anaheim-gazette 1950-06-30

ALFRED Page 6 Anahe J.BINK PRES. Bzz FLOOR WAX YOU'RE FIRED! DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO PICK UP YOUR THINGS! GIT! I DON'T WAIT TO BE IN THE SHOW BUILDING WITH ANOTHER INSTA OAKY DOAKS HOW'S SIR OAKY, MISTER AMMEZSMITH! HE'S FINE, YER HIGHNESS! BUT I'M WORRIED BOUT HIS HOSS! SHE SURE IS POOPED! I BEEN TELLIN' SIR OAKY HE ORTER CHANGE TO ANOTHER HOSS! SCORCHY SMITH HEY, AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING TO SUPPER? ...OR AM I STANDING IN YOUR MOONLIGHT? SORRY! NO - NO, SCORCHY! WE WANT YOUR ADVICE... SAY! ARE CRICKETS IN THEY BRIN LUCK! HEA CLICKIN SCORCHY SMITH HEY, AREN'T YOU KIDS COMING TO SUPPER? ...OR AM I STANDING IN YOUR MOONLIGHT? SORRY! NO - NO, SCORCHY! WE WANT YOUR ADVICE... SAY! ARE THE CRICKETS IN THEY BRIN LUCK! HEA CLICKIN DICKIE DARE THE TRUTH, DICKIE-- IS THAT THIS SHIP IS YOURS QUIT ACTIN' LIKE A KID AN' I'LL EXPLAIN AN' COOK SUPPER TOO! I TOOK SOME HOT MOVIES OF A LI'L GIRL'S DANCIN' SEE? I'll MAK MIND PICTURE OF YOUR STORY. A YOU TALK THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY YEE-OW! MARK UP 43 FOR SWATTO! WHAT A BLOW! LATER AT THE TELEVISION STUDIO AND SO ENDS TODAY KIDS' BU MISS TUN TOMOR OH, DIANA! WHERE'S DAD, DIANA? ER-H-HE JUST WENT OUT, MOTHER... WELL...! MERCY ME! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS AWFUL MESS?! IT—IT WA MOMS, THA THE COST C SUMMER C OH, DIANA! WHERE'S DAD, DIANA? ER-H-HE JUST WENT OUT, MOTHER... WELL...! MERCY ME! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS AWFUL MESS!? IT--IT WAS MOMS, THATHE COST OF SUMMER C TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS OVERHEAD GARAGE DOOR WE CAN PUT THE CAR IN WHEN THE SHOW'S OVER. SHE'S ROTTEN! 6-30-50 SHE TEACHES A CLASS OF 400 KIDS IN MIAMI, FLA., TO BE BATON TWIRL MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE! YEP, MIAMI HAS MORE BATON TWIRLERS PER SQUARE FOOT THAN ANY CITY IN THE WORLD AND THIS PLATINUM BOMBSHELL IS THE CAUSE OF IT ALL! Raised by The Bell Broadcasting Inc. Anaheim Gazette, Friday, June 30, 1950 I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME BUILDING WITH YOU ANOTHER INSTANT! I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW JOB AT THE ZOO, ALFRED! BEEN TELLIN' SIR OAKY HE ORTER CHANGE TO NOTHER HOSS! THAT'S SOMETHING I'LL NEVER DO! NELLIE WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME IF I RODE ANOTHER HORSE IN A JOUST! BUT, OAKY, SHE'S AWFUL TIRED! AN' BESIDES, SHE NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES! YE'RE RIGHT, MISTER MURDOCK! I'VE GO SOME IN BOX! NO, SCORCHY! WANT YOUR ADVICE... SAY! ARE THERE CRICKETS IN OPHIR? THEY BRING GOOD LUCK! HEAR THAT CLICKING? SCORCHY, WE CANNOT TELL A LIE! WE'RE DOING IT WITH OUR LITTLE GEIGER COUNTER! YOUR SUDAIR DC 3 CARRIED A COMPLETE CAMP RIG...PLUS A GEIGER COUNTER? AND THAT AIN'T A BROTHER! OUR LICE GEIGER COUNTER COUNT! LISTEN NO, SCORCHY! WE WANT YOUR ADVICE... SAY! ARE THERE CRICKETS IN OPHIR? THEY BRING GOOD LUCK! HEAR THAT CLICKING? SCORCHY, WE CANNOT TELL A LIE! WE'RE DOING IT WITH OUR LITTLE GEIGER COUNTER! YOUR SUDAIR DC 3 CARRIED A COMPLETE CAMP RIG...PLUS A GEIGER COUNTER? KLIK KLIK KLIK N' COOK APPER TOO! OOK SOME MOVIES OF LI'L GIRL'S NCIN' SEE? I'll MAKE MIND PICTURES OF YOUR STORY AS YOU TALK YOU'RE A BIG MOVIE MAGNET, MR. JOYCE, BUT PLEASE LOOK AT THOSE PITCHERS! SUSAN'S DANCIN' THAT WAY 'CAUSE SHE LOVES YOU! SO THAT'S IT! HIS PICTURE HE STILL DOESN'T SEE A HUMAN BEING WHO NEEDS HER DADDY'S LOVE YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE SOLD ME ON MY OWN DAUGHTER-SHE'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR MY NEW PICTURE! AND SO THAT ENDS TODAY'S SHOW KIDS' BUT DON'T MISS TUNING IN TOMORROW! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A VERY SUPER-DOOPER SURPRISE FOR EVERYBODY! