anaheim-gazette 1950-06-09

ALFRED Page 6 A-1 DRUG COMPANY "SLIMMO' REDUCING BELT" OAKY DOAKS OAKY IS SOUND ASLEEP! THEN IT'LL BE A LOT EASIER TO GIVE TH' LITTLE CUSS A SHOT OF THIS MAGIC MEDICINE! IT'LL MAKE HIM GROW UP AGIN... OR ELSE! GOOD LUCK, MURDOCK! OW! SCORCHY SMITH OPHIR! KING SOLOMON'S MINES! THE SOURCE OF FABULOUS ANCIENT WEALTH!... LOST FOR AGES AND WE FIND IT! AREN'T YOU THRILLED, SCORCHY? SCORCHY SMITH OPHIR! KING SOLOMON'S MINES! THE SOURCE OF FABULOUS ANCIENT WEALTH! LOST FOR AGES AND WE FIND IT! AREN'T YOU THRILLED, SCORCHY? DICKIE DARE YOU'RE--IN LOVE? WITH A MAN? DICKIE, YOU'RE SO BRILLANT! JEALOUSY DON'T SAY ANYTHING FOR AWHILE SUSAN—'TIL I GET A GRIP ON MYSELF OKAY—I'M JUST ABC READY TO SHOOT THE PICTURES OF YOUR DANCIN' AS TO BEIN' THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME WHEN THE TRAILER WENT OVER THE CLIFF, EH, "STRINGS"? THIS BACK DOOR GOES TO THE MAIN STUDIO...BUT ANYTHING TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THAT OLD GOAT! OH, DIANA! OH, MO-THER, ISN'T THAT GOWN SIMPLY STUNNING!? YES, DIANA-AND SO IS THE PRICE! BUT MOMS-YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BUY IT FOR ME ANYWAY! I DON'T KNOW, HONEY...I CAN HAVE YOUR OLD GOWN REMODELLED FOR $1.98. OH, DIANA! OH, MO-THER. ISN'T THAT GOWN SIMPLY STUNNING!? YES, DIANA- AND SO IS THE PRICE! BUT MOMS—YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO BUY IT FOR ME ANYWAY! I DON'T KNOW, HONEY... I CAN HAVE YOUR OLD GOWN REMODELLED FOR $15.98. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox Keen Tee MANY NATIVES ARE TAKING UP GOLF FOR THE FIRST TIME SEZ RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK ON THIS SHOT, BALL SHOULD BE PLAYED OFF THE LEFT HEEL!!! GOLF 6 9-50 Page 6 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, June 9, 1950 A-1 DRUG COMPANY COPYRIGHT 1930 M.CLUCK NEWSPAPER STUDIO CATAL MY LITTLE BOY'S BEEN IN THERE FOR TWO HOURS! MYSTIC MAZE IN MYSTIC MAZE 10¢ DOGGONE YOU, MISTER MURDOCK! THAT HURT!! BUT IT WORKED, POMONA! I'M SO GLAD OAKY, THAT YOU'RE A BIG BOY AGAIN! GEE! THANKS POMONA! NOW I'LL TELL FATHER AHEAD WITH PLANS TOURNAMENT! I PRO MARRY THE WINNER THAT IS, IF YOU WERE A CONTESTANT! LOST FOR AGES AND WE FIND IT! AREN'T YOU THRILLED, SCORCHY? YEAH! WITH SUCH RICH PICKIN'S, I WONDER WHY OL' SOL LET IT GET LOST ?! THEY'RE PUTTING THE 'COPTER DOWN! LET'S CIRCLE FOR A CLOSE LOOK-SEE! WHAT D'YA MAKE OF THAT AREA, DOC? THAT'S IT! COULD BE OPHIR, ITSELF! SOLOMON'S MINES! CAN YOU LAND BETTER THAN MASSACRED G CAMP AT THE MOUNT? LOST FOR AGES AND WE FIND IT! AREN'T YOU THRILLED, SCORCHY? YEAH! WITH SUCH RICH PICKIN'S, I WONDER WHY OL' SOL LET IT GET LOST ?! THEY'RE PUTTING THE 'COPTER DOWN! LET'S CIRCLE FOR A CLOSE LOOK-SEE. WHAT D'YA MAKE OF THAT AREA, DOC? THAT'S IT! COULD BE OPHR, ITSELF! SOLOMON'S MINES! CAN YOU LAND BETTER THAN MASSACRED GAMP AT THE MOUNT? OKAY—I'M JUST ABOUT READY TO SHOOT THESE PICTURES OF YOUR DANCIN' NOW AS TO YOU'RE BEIN' IN LOVE IM GOIN' TO GET THAT GUY FOR YA! ALL I WANT DO IS HELP YOU BE HAPPY NOW I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO FRESH YOU'RE A GOOD EGG DICKIE, THE MAN I'M IN LOVE WITH IS MY OWN DAD! OH-HO! AN' TROUBLE IS HE DOESN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO YOU RIGHT? CLUB! AWK! GASP! WHAT'S THIS? SOME KIND OF TURNABOUT GAG? KNOW, HONEY... I