anaheim-gazette 1946-01-31

LIFE'S LIKE THIS BY FRED NEHER THE CHIEF ASKED ME ABOUT JITTER-BUGGING.... THEY HAVE A PARTICULARLY OBSTINATE EVIL SPIRIT THEY'D LIKE TO DRIVE AWAY. SHE ALWAYS GURGLES WHEN SHE MEETS A MAN! US MODERNS I HAD THAT JOB UNTIL MOM MADE ME QUIT SAID SHE SPENT MORE ON CASTOR OIL THAN T CROCKER US MODERNS "I'M NOT YOUR HONEY ...I NEVER SAW THE INSIDE OF A BEE HIVE!" FEB 3 46 "FIRST I MUST TELL YOU; YOUR UNCLE'S WILL IS MORE IN THE NATURE OF A WON'T." E THAT NDY SHOP SQUEAKY. REG'LAR FELLERS GIMME TWO CENTS WORTHA THOSE A PENNY'S WORT THESE AN' ONE THEM AN' SOM JELLYBEANS OH, MOM! TALK ABOUT A S'PRIZE! WHEN I WAS OUT. THAT JOB UNTIL ADE ME QUIT D SHE SPENT N CASTOR OIL THAN THE JOB WAS WORTH! ROCKERY OH, MOM! TALK ABOUT A S'PRIZE! WHEN I WAS OUT, PLAYIN' I PUT MY HAN' IN MY POCKET AN' FOUND FIFTEEN CENTS! A COCOANUT BAR AN' A GLASS OF LEMONADE ANNA PENNY'S WORTHA PEANUTS AN'---- LOOK AT THE LITTLE LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY KANGAROO IN HIS MOTHER'S POCKET! - AND THE OTHER KANGAROO HASN'T NOT ANY BABY! EXHIBITION OF STRANGE ANIMALS OH, ANYBODY LIABLE FORGE GIMME TWO CENTS WORTHA THOSE AN' A PENNY'S WORTHA THESE AN' ONE OF THEM AN' SOME JELLYBEANS! I'll HAVE A COOKIE ANNA SPICE CAKE ANNA CREAMPUFF! -DON'T BOTHER WRAPPING 'EM UP! K ABOUT EN I WAS OUT. SO RIGHT AWAY I GOT MYSELF AN' K ABOUT EN I WAS OUT, Y HAN' IN N' FOUND ENTS! SO RIGHT AWAY I GOT MYSELF AN' ICE-CREAM CONE AN' TWO CENTS WORTHA JELLY BEANS AN' A COCOANUT BAR AN' GLASS OF LEMONADE NNA PENNY'S WORTHA PEANUTS AN'----- HEY! WHAT'S TH'BIG IDEA? YA GOT MY PANTS ON! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE OH, ANYBODY'S LIABLE TO FORGET! FORGET WHAT? TO FORGET AND LEAVE A KANGAROO HOME IN HER OTHER POCKET!