anaheim-gazette 1950-06-02

ALFRED BUSY-B EMPLOYMENT AGENCY WHOM CAN I THANK FOR HAVING THAT FELLOW WORKING HERE? ME, SIR! I HIRED HIM THIS MORNING! OAKY DOAKS LITTLE BOY! STOP!! BANG! OH, NO YOU DON'T! HE'S A MAGICIAN---A WIZARD--- A---/ ME WANNA SEE MISTER MURDOCK! ME W-WANNA SEE HIM! B-B-BAW!! SCORCHY SMITH BINX'S EXPLODING CIGARS COVERED OUR RETREAT... BUT WE ALSO NEED OUR CANDLESTICK! THE "CANDLESTICK": THE BURNING WICK AND SOFT WAX SINK INTO THE GAS DRUM... EMPTY BUT FOR A RICH Mixture OF AIR AND FUMES! SCORCHY SMITH BINX'S EXPLODING CIGARS COVERED OUR RETREAT... BUT WE ALSO NEED OUR CANDLESTICK! THE "CANDLESTICK": THE BURNING WICK AND SOFT WAX SINK INTO THE GAS DRUM... EMPTY BUT FOR A RICH MIXTURE OF AIR AND FUMES! DICKIE DARE WHEN DO WE SEE THE PICTURES DICKIE? I CAN'T WAIT-- I'VE HAD A COUPLA REELS DEVELOPED, BUT HERE'S A HITCH--- TH'LI'L BOAT I LIVE ON IS TOO SMALL TO SET UP MY PROJECTOR AN' SCREEN- WE'LL GO TO MY HOUSE SWELL! IT'LL CHEER UP YOUR POOR OL' PARENTS TO SEE A REAL MOVIE WE'VE A LITTLE COTTA LOOK THERE IS! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY ALL THAT I REMEMBER IS THAT... I WOKE UP HERE A LITTLE WHILE AGO!... I SEEM TO WANT TO JIGGLE MY ARMS... LIKE THIS... BUT, DO-OH!... THEY HURT TERRIBLY WHEN I DO! WE WON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS RIDDLE UNTIL SOMETHING BRINGS BACK HER MEMORY! MAYBE A FAMILIAR FACE OR VOICE! OH, DIANA! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS ADVICE TO MOTHERS NEVER GIVE A HARD-RIDING COWBOY A LICKING WITHOUT FIRST REMOVING HIS SPURS! 6-2-50 Mary Hardy 18 SHE MADE ARROWS SO THAT FELLOW ARCHERS B PLACE ORDERS AND THE S BECAME A BUSINESS. NO TO 3 SPORTING GOODS S MARY GETS #4 FOR DE LUKE ARROWS. Anaheim Gazette, Friday, June 2, 1950 ME, SIR! I HIRED HIM THIS MORNING! BUSY-B EMPLOYMENT AGEN CARL RYMAN COPYRIGHT, 1950, McClure Newspaper Syndicate 6-2 The MAGIC WEEVERS INVISIBLE MENDING WHILE U WAIT COPYRIGHT, 1950, McClure Newspaper Syndicate 6-3 ME W-WANNA SEE HIM! -B-BAW!!! AW, FER TH' LUVA MIKE! BRING TH' BRAT IN, PRINCESS POMONA! BAW---WAW!! I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS, MURDOCKBUT HE WAS KICKING YOUR DOOR! I AIN'T DEEF! I HEERD HIM! LOOK--- H-H THE MELTING CANDLE END FLICKERS AND FALLS INSIDE THE GASOLINE DRUM... EMPTY, EXCEPT FOR AIR AND BLAM BLAM THE MELTING CANDLE END FLICKERS AND FALLS INSIDE THE GASOLINE DRUM EMPTY, EXCEPT FOR AIR AND FUMES! SWELL! IT'LL HEER UP YOUR POOR OL' PARENTS TO SEE A REAL MOVIE WE'VE GOT A LITTLE COTTAGE, LOOK-- THERE IT IS! COT--? I BEGIN TO GET IT!