anaheim-gazette 1950-06-23

VERGE FOR MAYOR VOTE VERGE THANKS, ALFRED! WE USE A MAN OF YOUR HUSTLE AROUND HERE! G. VERGE CARL RYMAN I DEMAND YOU APOLOGIZE FOR PUSHEENG ME EENTO THE FOUNTAIN! TRY AND MAKE ME! BAM! BIFF! POMONA! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! DON'T WI I'M GET REA TOU THESE GOLD INGOTS ARE A MERE TOKEN OF THE TREASURES WE MAY FIND HERE! ...AND AS HISTORIC ANTIQUES SUCH FINDS WILL BE PRICELESS! AS YOU WERE SAVING, DOC!! ...LOOK! OOOH! OH! UGH! LOOKS ALMOST AS IF HE DIED ON GUARD! THESE GOLD INGOTS ARE A MERE TOKEN OF THE TREASURES WE MAY FIND HERE! AND AS HISTORIC ANTIQUES SUCH FINDS WILL BE PRICELESS! AS YOU WERE SAYING, DOC!! LOOK! OOH! LOOKS ALMOST AS IF HE DIED ON GUARD! YES, KID-SHE TURNED ME DOWN DAN, THERE'S SOMETHIN' IVE GOT TO TELL YOU THIS CATBOAT--I SOLD IT-HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT I PROMISED WED CLEAR OUT--TONIGHT! OKAY NO, DAN, I DIDN'T SELL THIS DINGY-WE'VE GOT THIS LEFT--WHICH WAY SHALL I HEAD? OH SWATTO! GATE 12 YOU'RE ADDRABLE, SWATTO! SWATTO, DEAR! HMM...IT'S MR.SWATTO, I TAKE IT! WILL YOU HIT YOUR NEXT HOME RUN JUST FOR ME, SWATTO? GIRLS! GIRLS! PLEASE STOP HOUNDING ME! HONEST I'M IN A HURRY! GEE, I -I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, TUBBY—BUT I JUST CAN'T LET YOU ESCORT ME TO THE DANCE TONIGHT—ALTHOUGH I'D LIKE YOU TO... BUT WHY NOT, DIANA? ARE YOU ALREADY DATED? N-NO-BUT I'M GOING TO WEAR MY HIGH-HEEL SHOES... SO WHAT?? GEE, I - I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, TUBBY—BUT I JUST CAN'T LET YOU ESCORT ME TO THE DANCE TONIGHT—ALTHOUGH I'D LIKE YOU TO... BUT WHY NOT, DIANA? ARE YOU ALREADY DATED? N-NO—BUT I'M GOING TO WEAR MY HIGH-HEEL SHOES... SO WHAT?? THEY'RE LOADIN' ME INTO THEIR FLYIN' SALUCER!...HELP!...I'M BEING KIDNAPED! HELP! A CONSTANT BUZZ OF STATIC POURED FROM THE ANTENNA OF THE BOSS SALUCERITE, APPARENTLY BEAMING INSTRUCTIONS AS THEY HOISTED PETERS INSIDE! THEY FOLLOWED HIM IN SNAPPED THE HATCH AND THERE WAS A ROAR AND THEN A SWISH... AND THERE GOES THE GIANT SALUCER CAR DEAR FRIEND PETERS H MOUNTAINS! IT SUDDEN OUT INTO SPACE AT SU WHAT FATE, NO ONE C THANKS, ALFRED! WE CAN USE A MAN OF YOUR HUSTLE AROUND HERE! G. VERGE CARL RYMAN CITY POUNDER ALFRED IT'S THE MAYOR'S OFFICE—THAT POLITICAL APPOINTMENT YOU'VE BEEN HOUNDING THEM FOR HAS COME THROUGH! FORMAL CLOTHES MONA! WHAT'S THE G IDEA?! DON'T WORRY, FATHER! I'M GETTING OAKY READY FOR THE TOURNAMENT! GOOD IDEA! BUT DON'T LET HIM OVERDO AND GET STALE! OAKY DOAKS YER MAJESTY! PRINCESS POMONA HAS GOT A DATE WITH COUNT RAOUL DE RAOUL AN' SIR OAKY AT TH' SAME TIME! SHE HAS? AND TO THINK BEEN HOPING MAKE A DIPLO OF HER! SCORCHY SMITH WE WANT TO MAKE A FIREPLACE OUT OF THESE BRICKS...BUT WE CAN'T BUDGE 'EM! TOO HEAVY, EH MM... SOLID GOLD! LOOKS ALMOST AS IF HE DIED ON GUARD! YEAH!...SAY, DOESN'T IT LOOK AS IF THESE ANCIENT BOYS DESERTED THIS PLACE IN AN AWFUL HURRY...FOR SOME VERY APPALLING REASON?! DAN; I DIDN'T SELL IS DINGY - WE'VE NOT THIS LEFT--WHICH Y SHALL I, HEAD? THE SOUTH POLE! NO-MAKE IT THE NORTH POLE-THAT'S MORE THE WAY I FEEL THERE'S SOME MYSTERY HERE! WHY DID DICKIE SELL