anaheim-gazette 1946-03-07

I TOLD YUH MISTER WINSLOW SHOULDN'T BE SCARED! AW, NUTS! GET IN THERE... YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH! WHERE'S RED? OH, THIS IS AWFUL ILL CALL THE INSPIRE DON WAS ASLEEP...I WANTED TO FRESHEN THE ROOM SO I WENT TO OPEN THE WINDOW...AND SAW. THE FACE OF AN OLD MAN! COULD IT BE THAT THE WABBIT, WHO SAID WINSLOW SHOULDN'T BE SCARED, KNEW SOMETHING? DON WAS ASLEEP...I WANTED TO FRESHEN THE ROOM SO I WENT TO OPEN THE WINDOW...AND SAW, THE FACE OF AN OLD MAN! COULD IT BE THAT THE WABBIT, WHO SAID WINSLOW SHOULDN'T BE SCARED, KNEW SOMETHING? WHAT'S UP MERCEDES? SHE SAID AN OLD MAN WAS LOOKING IN DON'S WINDOW! IN THE BACK ROOM OF THE SHADY CAFE PHEASANT—HOW CAN I SEE WINSLOW WITHOUT ATTRACTING SUSPICION! HONEST, INSPECTOR, DER WAS ONLY T'REE O'US...I DON'T KNOW NO OLD MAN! DO YOU SUPPOSE MERCEDES, WHO HASN'T HAD MUCH SLEEP, DREAMT THIS UP? HONEST, INSPECTOR, DER WAS ONLY T'REE O'US...I DON'T KNOW NO OLD MAN! DO YOU SUPPOSE MERCEDES, WHO HASN'T HAD MUCH SLEEP, DREAMT THIS UP? WHERE'S RED? OH, THIS IS AWFUL! I'll CALL THE INSPECTOR! INSPECTOR, COME AT ONCE! HURRY HURRY! WABBIT, WHO DON'T BE THING? I DON'T KNOW...IT HAPPENED ONCE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WHEN THE KILLER, LITTLE FINGER, CLIMBED UP ON A TELESCOPE Kiss By Bob Oksner and Jerry Albert YOU SEE, MY DEAR CAIRO, AFTER BARNEY HERE ESCAPED FROM THE BOMBED ITALIAN WAR PLANT HE'D BEEN SENT TO INVESTIGATE, HE THOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE THERE HAD WABBIT, WHO DON'T BE THING? I DON'T KNOW...IT HAPPENED ONCE WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WHEN THE KILLER, LITTLE FINGER, CLIMBED UP ON A TELESCOPE LADDER! I LOOKED INTO HIS ROOM FROM THE OUTSIDE WINDOW WHEN THEY WOULDN'T LET ME SEE HIM, BUT I SCARED THE WITS OUT OF MERCEDES... IVE GOT TO SEE HIM! HE HELD UP HIS FINGER LIKE THIS...INDICATING SILENCE! WHO CAN IT BE? YOU SEE, MY DEAR CAIRO, AFTER BARNEY HERE ESCAPED FROM THE BOMBED ITALIAN WAR PLANT HE'D BEEN SENT TO INVESTIGATE, HE THOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE THERE HAD BEEN KILLED! WHEN NEITHER THREATS NOR FORCE PRODUCED RESULTS IN AMERICA, DR. VILLANI TRICKED YOU INTO COMING TO ITALY!... AND NOW--I'LL TAKE THAT FORMULA, BARNEY SCOTT! THE, CHURCH BELL--IT NEVER RINGS AT THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EDES, WHO EP, DREAMT THIS UP? HE HELD UP HIS FINGER LIKE THIS... INDICATING SILENCE! WHO CAN IT BE? TO BE CONTINUED THE CHURCH BELL - IT NEVER RINGS AT THIS HOUR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LUISA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WANT THAT FORMULA -- AND ILL KILL TO GET IT! BUT THE PLANT OWNER ALSO ESCAPED--AND HE KNEW THE VALUE OF THE TREMENDOUS SECRET BARNEY HAD FOUND! THEN-- DR. VILLANI WAS THE OWNER WHO-- EXACTLY! NOT BEING A PHYSICIST, HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DEADLY SUN CONDENSER FORMULA HIMSELF--AND ONLY BARNEY COULD GIVE IT TO HIM! BUT THE PLANT OWNER ALSO ESCAPED--AND HE KNEW THE VALUE OF THE TREMENDOUS SECRET BARNEY HAD FOUND! THEN--DR. VILLANI WAS THE OWNER WHO-- EXACTLY! NOT BEING A PHYSICIST, HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DEADLY SUN CONDENSER FORMULA HIMSELF--AND ONLY BARNEY COULD GIVE IT TO HIM! BUT--BUT YOU FOUGHT FOR US AGAINST VILLANI! AND YOU WERE KNOWN BY THE PEOPLE AS A FAMOUS GUERRILLA LEADER! ONLY WITH THE HELP OF THE FASCIST, WHOSE AGENT I WAS! AS FOR VILLANI--SINCE WHEN DOES SISTER FIGHT BROTHER? YOU'RE --VILLANI'S SISTER?... THE DEVIL! IF EVER THERE WERE TWO CHOWDERHEADS, CAIRO, WE-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT BELL WILL ROUSE THE COUNTRYSIDE! FOR YOUR FUNERAL, MISS JONES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT BELL WILL ROUSE THE COUNTRYSIDE! FOR YOUR FUNERAL, MISS JONES!