--THAT'S A COTTAGE BUILT FOR TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS- THAT'S YOUR--COTTAGE! GUG-GOSH, SUSAN-I MEAN, MISS JOYCE, IT WUZ SWELL MEETIN' YOU-- WE WON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS RIDDLE UNTIL SOMETHING BRINGS BACK HER MEMORY; MAYBE A FAMILIAR FACE OR VOICE! WHEE! I FOUND IT!! NOW TO COMPARE SIGNATURES! JUST AS I SUSPECTED...MISS JULIE DIDN'T SIGN THAT PAPER SUSAN! W-WHAT HAPPENED? SHE SAYS IT'S HER COAT!!! ...AND HOW IS SCHOOL COMING ALONG, DIANA? JUST FINE, MR. LIND. THERE'S NOTHING A GOOD EDUCATY YOU'LL NEVER RECITE LATER ON IN LI KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen ARROW MERCHANT MARY HARDY OF SEATTLE IS AN EXPERT ARCHER AND BIG GAME HUNTER. IN '49 MARY DECIDED SHE WAS LOSING TOO MANY ARROWS AND STARTED MAKING HER OWN. Mary Hardy 18 SHE MADE ARROWS SO WELL THAT FELLOW ARCHERS BEGAN TO PLACE ORDERS AND THE SIDELINE BECAME A BUSINESS. NOW SHE SELLS TO 3 SPORTING GOODS STORES! MARY GETS $4 FOR A SET OF DE LUKE ARROWS. I WONDER IF MR. PETERS' REPORT WAS ABOUT ME? MAYBE MY CHARLIE HIRED HIM TO TRAIL ME? DO YOU SUPPOSE HE DID IT BECAUSE HE STILL CARES THAT MUCH FOR ME? I WONDER IF THAT NO WAS TO MY GEORGE I'M SURE IT WAS! I'M SURE HE STILL LOVES ME! THE "DETECTIVES" GLOWING REPORT TO THE UNIDENTIFIED HUSBAND HAS THE GIRLS ALL ATWITTER... EACH, NOW HOW THAT SHE IS THE OBJECT OF THE DETECTIVES PRYING EYES. YOU WON'T PAY FOR THEM UNLESS EVERY STITCH IS INVISIBLE? OKAY, I'LL FIX THAT! LOOK-- H-HELP! SHUCKS, PRINCESS POMONA! IT'S A SYNTHETIC DRAGON I JEST DREAMED UP! WE'RE AIRBORNE!!! RAJAH! BUT WE GOT COMPANY! WE'RE AIRBORNE!!! RAJAH!...BUT WE GOT COMPANY! 'SCUSE ME FOR BUTTIN' IN, MISS JOYCE... THOUGHT YOU NEEDED HELP—WELL-- S'LONG! DICKIE, HELP-- MY FOLKS ARE RICH, BUT--DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T HAVE A HEART? YOU'MEN-YOU'RE SO SIMPLE (SOB) YOU'RE SO D-DUMB! JUST AS I SUSPECTED, "MISS JULIE DIDN'T SIGN THAT PAPER! MEANWHILE... I...SEEM TO HEAR"A VOICE FROM THE HALL OUTSIDE"THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME, YOU LOOP-EARED FLUNKY! I WANT OUT OF THIS OUMP! THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD EDUCATION. YOU'LL NEVER REGRET IT LATER ON IN LIFE. ARE YOU A COLLEGE MAN, MR. LIND? WELL-ERS COUGH E HRMPH! PRACTICALLY, DIANA... I WORKED MY SON'S WAY THROUGH ONE! I WONDER IF THAT NOTE WAS TO MY GEORGE? I'M SURE IT WAS! I'M SURE HE STILL LOVES ME! I WONDER IF THAT REPORT WAS TO TOM? I'M SURE MR. PETERS' REPORT WAS WRITTEN TO MY HUSBAND...AND IN IT HE SAYS THAT SINCE TOM ADMITS HE STILL LOVES ME...AND I KNOW I STILL LOVE TOM ONLY SILLY PRIDE IS KEEPING US APART!!...I GUESS IT'S TRUE!...I'll BURY MY PRIDE AND PHONE HIM LONG DISTANCE! PETERS' PHONY NOTE TO AN UNIDENTIFIED HUSBAND HAS REALLY MADE AN IMPRESSION...THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO HAPPEN IN THE DIVORCE COLONY