anaheim-gazette 1950-05-26

ALFRED CAN YOU ADJUST IT TO SQUIRT IN ANY PARTICULAR DIRECTION? A-1 LAWN SPRINKLERS OAKY DOAKS IF SHE ISN'T THE DUCHESS, YOU MUST BE! STOP! YOU CAN'T ARREST A MOTHER FOR HER DAUGHTER'S CRIME! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! NOW I AM ALL MIXED UP! HERE... DRINK THIS! SCORCHY SMITH THINK THE FUZZIES'LL RUSH US BEFORE WE GET AWAY LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PALAVER! THE GREAT SULTAN, MEHMET ALI, FORBIDS THE ROCK DIGGER'S PEOPLE TO ABANDON CAMP! THE OLD HYPOCRITE! HE WANTS US TO STAY AND GET SPEARED AS SOON AS HIS "MAGIC" LOOKS BETTER THAN OUR GADGETS! SCORCHY SMITH THINK THE FUZZIES'LL RUSH US BEFORE WE GET AWAY! LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PALAVER! THE GREAT SULTAN, MEHMET ALI, FORBIDS THE ROCK DIGGER'S PEOPLE TO ABANDON CAMP! THE OLD HYPOCRITE! HE WANTS US TO STAY AND GET SPEARED AS SOON AS HIS "MAGIC" LOOKS BETTER THAN OUR GADGETS! DICKIE DARE OF ALL TH' UNEXPECTED THINGS- ACTION AT LAST--A LI'L GIRL DANCING HER LEGS OFF SHE DOESN'T SEE ME--I'M GETTIN' IT ON COLOR FILM--GEE, SHE'S GOOD BUT WHY IS SHE DANCIN' IN THIS RUINED HOUSE? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY WOW! A SHINY MANICURE TOP HAT AND TAILS I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU, CHUCKY! HEY, KID! KEEP AWAY FROM THAT PUPPET! HE IS VALUABLE PROPERTY! THAT "MR. ROY" IS A TERRIBLE JERK! I CAN'T BELIEVE JULIE MARCH WOULD DO BUSINESS WITH HIM! OH, DIANA! SAY! WHO THREW ALL THESE VALUABLE THINGS OF MINE OUT HERE IN THE YARD!!? ER-I DID, DAD. MOTHER SAID IT'S ALL JUNK—AND IT'S ONLY CLUTTERING UP THE ATTIC, ANYWAY. JUNK?! JUNK!! YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T REALIZE HOW VALUABLE SOME OF THIS STUFF IS!!! I'M GOING RIGHT IN AND CALL A COUPLE OF ANTIQUE DEALERS AND LET THEM BID ON IT!! SAY! WHO THREW ALL THESE VALUABLE THINGS OF MINE OUT HERE IN THE YARD! ER-I DID, DAD. MOTHER SAID IT'S ALL JUNK—AND IT'S ONLY CLUTTERING UP THE ATTIC, ANYWAY. JUNK?! JUNK!! YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T REALIZE HOW VALUABLE SOME OF THIS STUFF IS!!! I'M GOING RIGHT IN AND CALL A COUPLE OF ANTIQUE DEALERS AND LET THEM BID ON IT!! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEEN AUNT EPPIE HOGG SOON'S I'M OUTA EARSHOT, BE SURE AND TELL THE GENTLEMAN ABOUT THAT TIME I WAS COMING ALONG HERE AND SLIPPED AND FELL AGAINST YOUR BARN. VERNA St. Louis THANK GOD YOUR SAID A MECHANIST THE GIRL, VERNA BLANC AN AMATEUR RADIO TAPPED THE KEY AND TENED TO THE CLICK A 90-FOOT TIADA IN 3 HOURS, SHE EVERYBODY OUT. WAVE ARRIVED EVEN SAFE, THANKS TO Page 6 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, May 26, 1950 FINE! I'LL TAKE IT! UNCLE ALFRED GOT A JOB WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A WATCH FOR HAVING A GOOD RECORD! HA! HA! HERE... DRINK THIS! G-GEE... THANKS! GLUG-GLUG... THE OLD HYPOCRITE! HE WANTS US TO STAY AND GET SPEARED AS SOON AS HIS "MAGIC" LOOKS BETTER THAN OUR GADGETS! "MAGIC!"