anaheim-gazette 1946-02-21

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER SQUEAKY NO... BUT I CAN GIVE YOU ROOM IN A BATH." "NO... BUT I CAN GIVE YOU ROOM IN A BATH!" "ALBERT SAID FOR TONIGHT I SHOULD DRESS AS WHEN WE FIRST MET... I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT SHADE LIPSTICK I WORE." "IS THAT THE WAY YOU CHOKED THE JAPS, SARGE?" US MODERNS. "We're in favor of a change!" ÜS MODERNS. "WE'RE IN FAVOR OF A CHANGE!" (Released by Unpublished News Papers) "LET GO JUNIOR.... HE SAW THE PEANUT FIRST!!" E THAT NO... BUT I CAN'GIVE YOU ROOM IN A BATH. REG'LAR FELLERS THE BOYS ARE SHOUTING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! SEE WHAT THEY WANT! WHAT IS BUMP HUDSON SHOUTING AT NO... BUT I CAN'GIVE YOU ROOM IN A BATH! SAID FOR TONIGHT DRESS AS WHEN I ST MET... I CAN'T BEER, WHAT SHADE I WORE. WHAT IS BUMP HUDSON SHOUTING AT YOU? WELL IF YOU OWE IT TO HIM, PAY HIM WITH A SMILE! THAT FELLOW MUST BE AWFUL RICH! LOOK AT THE SOLID GOLD MEDALS ON HIS CHEST! SOME PUNKINS THAT FELLOW MUST BE AWFUL RICH! LOOK AT THE SOLID GOLD MEDALS ON HIS CHEST! THE BOYS ARE SHOUTING FOR YOU OUTSIDE! SEE WHAT THEY WANT! IF YOU DON'T COME OUT AN' PAY ME THAT MONEY, PINHEAD, YOUR MOTHER'LL HAVE TO SEND FOR TH' UNDERTAKER! HE KNOWS I HAVE TWO CRISIS IT IS HUDSON ING AT OU? HE KNOWS I HAVE TWO CENTS AN' HE WANTS ME TO PAY IT TO HIM! WELL IF YOU OWE IT TO HIM, PAY HIM WITH A SMILE! THATS WHAT I D LIKE TO DO, MOM, BUT HE'S SUCH A PIGGIE HE WANTS CASH! ZOOLIE LOW MUST BE AWFUL OK AT THE SOUID GOLD ON HIS CHEST! OH! HE'S POORER THAN WE ARE! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ZOOLIE LOW MUST BE AWFUL OK AT THE SOIL GOLD ON HIS CHEST! OH! HE'S POORER THAN WE ARE! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY HIMSELF A WHOLE PAIR OF EYEGLASSES!