anaheim-gazette 1946-01-24

LIFE'S LIKE THAT BY FRED NEHER IF YOU'RE GONNA SEND ME TO DANCING SCHOOL... I WANT TO TAKE BOXING LESSONS, LAUNDRY DONE RIGHT DON'T CALL BACK FOR TWO MONTHS I HAVE WASHING MACHINE DEMONSTRATIONS SCHEDULED UNTIL THEN! ONE GOOD THING...WE DIDN'T MISH THE LASHT TRAIN!" US MODERNS. US MODERNS. "ALL IN FAVOR OF ANOTHER BOTTLE, SAY I!" ANY INSURANCE COMPANY. "IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE OF OUR ACCIDENT POLICIES I'D THROW YOU OUT OF HERE!" "I MUST BE SHIPPING...I KE AND SHE DOESN'T MOVE" "WHY IS IT WHEN I LOOK IN HERE THE TUBES ARE ALL TOOTHPASTE WHEN I WANT TO SHAVE AND ALL SHAVING CREAM WHEN I WANT TO BRUSH MY TEETH!" KE THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEND ME DANCING SCHOOL...I WANT TAKE BOXING LESSONS, TOO!!" REG'LAR FELLERS TH' CLUB NEEDS A LOT OF REPAIRS A I THINK WE ORTER DO THEM OURSELVES SECOND TH' NOTHING GOOD IDEA! EAKY. SOME PUNKIN. BAM! OUCH! OUCH! MY FINGER! MUST BE SHIPPING...I KEEP WINKING AT HER SHE DOESN'T MOVE A MUSCLE! IS IT WHEN I IN HERE THE S ARE ALL PASTE WHEN I TO SHAVE AND HAVING CREAM I WANT TO WITH MY TEETH! TH' CLUB NEEDS A LOT OF REPAIRS AN' I THINK WE ORTER DO THEM OURSELVES! SECOND TH' NOTION! GOOD IDEA! EVERYBODY GET A HAMMER AN' SOME NAILS AN' WE'LL START! RIGHT-O! ALL THEM IN FAVOR OF HIRIN' A CARPENTER RAISE YR HAND! ZOOLIE ZOOLIE AND IS THAT WHAT YOUR UNCLE IS, ZOOLIE? A LION-TAMER? NOT YET, BUT HE WILL BE SOON! HE'S JUST LEARNING! HE'S ONLY UP TO THE PART WHERE HE COMBS THEIR MANES AND CLEANS THEIR TEETH!