? THAT REMINDS ME ONLY I WANTED TO TRY THOSE OUT ON DOC ELLIS! WAIT! HE DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE! THE GREAT SULTAN FORBADE YOU TO LEAVE THE WALLS OF HIS GLORIOUS CITY! WE MERELY T BIRD MACHINES HERE'S SOME OUR ESTEEM THE OLD HYPOCRITE! HE WANTS US TO STAY AND GET SPEARED AS SOON AS HIS "MAGIC" LOOKS BETTER THAN OUR GADGETS! "MAGIC"? THAT REMINDS ME ONLY I WANTED TO TRY THOSE OUT ON DOC ELLIS! BUT WHY IS SHE DANCING IN THIS RUINED HOUSE? GOLLY, I GET IT--I SEE IT--WHAT I'M TAKING ISN'T A SHOT---IT'S A BIG HUMAN STORY- THAT "MR. ROY" IS A TERRIBLE JERK! I CAN'T BELIEVE JULIE MARCH WOULD DO BUSINESS WITH him! Patsy HE CLAIMS SHE SIGNED A PAPER GIVING HIM OWNERSHIP OF CHUCKY! IT STILL SOUNDS PHONEY TO ME! I'M GOING RIGHT IN AND CALL A COUPLE OF ANTIQUE DEALERS AND LET THEM BID ON IT!! I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU, DAD... BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY CALLED A JUNK MAN. THE GREAT SULTAN FORBADE YOU TO LEAVE THE WALLS OF HIS GLORIOUS CITY! WE MERELY TRIED BIRD MACHINES HERE'S SOME OUR ESTEEM PSST, WAGS, GOT TO PUT IN MORE FILM WE'LL MOVE OVER SO'S SHE WON'T SEE US--- CHUCKY LUCK ENTERPRISES IF ONLY SOMEWAY I COULD SEE THAT PAPER MISS JULIE SIGNED! CHECKS! ROYALTY CHANGE TO WHAT'S MY MOUNT? TO DIVY THE TAKE WITH AUNTIE! THE NERVE OF THAT JUNK MAN YESTERDAY!...REFUSING TO BUY SOME OF THOSE VALUABLE THINGS FROM THE ATTIC—AND ASKING TEN DOLLARS TO HAUL THEM AWAY!! WELL—I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO CALL UP ANOTHER JUNK MAN. I'M GOING RIGHT IN AND CALL A COUPLE OF ANTIQUE DEALERS AND LET THEM BID ON IT!! I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU, DAD... BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY CALLED A JUNK MAN. KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen TIDAL WAVE! A MAN RAN UP A SNOW CLAD HILL TO A CABIN IN NAKNEH, ALASKA, AND POUNDED ON THE DOOR. "GOME QUICK, THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE RADIO AT THE AIRPORT," HE SHOUTED TO THE GIRL INSIDE. "THANK GOD YOURE HERE, SAID A MECHANIC. THE GIRL, VERNA ST. LOUIS AN AMATEUR RADIO BUG, TAPPED THE KEY AND LISTENED TO THE CLICKING. "A 90-FOOT TIDAL WAVE, DUE IN 3 HOURS," SHE SAID. "GET EVERYBODY OUT." WHEN THE WAVE ARRIVED EVERYONE WAS SAFE, THANKS TO VERNA! OH, MR. PETERS FORGOT...YOU'VE BEEN SUCH TO US...WE GIRLS WERE SOME...SO ALL TILL YOU CAME HERE MUST HAVE SENT US!!...IT WAS FATWASN'T IT? PETERS SHIED AWAY LIKE A LEAPING GAZELLE! HE'S GOT A SNEAKING FEELING THIS GAL IS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING ABOUT HIM AND HE'S SURE IT'S ALL HOW SOME WAY WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT HE'S BEEN FROM THE OTHER GALS OF THE DIVORCE COLONY!!