anaheim-gazette 1945-12-27

DON, ILL NEVER FORGET CHRISTMAS WEEK SPENT WITH CAL KING II AND THE JUNIOR CRIME DESTROYERS OF F.S.O. NEITHER WILL I... JUST THINK... HERE WE ARE WITH OPIE CURRAN LANDING AT ELGIN CLUB ON GENEVA LAKE TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR! WELL... WELL... IT'S JIMMY... HOW ARE YOU? TOPPER THAN TOP! BOY, DO I SMELL GOODIES... WHAT'S COOKIN'? CAL KING, WHAT A SWELL TIME WE HAD WITH DON AND RED ON CHRISTMAS DAY! WELL...WELL... IT'S JIMMY... HOW ARE YOU? TOPPER THAN TOP! BOY, DO I SMELL GOODIES... WHAT'S COOKIN'? CAL KING, WHAT A SWELL TIME WE HAD WITH DON AND RED ON CHRISTMAS DAY! OPIE, HOW I'D LIKE TO SAIL ONE OF THOSE...IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF THE ACADEMY! COME...IVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! SEE...THE ICEBOAT SHE'S WAIT FOR YOU TO SAIL! WOW! AIN'T THIS FUN? OPIE, HOW ARE THE MILES AND PORTERS OF BUENA VISTA AND THE HAMLINS, LEVERINGS, COBBS AND MORRISES OF ELGIN CLUB? THEY'RE ALL FINE, DON! WOW! AIN'T THIS FUN? OPIE, HOW ARE THE MILES AND PORTERS OF BUENA VISTA AND THE HAMLINS, LEVERINGS, COBBS AND MORRISES OF ELGIN CLUB?: THEY'RE ALL FINE, DON! JUST THINK WITH OPIE CURRAN IN CLUB ON TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR! HOW'S HENRIETTA, SHE'S GRAND! OPIE? LOOK! SHE'S WAVING FROM THE WINDOW! NOW CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT A JOB LIES AHEAD OF US SMALL GUYS TO FIGHT CRIME WITH DON, RED AND CRIME DESTROYERS? THOSE BULLETHEADS THINK I LEARNED SOME FANTASTIC SECRET DURING THE WAR! THEY'RE TRYING TO USE CAIRO TO PRY IT OUT OF ME! ALL YOU KNOW IS THAT G-2 SENT YOU INTO AN ITALIAN EXPERIMENTAL FACTORY... ... TO PRY LOAD PROCESS — AN BLASTED THE RIFLE IF YOU COULD YOU LEARNED BOMBING WHAT A SWELL WITH DON AND CHRISTMAS DAY! NOW CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT A JOB LIES AHEAD OF US SMALL GUYS TO FIGHT CRIME WITH DON, RED AND CRIME DESTROYERS? SEE... THERE'S THE WOW. ICEBOAT DELUXE, AND SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU TO SAIL! WOW YRE ALL FINE, DON! HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS! THOSE BULLETHEADS THINK I LEARNED SOME FANTASTIC SECRET DURING THE WAR! THEY'RE TRYING TO USE CAIRO TO PRY IT OUT OF ME! ALL YOU KNOW IS THAT G-2 SENT YOU INTO AN ITALIAN EXPERIMENTAL FACTORY... WE'RE NOT GETTIN' ANYWHERE THIS WAY, DOC! THERE ARE OTHER WAYS! GO OUT AND BRING IN SCOTT HIMSELF! HE'S ESCAPE PERMIT THREE MISS JON TO THE WALLS ARE BOUND PROOF... THE DOORS ARE LOCKED! SHOULD DEATH UNFORTUNATELY VISIT THIS ROOM... TOO BAD! MERELY A SURGICAL ERROR! YRE ALL FINE, DON! HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS! THE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOF... THE DOORS ARE LOCKED! SHOULD DEATH UNFORTUNATELY VISIT THIS ROOM... TOO BAD! MERELY A BURGICAL ERROR! SHOULD WE -- CALL THE POLICE? WE DON'T DARE RING THE POLICE IN ON THIS! THE GANG THAT SEIZED CAIRO IS AFTER SOMETHING BIG! IF THEY SEE THE BADGE-BOYS ON THEIR TRAIL-- SHE'S THROUGH! BUT WE MUST DO SOMETHING, MR. RACY! ... TO PRY LOOSE A SPECIAL GASOLINE PROCESS -- AND THEN OUR BOMB BOYS BLASTED THE FACTORY -- WITH YOU IN IT! IF YOU COULD ONLY REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED BEFORE THAT BOMBING, BARNEY! Meanwhile, in the offices of Dr. Harlo Villani... THIS IS VERY DISTASTERUL TO ME, MISS JONES!... IF YOU WOULD ONLY BE REASONABLE... I TELL YOU I DON'T KNOW BARNEY SCOTT'S SECRET -- IF HE HAS ONE! I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T KNOW! ... TO PRY LOOSE A SPECIAL GASOLINE PROCESS - AND THEN OUR BOMB BOYS BLASTED THE FACTORY - WITH YOU IN IT! IF YOU COULD ONLY REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED BEFORE THAT BOMBING, BARNEY! Meanwhile, in the offices of Dr. Harlo Villani... THIS IS VERY DISTASTEFUL TO ME, MISS JONES!... IF YOU WOULD ONLY BE REASONABLE... I TELL YOU I DON'T KNOW BARNEY SCOTT'S SECRET - IF HE HAS ONE! I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T KNOW! HE'S ESCAPED YOU TWICE! I DO NOT PERMIT THREE FAILURES! ... AS FOR MISS JONES - I WILL UNDERTAKE TO PERSUADE HER! I AM A SURGEON BY PROFESSION, MY DEAR! DEADLY SHARP INSTRUMENTS ARE MY NORMAL TOOLS ... AND THE SIGHT OF GREAT PAIN GIVES ME NO QUALMS! YOU ARE HOPELESSLY TRAPPED, Cairo Jones! YOU ARE HOPELESSLY TRAPPED, CAIRO JONES!