anaheim-gazette 1946-03-21

TAKE IT EASY, SAILOR.... I KNEW IF YOU HEARD ADMIRAL WARBURTON WAS NEXT DOOR YOU'D MELT THE MERCURY IN THE THERMOMETER! YOU MEAN YOU DISLOYAL BUZZARDS KNEW IT WAS THE ADMIRAL ALL THE TIME? YES MASTER! ME, TOO WATCH YOUR TEMPERATURE OR YOU'LL BLOW YOUR TOP! DON, ILL NEVER FORGET THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN ADMIRAL WARBURTON STOOD IN THE DOORWAY! WHAT'S HE UP TO? I DON'T GET IT! WATCH YOUR TEMPERATURE OR YOU'LL BLOW YOUR TOP! DON, I'LL NEVER FORGET THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN ADMIRAL WARBURTON STOOD IN THE DOORWAY! WHAT'S HE UP TO? I DON'T GET IT! WONDER IF DOC MACK KNOWS HIM? I'LL LET YOU GUESS, BUT THE OLD MAN ALWAYS CARRIED PLENTY ACES UP HIS SLEEVE! OUR SCENE SHIFTS TO A LUXURIOUS APARTMENT IN CHINATOWN. REMEMBER, I'M TO BE KNOWN ONLY AS THE JADE TIGRESS! Y-YES, I YOU MAD TASMIA THERE YOU GO AGAIN! P-PLEASE, DON'T! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU SAY THAT NAME AGAIN! I'LL ASK DO TO LET THE VISIT US BE HE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL US! DO AGAIN. DON'T! YOU SAY THAT NAME AGAIN! 3-24-16 VISIT US BEFORE HE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL US! MEAN YOU DISLOYAL ZARDS KNEW IT WAS ADMIRAL ALL THE ME? YES MASTER! ME, TOO! WHY YOU RED HEADED BABOON AND YOU ---- Cairo Jones By Bob Oksner and Jerry Albert WHAT'S HE UP TO? I DON'T GET IT! HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL US SOMETHING WHEN DOCTOR MACK ORDERED HIM TO BED! LUISA'S KIND CAUSED PLENTY OF HORRIBLE DEATHS--ALL OVER THE WORLD! I CAN'T FEEL PITY FOR HER, CAIRO! WHAT'S HE UP TO? I DON'T GET IT! HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL US SOMETHING WHEN DOCTOR MACK ORDERED HIM TO BED! Y-YES, I'LL NEVER CALL YOU MADEMOISELLE TASMIA ANY MORE! I'LL ASK DOC MACK TO LET THE ADMIRAL VISIT US BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL US! LUISA'S KIND CAUSED PLENTY OF HORRIBLE DEATHS--ALL OVER THE WORLD! I CAN'T FEEL PITY FOR HER, CAIRO! SOME OF OUR "BEST CITIZENS" SPOUT THEIR LIES ABOUT PEOPLE OF OTHER COUNTRIES BEING INFERior! YET EVER SCIENTIFIC FACT HAS PROVED THIS PHONY! YES -- I GUESS WE'RE SAFE ENOUGH NOW! ... YOU GO IN, BARNEY! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE! I WONDER WHAT S DOING! HE WAS S WHEN I LEFT HIM STATES! HE MUS TERRIBLY! TO LET THE ADMINAL VISIT US BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL US! YES -- I GUESS WE'RE SAFE ENOUGH NOW! ... YOU GO IN, BARNEY! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE! I WONDER WHAT SHOULD HE WAS DOING! HE WAS SOMEWHEN I LEFT HIM STATES! HE MUST TERRIBLY! BARNEY! SHE FELL! By Bob Oksner anderry Albert SHE TRIED TO ESCAPE BY JUMPING FROM HERE TO THE ADJOINING ROOFTOP -- BUT SHE MISSED! OH, BARNEY -- WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE! SOME OF THEM SEEM LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS -- BUT THEY DELIBERATELY MURDERED AND TORTURED THEIR WAY TO THE FASCISTS LOST THE WAR -- BUT THEY SUCCEEDED IN SPREADING SOME OF THEIR POISON EVEN INTO OUR OWN COUNTRY! SOME OF THEM SEEM LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS--BUT THEY DELIBERATELY MURDERED AND TORTURED THEIR WAY TO CONQUEST! THE FASCISTS LOST THE WAR--BUT THEY SUCCEEDED IN SPREADING SOME OF THEIR POISON EVEN INTO OUR OWN COUNTRY! THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO CONQUER BY STIRRING UP TROUBLE. SAME OLD PLOT--THEY NEVER GIVE UP! TOO BAD VILLANI'S STILL LOOSE! BUT THAT BUZZARD WON'T BOTHER US AFTER I TURN IN THIS DEADLY CONDENSER GAS FORMULA! THAT'S ALL HE'S AFTER! I WONDER WHAT STEVE RACY'S DOING! HE WAS SO MISERABLE WHEN I LEFT HIM BACK IN THE STATES! HE MUST MISS ME TERRIBLY! At that moment, in Steve's apartment, Where he is missing Cairo terribly... I WONDER WHAT STEVE RACY'S DOING! HE WAS SO MISERABLE WHEN I LEFT HIM BACK IN THE STATES! HE MUST MISS ME TERRIBLY! At that moment, in Steve's apartment, Where he is missing Cairo terribly...