anaheim-gazette 1946-01-10

LIFE'S LIKE THAT by FRED NEHER. "I'M SO HAPPY...ALL ALONG I HAD THE FEELING THAT THE DOCTOR THOUGHT I WAS JUST A GIRL WHO AN WITH AN "I'M SO HAPPY...ALL ALONG I HAD THE FEELING THAT THE DOCTOR THOUGHT I WAS JUST A SILLY WOMAN WITH AN IMAGINARY SYMPTOM." BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D SEE IN THE CRYSTAL BALL THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A DOLLAR. DR. CODY MY DOLLY DOESN'T SLEEP ANYMORE....HER EYES ARE OUT OF ORDER. US MODERNS. US MODERNS IT'S A DUMMY...NOW I WON'T HAVE ANYONE GRABBIN' MY BOTTLE. NO I WON'T LET YOU KISS ME X AFTER YOUR NAME WHEN BE THAT HAPPY...ALL ALONG I HE FEELING THAT THE R THOUGHT I WAS JUST REG'LAR FELLERS YOUR FATHER IS WILD HE'S HUNTED HIGH AND LOW AND HE CAN'T FIN A SINGLE ONE OF HIS FAVORITE PIPES! FOR GIVIN' PINHEAD TH' AIR RIFLE! HAPPY...ALL ALONG I HE FEELING THAT THE R THOUGHT I WAS JUST A WOMAN WITH AN NARY SYMPTOM. SOME PUNKIN. FOR GIVIN' PINHEAD TH' AIR RIFLE! COME HERE, MOM, AN' I'll SHOW YA! WELL, I DECLARE! ALL READY FOR SCHOOL AND YOU HAVEN't BRUSHED YOUR TEETH! YOU MARCH! I WISH Y ONLY LET M 'BM LIKE THE ISLANDER WON'T LET YOU KISS ME, BUT YOU MAY PUT AN TER YOUR NAME WHEN YOU SIGN MY GUEST BOOK. "IT SAYS HERE WOMEN'S FEET HAVE INCREASED IN SIZE DURING THE LAST FIVE YEARS..... PROBABLY THROUGH TRYING TO FILL MEN'S SHOES." 1-13-46 FRED NEHER YOUR FATHER IS WILD! HE'S HUNTED HIGH AND LOW AND HE CAN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE OF HIS FAVORITE PIPES! WELL ITS ALL POP'S FAULT! WHAT'S ALL POP'S FAULT? WHAT ON EARTH HAS PINHEAD'S AIR RIFLE GOT TO DO WITH YOUR FATHER'S PIPES? WHAT ON EARTH HAS PINHEAD'S AIR RIFLE GOT TO DO WITH YOUR FATHER'S PIPES? COME HERE, MOM, AN' ILL SHOW YA! SEE? HE'S GOT POP'S PIPES STUCK IN HIS TARGET JUS' LIKE THEY DO IN A REAL SHOOTIN' GALLERY! PINHEAD DUFFY'S SHOOTING GALLRY Trade Mark All rights reserved I WISH YOU'D ONLY LET ME CLEAN 'EM LIKE THE SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS DO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? IN OUR JOOGGRIFY IT SAYS' INSTEAD OF BRUSHING THEIR TEETH TH' SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS CLEAN 'EM BY EATING ZOOLIE I WISH YOU'D ONLY LET ME CLEAN 'EM LIKE THE SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS DO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? IN OUR JOGGRIFY IT SAYS INSTEAD OF BRUSHING THEIR TEETH TH' SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS CLEAN 'EM BY EATING COCOANUTS, BANANAS 'N' ORANGES!