SEE US EVEN IF YOU DON'T BUY WE VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN YOUR DOLLAR OAKY DOAKS BUT, POMONA! THE SULTAN OF HASSH IS THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD! SO WHAT? HE CAN AFFORD TO PAY A WHACKING GOOD PRICE! AND PRINCESS PATINA WOULD GET OAKY DOAKS FOR KEEPS! I'M GONNA ASK THE SULTAN A BILLION BUCKS FOR THE KINGDOM OF UNCERTAIN SCORCHY SMITH WHILE THE GIRLS ARE SHEDDING OPHIR'S DANGEROUS DUST IN THE SHOWER, DOCTOR... COULDN'T WE CARRY SOME OF THESE RARE RELICS BACK TO CAIRO, QUARANTINE THEM UNTIL THEIR RADIOACTIVITY COOLS OFF? SOME OF THE GOLD BRICKS, MAYBE? LET'S SEE! THEY'VE BEEN EXPOSED SINCE THE ANCIENT LEFT HERE 2000 YEARS AGO! URANIUM TRANSFORM ITSELF IN ABOUT 4.51X10 YEARS... SCORCHY SMITH WHILE THE GIRLS ARE SHEDDING OPHIRE'S DANGEROUS DUST IN THE SHOWER, DOCTOR... YES, DOCTOR? COULDN'T WE CARRY SOME OF THESE RARE RELIBS BACK TO CAIRO, QUARANTINE THEM UNTIL THEIR RADIOACTIVITY COOLS OFF? SOME OF THE GOLD BRICKS, MAYBE? LET'S SEE! THEY'VE BEEN EXPOSED SINCE THE ANCIENT LEFT HERE 2000 YEARS AGO! URANIUM TRANSFORM ITSELF IN ABOUT 4.5X1 YEARS... DICKIE DARE I'll CRACK THIS MYSTERY HE'S NOT IN THE DECKHOUSE OR MAIN CABIN NOR IN THE GALLEY NOR THE FO STATEROC THAT ON THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY SWATTO SAYS HE HEARD THE HECKLER AGAIN! YEAH...HE WAS MAD ENOUGH TO CHEW UP THE TURNSTILES! THE GUY IS ON HIS WAY TO BLOWING OUT ALL HIS FLUSES! ISN'T THERE SOMETHING SOMEBODY CAN DO TO SOLVE THIS? OH, DIANA! ...WATCH ME HAVE SOME FUN WITH DIANA. GUESS WHO?? DENNIS? VINCENT CARLP...ETC-ETC WATCH ME HAVE SOME FUN WITH DIANA. GUESS WHO?? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEEN HE'S STOPPED HERE TO LET HIS NEPHEW LOOK DOWN IN THE WATER AND SEE FISH! BIG SHOT TODAY SHOWMAN KARL PRENITZER, OF MIAMI, FLORIDA, BELIEVES IN PAYING HIS OWN WAY. RECENTLY KARL PUT ON A BIG PUPPET SHIP AT HIS HOME. ADMISSION WAS 10 CENTS. THE MONEY GOES TO HIS EDUCATION KARL MAKES ALL HIS PUPPETS, AND... I'M GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME! AGE 6 Anaheim Gazette, Friday August 3, 1950 MEET ME AT THE HOSIERY COUNTER, ALFRED AND STOP WHINING ABOUT BEING TOO CONSPICUOUS! HOSIERY I'M GONNA ASK THE SULTAN A BILLION BUCKS FOR THE KINGDOM OF UNCERTAINIA! WOW! WHAT FUN I'M GONNA HAVE TRYING TO COUNT ALL THAT MONEY! YOU'LL NEVER GET A BILLION BUCKS FOR THE KINGDOM, FATHER! NOBODY'S GOT THAT KIND OF MONEY THESE DAYS! HO, HO! THAT'S WHAT PRINCESS POMONA! AH, YOUR EMINENCE! LET'S SEE! THEY've BEEN EXPOSED SINCE THE ANCIENTS LEFT HERE 2000 YEARS AGO! URANIUM TRANSFORMS ITSELF IN ABOUT 4.51X10^9 YEARS... THEY WOULDN'T BE SAFE TO MOVE AT ALL FOR A WHILE! I FIGURE YOU MIGHT TRY AGAIN IN ABOUT 20,000 YEARS! A FINE FIX! CAN'T GET AT THAT BAG OF CLEAN CLOTHES TILL AFTER WE SHOWER, THAT JAXON SAYS! SAFETY FIRST IF WE SHED OUR RADIATION EFFECTING A TYPE EXPLO LET'S SEE! THEY'VE BEEN EXPOSED SINCE THE ANCIENTS LEFT HERE 2000 YEARS AGO! URANIUM TRANSFORMS ITSELF IN ABOUT 4.51X10^9 YEARS... dQ/dt = λne^{-λn} + λQ WHICH GIVES US: R=n(oe^{-λn}+be^{-λn}) D'YA SEE? THEY WOULDN'T BE SAFE TO MOVE AT ALL FOR A WHILE! I FIGURE YOU MIGHT TRY AGAIN IN ABOUT 20,000 YEARS! A FINE FIX! CAN'T GET AT THAT BAG OF CLEAN CLOTHES TILL AFTER WE SHOWER THAT JAXON SAYS! NOR THE FORWARD STATEROOM -- THAT LEAVES ONLY-- THE SAIL LOCKER-- AND THIS IS IT--THAT SAIL BAG'S WIGGLING WHAT A RELIEF-- IT'S A KID'S TRICK OF HIDE AND SEEK ISN'T THERE SOMETHING SOMEBODY CAN DO TO SOLVE THIS? YES... BUT