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND, HIRING THAT GUY? PAY HIM OFF AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE! WAIT! HE DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE! I'LL SAY HE DOESN'T! MOTHER! YOUR FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH REALLY DOES A JOB! AND, ANNABELLE, I DON'T THINK SIR OAKY WILL BOTHER YOU FOR A WHILE! BAW WAW! ME GONNA T-TELL TIN TORNY ON 'OO! B-BAW!! WE MERELY TEST THE BIRD MACHINES, PAL! AND HERE'S SOME TOKENS OF OUR ESTEEM - CATCH! ...AND WHAT ARE YOU UP TO WITH THAT EMPTY GAS DRUM AND THE OLD CANDLE? THIS'LL BE STRONGER THAN THOSE CIGARS, BINX! WE MERELY TEST THE BIRD MACHINES, PAL! AND HERE'S SOME TOKENS OF OUR ESTEEM - CATCH! AND WHAT ARE YOU UP TO WITH THAT EMPTY GAS DRUM AND THE OLD CANDLE? THIS'LL BE STRONGER THAN THOSE CIGARS, BINX! HERE'S THIS STORY: THAT POOR LIL GIRL HAS A BUSTED HEART, LIKE ME — WHY? CAUSE THIS WAS HER HOUSE—IT BURNED DOWN, SEE? HER FOLKS ARE AWFUL POOR—SO SHE COMES HERE AN' DANCES AWAY HER TROUBLES-KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SHE DOESN'T KNOW THERE'S A GUY WITH A CAMERA WHO'S GONNA MAKE HER RICH AN' FAMOUS! CHECKS!...BIG FAT ROYALTY CHECKS!! AND MORE TO COME,TOO! WHAT'S MORE I DON'T HAVE TO DIVVY THE TAKE WITH AUNTIE! IN AN EMERGENCY WARD OF THE BIG CITY HOSPITAL!!! IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY,DOC! A SMALL TOWN GAL WITH BROKEN DREAMS TRIES TO END IT ALL BY JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE! YES,CAPTAIN!!! EXCEPT THE BRUISES ON HER ARMS COULD MEAN FOUL PLAY! WELL — I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CALL UP ANOTHER JUNK MAN. IT'S TOO LATE NOW, DIANA. SOME-BODY SEEMS TO HAVE STOLEN THE WHOLE FILE OUT OF THE YARD LAST NIGHT! SHALL I CALL THE POLICE? JEEPERS, NO,MOTHER! DON'T YOU SEE? WE'RE JUST TEN DOLLARS TO THE GOOD!!! WELL — I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CALL UP ANOTHER JUNK MAN. IT'S TOO LATE NOW, DIANA... SOME-BODY SEEMS TO HAVE STOLEN THE WHOLE PILE OUT OF THE YARD LAST NIGHT! SHALL I CALL THE POLICE? JEEPERS, NO, MOTHER! DON'T YOU SEE? WE'RE JUST TEN DOLLARS TO THE GOOD!!! OH, MR. PETERS FORGIVE ME!! ...YOU've BEEN SUCH A HELP TO US... WE GIRLS WERE SO LONESOME... SO ALL ALONE TILL YOU CAME HERE!... FATE MUST HAVE SENT YOU TO US!!... IT WAS FATE, WASN'T IT? IT DIDN'T WORK, GIRLS... THAT MR. PETERS IS A CAGEY ONE! ...I COULDN'T GET A THING OUT OF HIM... HE'S TOO SMART A DETECTIVE TO BE TRAPPED INTO REVEALING WHICH ONE OF US HE'S SHADOWING!... WE'VE GOT TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE! SO THAT'S IT?...I'm A DETECTIVE!! THEY PROBILY THINK I'M HERE TO GUM UP SOMEBODY'S DINORCE PLANS!! WELL!! THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN GETTING SUCH ODD TREATMENT AT THE HANDS OF THESE POTENTIAL DIVORCEES!!! BY GOLLY, IF THEY WANT TO PLAY THAT KIND OF A GAME... WELL... ALL RIGHT... LET'S PLAY IT, SAYS PETERS!