anaheim-gazette 1946-02-28

LIFE'S LIKE TA BY FRED NEHER. "I'M GONNA GET OUTA DIS HOLD-UP RACKET... I WANT TO GET INTO SOMETHING WHERE THE CUSTOMER SMILES WHEN HE HANDS OVER HIS DOUGH" "HE'S GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE I HAVE TO KEEP "HE'S GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON him." "I SIMPLY HAD TO HAVE A NEW ONE, DEAR... MY OLD ONES WERE SO SHABBY I WAS ACTUALLY ASHAMED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE THE NEIGHBORS HAD." US MODERNS. "HE WENT TO SEE A DENTIST... HE'S HAVING A PLATE MADE TILL HE GETS HIS OWN TEETH." US MODERNS. HE WENT TO SEE A DENTIST... HE'S HAVING A PLATE MADE TILL HE GETS HIS OWN TEETH! I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY BALONEY!! WE COULDN'T GET A ROOM AT ANY HOTEL SO WE DECIDED TO STAY HERE. E THAT REG'LAR FELLERS PINHEAD, RUN OVER TO MRS. DUGAN'S BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR! PUDDINHEAD IS BUSY WITH HIS HOMEWORK! YOU GO AND ILL GIVE YOU A PENNY! TING TO THE AGE I HAVE TO KEEP ON HIM! SOME PUNKIN. PUDDINHEAD IS BUSY WITH HIS HOMEWORK! YOU GO AND I'LL GIVE YOU A PENNY! I HAVEN'T GOT ONE JUST NOW-- I'LL OWE IT TO YOU! OH, MOTHER, I'm SO HAPPY I DON'T KNOW -AND I THINK YOU HAVE A CALLER. OLD HAVE I HEARD BODY SAY NEY'' 3-3-46 OH, MOTHER, IM SO HAPPY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! - AND I THINK YOU HAVE A CALLER DOWN STAIRS! PINHEAD, RUN OVER TO MRS. DUGAN'S AND BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR! AW GEE, MOM--IT'S PUD'S TURN TO GO OVER THIS TIME! BUSY WORK! GIVE Y!" OKAY, MOM! GIMME TH' PENNY! BUSY WORK! GIVE Y! OKAY, MOM! GIMME TH' PENNY! Y'DON'T HAFTA OWE ME A PENNY, MOM!--ILL GET TH' SUGAR AN' BORROW A PENNY FROM MRS. DUGAN FOR YA AT TH'SAME TIME! ZOOLIE WHY, PINHEAD' WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN I'M SINGIN' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU' WITH JIMMIE DUGAN, ONEY HE AINT HERE AN' ZOOLIE I THINK HAVE A ALLER WN STAIRS! WHY, PINHEAD' WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? I'M SINGIN' 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU' WITH JIMMIE DUGAN, ONEY HE AIN'T HERE ANY' I CAN'T REMEMBER TH' WORDS!