E YOUR OLD GOWN LED FOR $15.98. JEEPERS, MOMS—WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BUY ME THE NEW ONE AND SAVE $15.98? SNIPPES P'DOIN' SOMETHIN! PIANA PIDN'T LIKE. EMBE—THAT'S DIANA'S BEEN BUYIN' YA CAN AN' ALL THAT. KNOW, HONEY... I KEEPERS, MOMS—WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BUY ME THE NEW ONE AND SAVE $15.00? KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen BORN TO WRITE THIS 17-YEAR-OLD DALLAS, TEXAS,GIRL HAS BEEN WRITING EVER SINCE SHE CAN REMEMBER. NOW IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE ALSO IS A REPORTER FOR A DALLAS NEWSPAPER. CONSTANTLY WRITING, SHE HAS WON MANY ESSAY AWARDS. I'll send my stuff out in big batches! Beverly Brandow BEV HAS ANOTHER SOURCE OF INCOME. SHE MAKES THOSE BRAIN TEASERS YOU SEE IN NATIONAL MAGAZINES. SHE CALLS THESE QUIZES HERMENTAL GYNNASIUM.* BEV HOPES TO WRITE A GREAT NOVEL SOME DAY. 6-9-30 Revised to The American Pressman WHAT'RE YOU STANDIN' IN THE CORNER FOR, SUSIE? SNIPPE F'DOIN! SOMETHIN' DIANA DIDN'T LIKE. EHSE — THAT'S DIANA'S BEEN BUYIN' YA CAN AN' ALL, THAT. MRS. LARSON... MR. PETERS' BED WASN'T SLEPT IN LAST NIGHT... IT'S JUST AS I LEFT IT YESTERDAY!! MY GOODNESS... DIDN'T COME O' TO BREAKFAST MORNING EITHE' THOUGHT HE WAS SLEEPING LATE I HOPE... NOTHING HAPPENED TO me! THE NEWS SPREAD THROU DIVERGE COLONY — -MR. PETERS HAS DISAPPEARED — NOW I'LL TELL FATHER TO GO AHEAD WITH PLANS FOR THE TOURNAMENT! I PROMISED TO MARRY THE WINNER... THAT IS, IF YOU WERE A CONTESTANT! B-BUT--! I--I GUESS I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT! OH, NO, YOU WON'T! OAKY DOAKS, YOU'LL GET IN THERE AND WIN OR I'LL NEVER PROPOSE TO YOU AGAIN! CAN YOU LAND? IT'S BETTER THAN NEAR THE MASSACRED GEologist's CAMP AT THE FOOT OF THE MOUNTAIN...?!? NATCH! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHORT SPACE AND MAYBE TOO MUCH GROUND LITTER! CAN YOU LAND? IT'S BETTER THAN NEAR THE MASSACRED GEOLOGIST'S CAMP AT THE FOOT OF THE MOUNTAIN...?!? NATCH! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHORT SPACE AND MAYBE TOO MUCH GROUND LITTER! THAT'S IT! THE ONLY TIME I EVER SEE HIM IS WHEN HE'S RUSHING OFF SOMEWHERE HE'S SO WONDERFUL! IF HE'D LOOK AT ME JUST ONCE A DAY--- DEUCE TAKE IT! SUSAN'S GOT HERSELF IN SOME SORT OF AN EMOTIONAL TANGLE, AND LIVE A YACHT CLUB COMMITTEE MEETING IN SEVEN MINUTES AWK! GASP! WHAT'S THIS? ...SOME KIND OF TURNABOUT GAG? HEY!!! IT'S NO GAG... CHUCKY LUCK SEEMS TO HAVE A STRANGE HOLD ON HIM! HANG ON TO HIM, CHUCKY! EHEE - THAT'S A SHAME... AN' DIANA'S BEEN SO GOOD T'YOU BUYIN' YA CANDY AN' SODAS AN' ALL THAT. WHY DON'T TCHA LISTEN T'HER WHEN SHE TELLS YA SOMETHIN'? I'M S'PRISED ATCHA... Neighborly Neighbors MY GOODNESS!... HE DIDN'T COME DOWN TO BREAKFAST THIS MORNING EITHER... I THOUGHT HE WAS SLEEPING LATE! I HOPE...NOTHING'S HAPPENED TO ME! GOSH...EIGHT COUPLES RECONCILED JUST BECAUSE A PHONY NOTE I WROTE MADE 16 STUBBORN, LONESOME PEOPLE BREAK DOWN THEIR SILLY PRIDE ENOUGH TO TALK THINGS OVER AND PATCH UP THEIR DIFFERENCES!... I FEEL PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT!... GUESS I OUGHT TO BE GETTIN' BACK HOME TO MYRA BEFORE SHE STARTS DIVORCIN' ME! BUT IT WAS TOO BEAUTIFUL A NIGHT, WITH THE GOLDEN MOON BRENCHING THE ROCKS AND THE HILLS, TO GO BACK AND GO TO BED! IT'S A NIGHT MADE FOR STROLLING... EVEN BY ONES SEVEN.