IT'S GOING TO CALL FOR SOME HELP FROM YOU,TOO! I THINK HE'LL LISTEN TO YOU...TRY AND PERSUADE HIM TO GO WITH YOU TO THIS ADDRESS TOMORROW AT NOON! HELLO, KID! THERE YOU ARE SPENT ALL MO LOOKING FOR MR.SWATTO DENNIS?... SLURP?... HARRY?... VINCENT?... TUBBY?... DANNY?... CARL?... HANK?... LESTER?... ETK-ETK-ETK-ETK-... AND DAD—I NOT ONLY INSIST THAT YOU GIVE ME A SUBSTANTIAL RAISE IN MY ALLOWANCE—BUT— I ALSO FEEL T FITTING AND PR A YOUNG LADY OR TO HAVE A CAR VERY ONNY! DENNIS?...SLURP?...HARRY?... VINCENT?...TUBBY?...DANNY?... CARL?...WANK?...LESTER?... ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-... KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen BIG SHOW TODAY SHOWMAN Karl Prenitzer, OF MIAMI, FLORIDA, BELIEVES IN PAYING HIS OWN WAY. RECENTLY KARL PUT ON A BIG PUPPET SHOW AT HIS HOME. ADMISSION WAS 10 CENTS. THE MONEY GOES TO FURTHER HIS EDUCATION! KARL MAKES'ALL HIS PUPPETS, AND... I'M GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME! Karl Prenitzer AND DAD—I NOT ONLY INSIST THAT YOU GIVE ME A SUBSTANTIAL RAISE IN MY ALLOWANCE—BUT— I ALSO FEEL THAT FITTING AND PROA YOUNG LADY OF TO HAVE A CAR VERY ONLY! GOSH...SINCE I CAME ON THE JOB TO MANAGE THIS AMUSEMENT PARK, I'VE GOTTEN THE REPUTATION OF BEING A TOUGH GUY JUST CUZ I FIRED A GUY WHEN I WAS MAD!! EVERYBODY'S SCARED TO EVEN TALK TO ME!!...HMM...THERE'S SOMEBODY KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR NOW! COME IN!!! HE'S GOT TO LIVE UP TO HIS REPUTATION HO, HO! THAT'S WHAT THINK INCESS OMONA! , YOUR MINENCE! YOUR PRICE IS A LITTLE HIGH, YOUR MAJESTY... BUT I'M WILLING TO DICKER! BEFORE MY BRAIN GETS THICKER! THEN LET'S GO INTO MY OFFICE AND DICKER BEFORE MY BRAIN GETS THICKER! WE MIGHT AS WELL GET THIS SETTLED TONIGHT, YOUR MAJESTY! YEH! THEN WE BOTH CAN SLEEP BETTER YOUR EMINENCE! AND A MINUTE LATER... NELLIE! WAKE UP!! SAFETY FIRST, CHATTY. EVEN IF WE'VE GOTTA SHED OUR URANIUM RADIATION EXPOSURE BY RISKING A DIFFERENT TYPE EXPOSURE! WHO'S GOING TO REACH OUT AND GRAB IT! I'M LETTING YOU WEAR ONE OF MY OUTFITS SO YOU'RE IT! OH, POOH! WHAT ARE WE WORRYING ABOUT? SAFETY FIRST, CHATTY! EVEN IF WE'VE GOTTA SHED OUR URANIUM RADIATION EXPOSURE BY RISKING A DIFFERENT TYPE EXPOSURE! WHO'S GOING TO REACH OUT AND GRAB IT! I'M LETTING YOU WEAR ONE OF MY OUTFITS SO YOU'RE IT! OH, POOH! WHAT ARE WE WORRYING ABOUT? DICKIE THINKS IT MIGHTY FUNNY, TO HIDE IN THAT SAIL-BAG--I'll PLAY HIS GAME. BUT, AS DAN DIVES AT THE BAG, THE DOOR QUIETLY CLOSES AFTER HIM--- CLICK! THERE YOU ARE...I'VE SPENT ALL MORNING LOOKING FOR YOU, MR. SWATTO! DON'T BE SO DEPRESSED...I'VE GOT INFORMATION ON A PERSON WHO CAN FIGURE OUT YOUR HECKLER PROBLEM! HUH? WHO CAN DO THAT? WELL...LH...I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO I JUST KNOW WHERE AND WHEN! I ALSO FEEL THAT IT IS FITTING AND PROPER FOR A YOUNG LADY OF MY AGE TO HAVE A CAR ALL HER VERY ONLY! AND NOT ONLY THAT... I ALSO FEEL THAT IT IS FITTING AND PROPER FOR A YOUNG LADY OF MY AGE TO HAVE A CAR ALL HER VERY OWN! AND NOT ONLY THAT... ON THE JOB TO ENT PARK I'VE GOTTEN A TOUGH GUY JUST WHEN I WAS MAD!! TO EVEN TALK TO SOMEBODY OR NOW! HELLO! WELLLLL...HELLLLO! COME IN... SIT DOWN - HAVE A CHAIR... TAKE A SEAT!... YES- BY ALL MEANS... SIT DOWN! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? THERE GOES PETERS' ROLE AS TOUGH GUY... BUT WHO COULD BE TOUGH WITH HER?... HE HAS NO IDEA WHO SHE IS — BUT IT'S OBVIOUS SHE HAS BROUGHT OUR FRIEND A PROBLEM AP Newsfeatures WORRIS 8-4