anaheim-gazette 1950-05-08

ALFRED I'LL HANG THE FIRST GUY WHO COMES ALONG AND STEPS INTO THIS! GEE—HERE COMES UNCLE ALFRED! OAKY DOAKS THE AMBITIOUS DUKE OF DORKING IS SETTING OUT TO STORM KING CORNY'S CASTLE AND MAKE HIMSELF KING... WHY DIDN'T TH' DUKE PICK A BETTER NIGHT? CAUSE HIS WIFE PICKED THIS ONE! SILENCE IN TH RANKS! SCORCHY SMITH A BRIGHT RAY OF HOPE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE DARK "CHUNNEY OF DEATH". SCORCHY THINKS HE CAN LICK THE TERRIFIED VOLCANIC FURNACE IN THAT SALAMANDER TUNNEL, PIXY? I'M STILL DEHYDRATED! WHEN I DIE THE BIG WHEEL FLOWS COVERING SALA TU SCORCHY SMITH A bright ray of hope in the depths of the dark "chinney of death". SCORCHY thinks he can lick the terrific downdraft that pulled their copter into the extinct volcano. DICKIE DARE An evening party in Havana—a lovely figure parachutes down—strikes the swimming pool! Dan dives, tux and all— SHE MAY BE SNARLED! I'LL SWIM UNDER THE CHUTE DON'T SEE HER-WHERE AH--H, SO THE SHARKS DIDN'T GET YOU! LOOK BEFK KNO GO IT THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY DUPING PATSY INTO DIRECTING HIM BEHIND THE PUPPET STAGE "STRINGS" ROYAL AGAIN MEETS UP WITH HIS FORMER PUPIL, JULIE MARCH "I STRINGS" ROYAL! H-HOW DID YOU GET BACKSTAGE? I KNOW MY WAY AROUND! PLEASE GO!! WE'RE DOING A TELEVISION SHOW!! IT IS MOST DISTURBING TO HAVE KIBITZERS! OH, DIANA! OH, I DON'T KNOW... HE ISN'T A BAD-LOOKING BOY, KITTY... BUT HE JUST ISN'T MY TYPE. ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETH AND HE'S BEEN TRYING TO PATE ME NOW FOR THE LONGEST TIME. BUT I ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC-ECTE-TOC 30 MINUTES LATER... OH, JEEPER KITTY, LET' CHANGE THE SUBJECT. OH, DIANA! ...OH, I DON'T KNOW... HE ISN'T A BAD-LOOKING BOY, KITTY... BUT HE JUST ASN'T MY TYPE. ETC-ETC-ETC-ETC- AND HE'S BEEN TRYING TO DATE ME NOW FOR THE LONGEST TIME. BUT I ETC-ETC-ETC- 30 MINUTES LATER... OH, JEEPER KITTY, LET' CHANGE THE SUBJECT. TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEK ELEVATED WATER BUTT (ELEVATED WHILE MOTHER WAS AWAY) THIS WAY I GET GRAVITY FEED TO MY GARDEN! 5-8-50 THEY HURRIED TO THE CAVE AND DROPPED SNOW DOWN THE CHIMNEY TO SMOKE HIM OUT — THE FOR THE COPS! THE PAPER GAVE BOYS A TRIP TO WAIT TON WHERE THEY GO ON THE BACK FROM G HOOVER! NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBORS SO YOUR HUSBAND TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP, BUT IT WASN'T BUSNESS! I GUESS NOBODY CAN BLAME YOU FOR WANTING A DIVORCE... HE DOESN'T DESERVE A LOVELY WIFE LIKE YOU IF HE'S GOING TO SNEEK OFF THAT WAY FOR RENDEZVOUS WITH OTHER WOMEN! WHAT?... WHAT CAN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE MY HARRY...H EVEN LOOKED ANOTHER WOOH--YOU-- NOW'S THE TIME, BOYS! UP WITH THE DRAWBRIDGE! PETERS HAD TAKEN THE LOGICAL DEED FROM WHAT THE LADY HAD SAID, BUT HE HAD DRAWN THE WRONG CONCLUSION HE'S GONE AND STUCK HIS FOOT. I'M STILL DEHYDRATED! WHEN I ROLLED THE BIG STONE WHEEL FROM THE SCORPION IT COVERED THE SALAMANDER TUNNEL! HIT N' RUN I'M STILL DEHYDRATED! WHEN I ROLLED THE BIG STONE WHEEL FROM THE SCORPION IT COVERED THE SALAMANDER TUNNEL! THE VOLCANIC FIRE DREW THE DOWNDRAFT! IT WORKS LIKE CLOSING THE DAMPER IN A COAL SHOE... NO DRAFT.' LET'S GO! AH...H, SO THE SHARKS DIDN'T GET YOU! LOOSENED MY HARNESS JUST BEFORE I HIT! IF I HAD KNOWN WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO LOOK LIKE, I'D HAVE STAYED UNDER, OF COURSE PLEASE GO!!! WE'RE DOING A TELEVISION SHOW!! IT IS MOST DISTURBING TO HAVE KIBIZERS! CHUCKY IS ACTING MIGHTY STRANGE! WONDER WHAT'S WRONG? MINUTES LATER... OH, JEEPERS, KITTY, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT... WHO ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT?? HIT N' RUN "HIS APPENDIX IS LOCATED IN THE ST" TRUE ENOUGH ABOUT THE HIPPOPOTAMUS SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT BEING CALLED A BIG PIG!! THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS THE LARGEST AND UGLIEST MEMBER OF THE PIG FAMILY... ACCIDENTS CLAIM LOS ANGELES, Four persons were killed in California traf over the week-end, victim was mysteri away from the inters she was run lown. G. V. Learned, 65, of Hermosa Beach, THE HIPPO HAS 4 TEETH+ EACH MINUTES LATER... OH, JEEPERS, KITTY. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT... WHO ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT...? KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen Jimmy Lewis IN A ST. PAUL NEWSPAPER THESE TWO LADS SAW A FAMILIAR FACE, THE PHOTO OF BILL NESBIT, MURDERER AND ESCAPED CONVICT. IT LOOKED LIKE A MAN LIVING IN A CAVE NEARBY. THEY HURRIED TO THE CAVE AND DROPPED SHOW DOWN THE CHIMNEY TO SMOKE HIM OUT — THEN FOR THE COPS! THE PAPER GAVE THE BOYS A TRIP TO WASHINGTON WHERE THEY GOT A PAT ON THE BACK FROM G-MAN HOOVER! THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS THE LARGEST AND UGLIEST MEMBER OF THE PIG FAMILY... THE HIPPO HAS 4 TEETH—EACH WEIGHING 7 POUNDS... LET'S HAVE SOME TICKLES ON TOAST! IT HAS A 10-FOOT STOMACH WHICH IT STUFFS WITH 5 OR 6 BUSHELS OF VEGETATION EVERY NIGHT. THEY'RE MINING IT NEW YORK, May 8 CP—Thar's gold in them-thar quiz shows—according to a band of young prospectors from Columbia University. They've already mined a little, and they're out for more. Last Wednesday, Senior Harold E. Emerson took NBC's "Break The Bank" for $2,155. He turned it over to the college drive for $250,000 in scholarships and new athletic facilities. Now the student fund-raisers plan to enter all the available quiz shows in New York City. "We've got the brain power," declared a Phi Beta Kappa Senior, Alfred Arees. "All we need are tickets and a lot of luck. It shows the value of a college education." NEIGHBORS WHAT?... WHY HOW CAN YOU SAY DREAFFUL THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY HARRY...HE NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT ANOTHER WOMAN... OH...you...you... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 5-8 JAY ALAN I REALLY DIDN'T MIND WAITING---- IT'S SUCH AER-NICE DAY// Jeannette, 66, were killed near Malibu in a headon crash with a car which sheriff's deputies said they were chasing at 70 miles an hour. Deputies D. E. Smith and E. C. Ecker identified the driver of the latter as Leonard V. Graves, 30, who was critically injured. A cab driver, William Gillespie, identity of the men in the car is not known. Claude E. Anderson, 63, Downey, was found dead on a boulevard in the El Monte district. He apparently had been hit by a speeding automobile. George F. Cash, 36, was fatally injured when his motorcycle and Jeannette, 66, were killed near Malibu in a headon crash with a car which sheriff's deputies said they were chasing at 70 miles an hour. Deputies D. E. Smith and E. C. Ecker identified the driver of the latter as Leonard V. Graves, 30, who was critically injured. A cab driver, William Gillespie, told police he saw two men in a car strike a woman pedestrian yesterday. The men lifted the woman in the car and sped away. She was either unconscious or dead, he said. No trace of the woman has been found in hospitals or morgues. The identity of the men in the car is not known. Claude E. Anderson, 63, Downey, was found dead on a boulevard in the El Monte district. He apparently had been hit by a speeding automobile. George F. Cash, 36, was fatally injured when his motorcycle and an automobile collided near Newhall. Actress Ann Harding suffered bruises on the face and knees when the car she was driving collided with a parked car yesterday. 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