anaheim-gazette 1950-05-19

ALFRED BUT I WANT THE STATUE HERE, ALFRED! IT'S SILLY NOT TO CUT THIS DOWN JUST BECAUSE OF THAT OLD BIRDS' NEST IN IT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRDS WILL EVER COME BACK? OAKY DOAKS GOSH, NELLIE, I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAFTA GIVE UP OUR SEARCH FOR THE DUCHESS OF DORKING! WE HAVEN'T SEEN A SOUL FOR HOURS! HEY... WHOA! BEAUTICIAN SCORCHY SMITH WHAT A PLACE! WHAT A PEOPLE! WHAT A MESS! THE ONE REASON WE'RE STAYING IS TO FIND SOLOMON'S MINES! AND THE OTHER REASON FOR STAYING IS THAT WEVE GOT NO WAY OF LEAVING! AND NO WAY OF VELLING HELP! THOSE FUZZIES REALLY COOKED THE RADIO! BUT A BU ON SPEA SCORCHY SMITH WHAT A PLACE! WHAT A PEOPLE! WHAT A MESS! THE ONE REASON WE'RE STAYING IS TO FIND SOLOMON'S MINES! AND THE OTHER REASON FOR STAYING IS THAT WE'VE GOT NO WAY OF LEAVING! AND NO WAY OF VELLING HELP! THOSE FUZZIES REALLY COOKED THE RADIO! DICKIE DARE I'M GOIN' TO BE HONEST, WAGS' MY LIFE'S OVER. I FIXED IT SO'S DAN FELL IN LOVE AN'NOW- I SHOULDN'T BE SAYIN' THIS - BUT MY ONE HOPE IS SHE TURNS HIM DOWN HEY, I HEARD DAN CALL-GOT A HUNCH HE'LL HAVE NEWS DICKIE-JUST HATE TO SAY THIS-THAT WONDERFUL CAR YOU GAVE ME - I--I WRECKED IT-- THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY WHAT DO YOU MEAN,"NEW ARRANGEMENTS"? WHERE IS JULIE MARCH? NOW JUST TAKE IT EASY!!COME ON OVER TO THE PUPPET STAGE WITH ME! OH, DIANA! THIS DOES IT, DAD! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUILD A DEN IN THAT ATTIC! AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, I HID EVERY ONE OF YOUR TOOLS!! YOU WHAT?? NOW JUST HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BUILD A DEN WITHOUT TOOLS?! THAT'S JUST THE POINT-YOU CAN'T! BUT DON'T WORRY-YOU'LL GET YOUR DEN ALL RIGHT... OH, DIANA! THIS DOES IT, DAD! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUILD A DEN IN THAT ATTIC! AND JUST TO MAKE SURE, I HID EVERY ONE OF YOUR TOOLS!! YOU WHAT? PAP NOW JUST HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BUILD A DEN WITHOUT TOOLS? THAT'S JUST THE POINT—YOU CAN'T! BUT DON'T WORRY—YOU'LL GET YOUR DEN ALL RIGHT... YEAH? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEEN THE TERRIBLE TEMPERED MR. BANG "DID YOU EVER TRY SMOOTHING OUT YOUR FOOT PRINTS!" 5-19-50 SHEILA ZAICZYK, GUY CIANNAVIE AND JOHN O'DONNELL. SOLD SHARES TO GE AND THEY ROTATE THE JOBS SO THEY CAN ANGLES OF BUSINESS FINE CITIZENS! COPYRIGHT, 1950, McClure Newspaper Syndicate 5-19 RUSH THESE DOWN TO THE PET DEPARTMENT, ALFRED! ESCALATORS DOWN BEAUTICIAN GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! THE DUCHESS OF DORKING! I'M NOT THE DUCHESS, YOUNG MAN! I'M HER MOTHER, MADAME LA BELLE! YOU--YOU MEAN YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF THE DUCHESS OF DORKING? OF COURSE, YOUNG MAN... WON'T YOU COME IN? 5-20 AND NO WAY OF VELLING HELP! THOSE FUZZIES REALLY COOKED THE RADIO! BUT I HEAR A BUZZING ON THE SPEAKER! THAT'S NOT THE SPEAKER! LOOK! SUDAIR, I COULD KISS YOU! SUDAIR ACCEPTS THAT THOUGHT I'D HOP OVER HOW THE ELLIS EXPEDITING AND NO WAY OF YELLING HELP! THOSE FUZZIES REALLY COOKED THE RADIO! BUT I HEAR A BUZZING ON THE SPEAKER! THAT'S NOT THE SPEAKER! LOOK! DICKIE-JUST HATE TO SAY THIS-THAT WONDERFUL CAR YOU GAVE ME-I--I WRECKED IT--- BUT, THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE! BLISSE ACCEPTED ME! I WAS NEVER SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE GOOD NIGHT! THAT TRAGIC LOOK WONT DO! HAVE TO PUT ON A BIG ACT FOR DAN'S BENEFIT I HEAR A CALL FROM ACROSS THE SET! GET ACQUAINTED WITH MR. ROY, PATSY! NOW, LOOK, DIANA. ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE LITTLE DEN IN THE ATTIC—AND I DON'T NEED AN ARCHITECT AND CARPENTERS FOR A SMALL JOB LIKE THAT! HAVE YOU FIGURED OTHE DART BOARD AN PONG TABLE WILL GO JUST THE POINT—YOU BUT DON'T WORRY—GET YOUR DEN HT... YEAH... THE ARCHITECT AND CARPENTERS I'M HIRING WILL SEE TO THAT!!! FLOPPO! NOW, LOOK, DIANA. ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE LITTLE DEN IN THE ATTIC—and I DON'T NEED AN ARCHITECT AND CARPENTERS FOR A SMALL JOB LIKE THAT! OH, NO? HAVE YOU FIGURED ON THE DART BOARD AND PONG TABLE WILL GO KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen BIG BUSINESS IN BOSTON! THESE TEENS ORGANIZED A COMPANY, THE KIDDIE KORNER. CORPORATION, TO MAKE AND SELL NAME PLATES. THEY'RE MAKING PLENTY OF PROFIT! WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO INVEST IN SOME INTELLIGENT, FINE, HONEST TEENS, MEANING US? SHEILA ZAICZYK, GUY QIANNAVIE AND JOHN O'DONNELL. THEY SOLD SHARES TO GET STARTED AND THEY ROTATE THE DIFFERENT JOBS SO THEY CAN LEARN ALL ANGLES OF BUSINESS. THEY'RE FINE CITIZENS! 5-19-50 AH – GOOD EVENING, MY LOVELY LADIES —SORRY I'M LATE GETTING TO THE DINNER TABLE, BUT I WAS OUT PLAYING WITH THE PRAIRIE DOGS AND LITTLE DOGIES… HA HA…. MY GOODNESS, EVERYONE'S QUIET THIS EVENING… ANYTHING WRONG? PETERS, RECIPIENT OF A COLD, STONY SILENCE,SAT STARING, BEWILDERED ALL THROUGH THE WORDLESS EACH GIRL, WONDERING IF SHE WAS THE ONE HE HAD BEEN TO SPY ON, PLOTTED HER OWN FORM OF REVENGE ON THE UNRU DOWN CARL RYMAN COPYRIGHT, 1950, McCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE YES, IT IS AMAZING THAT YOU DIDN'T BREAK IT—BUT WHERE ARE THE FISH? BUT YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE DUCHESS... AND NO OLDER THAN SHE IS! THANK YOU! MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS OF TEN LOOK ALIKE--- AND AS FOR MY AGE, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF MADAM LA BELLE'S FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH? ER, NO! THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT IT, YOUNG MAN! IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK! SUDAIR ACCEPTS THAT OFFER! THOUGHT I'D HOP OVER AND SEE HOW THE ELLIS EXPEDITION IS EXPEDITING. WE'RE BURNED UP 'CAUSE THE FUZZIES NEARLY BURNED US OUT! "FORMER GEOLOGIST'S CAMP?" VE-EAH! THEY DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE! BUT I GOT SOME SOUVENIRS! SUDAIR ACCEPTS THAT OFFER! THOUGHT I'D HOP OVER AND SEE HOW THE ELLIS EXPEDITION IS EXPEDITING! WE'RE BURNED UP 'CAUSE THE FUZZIES NEARLY BURNED US OUT! "FORMER GEOLOGIST'S CAMP?" YE-EAH! THEY DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE! BUT I GOT SOME SOUVENIRS! UH-HUH! I'M RETURNING FROM THAT FORMER GEOLOGIST'S CAMP OVER THE RIDGE! MORNING KID, WHAT'S NEW? HIYA, IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVEBIRDS SINGIN' KETTLES BOILIN' OVER...I FEEL SO GOOD -I WANNA JUMP-OUCH! HE NEVER NOTICED A THING! NOW I KNOW HOW BAD ACTORS GO BROKE ALL THE SET! NTED BUT... YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ME....GULP....YOU'RE "STRINGS" ROYAL... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JULIE MARCH? YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID! THE NAME IS ROY! HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHERE THE DART BOARD AND PING PONG TABLE WILL GO??? AND DOES YOUR PLAN ALLOW FOR A SNACK BAR, TELEVISION, HOME MOVIES, ETC-ETC-ETC-- OH, MO-THER! HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHERE THE DART BOARD AND PING PONG TABLE WILL GO??? AND DOES YOUR PLAN ALLOW FOR A SNACK BAR, TELEVISION, HOME MOVIES, ETC-ETC-ETC- HEH, HEH! SNACK BAR HOME MOVIES TELEVISION DING PONG DART BOARD SWISH! LOVELY LADIES— NG TO THE G OUT PLAYING ND LITTLE GOODNESS, EVENING... WRONG? WHAT HAPPENED?...ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GALS ALL STARTED TREATIN' ME LIKE I WAS CARRYIN' AN H-BOMD IN MY POCKET!. WONDER WHAT I DID--OR SAID?...I CAIN'T EVEN FIND OUT...NONE OF 'EM WILL EVEN TALK TO ME!! #MORRIS! 15-20 AP Newspapers IT'S A LONELY AND DEJECTED MR. PETERS WHO WANDERS ABOUT THE ONCE GAY DIVORCE COLONY, CONSCIOUS OF THE SUSPICIOUS SIDE GLANCES CAST HIS WAY WHEN HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT!...IF ONLY WE COULD TELL HIM THE LOW-GRADE RUMOR THAT'S BEEN CIRCULATED ABOUT HIM-