THE CATBOAT? WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE SHOWED THOSE MOVIES TO MR. JOYCE? SEE? MY LITTLE CHILD IS WAITING FOR ME TO TAKE HER TO A MOVIE! GIRLS! GIRLS! PLEASE STOP HOUNDING ME! HONEST I'M IN A HURRY! WELL - IT MEANS THAT I SIMPLY MUST GIVE YOU UP FOR A TALLER BOY! SCORCHY SMITH WE WANT TO MAKE A FIREPLACE OUT OF THESE BRICKS...BUT WE CAN'T BUDGE 'EM! TOO HEAVY, EH MM SOLID GOLD! DICKIE DARE QUITE A GIRL, THAT SUSAN JOYCE FOR TH' FIRST TIME I SORTA SEE WHAT THIS FUSSIN' OVER WOMEN IS ABOUT OA SPLA MUST DAN' BAO THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! HIS KID! POOF! A FAMILY MAN! ALMOST FORGOT I PROMISED YOU THAT MOVIE! LET'S HURRY! OH, DIANA! OH, JEEPERS, DAD - I WOULDN'T DREAM OF GOING TO THE DANCE WITH TUBBY! HE'S SUCH A DULL CHARACTER - AND NOT THE LEAST BIT GOOD-LOOKING... WELL – IT MEANS THAT I SIMPLY MUST GIVE YOU UP FOR A TALLER BOY! OH, JEEPERS, DAD – I WOULDN'T DREAM OF GOING TO THE DANCE WITH TUBBY! HE'S SUCH A DULL CHARACTER – AND NOT THE LEAST BIT GOOD-LOOKING... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontain “HOW ON EARTH DID THE BABY MANAGE TO GET OF SISTER’S SWEETHEART’S UKELELE!” AND THERE GOES THE Giant Saucer Carrying Our Bear Friend Peters High Over the Western Mountains! It Suddenly Zoomed Upward and Out into Space at Super Sonic Speed... To What Fate, No One Can Possibly Guess FORMAL CLOTHES FULL DRESS TUXEDOS CITY HALL D.P.W. GARBAGE NO. 6 AND TO THINK I'VE BEEN HOPING TO MAKE A DIPLOMAT OF HER! I HAVE BEEN LOOKEENG EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, SIR HOAKY OATS! TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME! MY NAME IS SIR OAKY DOAKS! WHAT EES THE DIFFERENCE? SIR HOAKY POAKS, SIR DOAKY HOAKS, OR... OAKY SOAK HIM! TOO HEAVY, EH? MM... SOLID GOLD! GOLD ?!? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO FIND IN SOLOMON'S MINES?! COAL?? TOO HEAVY, EH? MM... SOLID GOLD! GOLD? ALL OF 'EM? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO FIND IN SOLOMON'S MINES?! COAL??? FOR TH' FIRST TIME I SORTA SEE WHAT THIS FUSSIN' OVER WOMEN IS ABOUT OARS SPLASHIN'-- MUST BE DAN' COMIN' BACK-- HE RUSHED OFF TO GET BLISSE TO AGREE TO MARRY HIM TOMORROW-- ONE LOOK AT HIS FACE AN' I'LL KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED ES OF PATSY ALMOST FORGOT I PROMISED YOU THAT MOVIE! LET'S HURRY! HOP IN, SWATTO! ARE YOU GOOFY? I'M NOT YOUR CHILD! IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL...SURE! BUT I LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME! DREAM TUBBY! AND NOT I MIGHT GO WITH DENNIS—OR DANNY- OR EVEN SLURP— THAT EVENING... PES-S-BOT—HOW COME YOU'RE GOING TO THE DANCE WITH TUBBY?? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ASKED ME... LKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen IN THE CHIPS! Bill Doser THESE TWO CLEVELAND, OHIO, BOYS, BOTH 17, PICKED UP AN OLD MACHINE AND STARTED MAKING PLAYCHIPS. SOON THEY TOOK IN A COUPLE OF PERT GIRLS AS SALES EXPERTS AND FORMED A FIRM, "THE PLASTEX CO." ORDERS ARE NOW ROLLING IN SO FAST THAT BILL AND JESSIE ARE WORKING OVERTIME! Balanced by The American Newspaper)