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A BIG SURPRISE PACKAGE ON TOMORROW'S SHOW? PS NOT S...DO ANY BUT SWAT TOMK IT—IT WAS RIGHT HERE, MOMS, THAT I TOLD DAD THE COST OF MY NEW SUMMER OUTFIT... I LIKE THAT ONE, DIANA... BUT I DON'T KNOW... SALE! LADIES'HANDBAGS ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T THINK I'LL BUY IT. IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE...COME-LET'S GO HOME NOW... HAT IS THE MESS!? IT—IT WAS RIGHT HERE, MOMS, THAT I TOLD DAD THE COST OF MY NEW SUMMER OUTFIT... KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen SHE TEACHES A CLASS OF 400 KIDS IN MIAMI, FLA., TO BE BATON TWIRLERS! MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE! YEP, MIAMI HAS MORE BATON TWIRLERS PER SQUARE FOOT THAN ANY CITY IN THE WORLD AND THIS PLATINUM BOMB-SHELL IS THE CAUSE OF IT ALL! Gloria Wilson She was head Majorette at Miami High and can do acrobatic dancing while twirling two batons! A winner of many contests, the beautiful gal is a cinch for the movies. She's now 19. WELL, I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE... LOOK AT THIS SCREWY PLACE! WHAT PLANET DO YOU SUPPOSE THIS IS?... I CAN'T READ THEIR DADBLAMED SIGNS... AND NOBODY CAN TALK TO ME!!... I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO TO ME? THEY PUT HIM ON A WEIRD CHARIOT-LIKE ARRANGEMENT AND HAULED HIM THROUGH WHAT MUST PASS FOR STREETS IN THIS STATE OF STATIC-BUZZING CREATURES! THERE SEEMED TO A CARNIVAL SPIRIT AMONG THE "PEOPLE" AS THEIR PRIZE WAS HAULED TO A GROUP OF ODDLY SHAPED BUILDINGS APE I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! AN' BESIDES, SHE NEEDS OME NEW EES! YE'RE RIGHT, MISTER MURDOCK! I'VE GOT SOME IN THIS BOX! POMONA, TAKE OAKY INTO HIS TENT AN' MAKE HIM REST WHILE WE SHOE HIS MARE! A FEW MINUTES LATER... WELL-IT'S A NEW IDEE, MISTER MURDOCK! AN' IT'S GOTTA WORK, MISTER HAMMERSMITH! AND THAT AIN'T ALL, BROTHER! OUR LI'L GEIGER COUNTER CAN COUNT! LISTEN! KLIK KLIK KLIK AND THAT CLICKING AIN'T CRICKETS! HUH! IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING PROPERLY!... ...SO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING RADIOACTIVE AROUND HERE! !?! IS THAT G-GOOD ?!? AND THAT AIN'T ALL, BROTHER! OUR LI'L GEIGER COUNTER CAN COUNT! LISTEN! KLIK KLIK KLIK AND THAT CLICKING AINT CRICKETS! HUH! IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING PROPERLY!... ...SO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING RADIOACTIVE AROUND HERE! !?! IS THAT G-GOOD ?? SO THAT'S IT! HIS PICTURE! HE STILL DOESN'T SEE ME AS A HUMAN BEING WHO NEEDS HER DADDY'S LOVE BUT WHAT'S MUCH MORE IMPORTANT! I SEE THAT I HAVE THE DEAREST DAUGHTER ON EARTH! OH, DAD NOW LEMME SEE, JIST EXACTLY WHERE DID NAPOLEON PUT THAT RIGHT HAND? PSST! NOT SO LOUD' DON'T TELL ANYBODY BUT IT'S SWATTO TOMKINS! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS' TOMKINS HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO DO SUCH A THING! THERE'S A TELEPHONE CALL FOR YOU, PATSY! I'M CALLING FROM THE BALL PARK KID... AND I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU! ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T THINK I'LL BUY IT. IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE...COMELET'S GO HOME! NOW... BUT OH, MOTHER-- IT IS BEAUTIFUL !!! PLEASE, MOMS-- WHY DON'T YOU BUY IT. I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A NICE, NEW HANDBAG LIKE THAT... ... AND BESIDES, IT'LL GO JUST PERFECT WITH MY NEW COAT...! ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T THINK I'LL BUY IT. IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE...COMELET'S GO HOME NOW... BLIT OH, MOTHER— IT IS BEAUTIFUL PLEASE, MOMS— WHY DON'T YOU BUY IT. I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A NICE, NEW HANDBAG LIKE THAT... ... AND DESIDES, IT'LL GO JUST PERFECT WITH MY NEW COAT..! UNCLE...LOOK AT PLANET DO YOU READ THEIR OBODY CAN TALK THEY'RE GOING I BET ANYTHING THIS IS SORT OF A FAIR OR A CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION OF SOME KIND..... AND I'M GOING TO BE ONE OF THE EXHIBITS!!! CAN YOU BEAT THAT... "THE MAN FROM THE EARTH" //.... WISH I KNEW WHAT THESE LITTLE BUG-LIKE CRITTERS THINK OF ME! FORTUNATELY IT'S ALL SO FASCINATING TO PETERS, HE ISN'T THINKING OF THE EVENTUAL FATE THAT MAY BE IN STORE FOR HIM//... IT IS INDEED AN EXCITING AND RARE EXPERIENCE!