anaheim-gazette 1945-12-20

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. OTHER TRUCKING SHORT AND LONG HAULS UNBREAKABLE DOLLS TRUCKING SHORT AND LONG HAUL NEW STREET, AMAZ. "TRYIN' TO SNEAK BY THE LIGHT, EH?!!" /2-23-45 US MODERNS. SO I SAID TO HER...LISTEN, BABE...YOU TAKE ME AS I AM OR GET YOURSELF SOMEBODY ELSE!!!" OF COURSE I MISS YOU, DARLING!" MOM SAID WHAT WE REALLY NEED FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN UNBREAKABLE FATHER." TAKE ME AS I AM OR GET YOURSELF SOMEBODY ELSE!!! OF COURSE I MISS YOU, DARLING!" I DON'T MIND BEING LOOKED OVER... IT'S BEING OVERLOOKED THAT MAKES ME MAD! ARE YOU SURE STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT IS INCLUDED IN YOUR G.I.BILL OF RIGHTS?!! KE THAT UNBREAKABLE DOLLS REG'LAR FELLERS GO OVER TO OOMLAUF'S BAKERY AND PICK OUT A CAKE FOR DINNER, BUT___ HURRY! OH BOY! MY FAV'RITE! DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE-- AN' DO I LOVE SAID WHAT WE LY NEED FOR CHRISTMAS UNBREAKABLE FATHER." SUGAR'N' SPICE SOME PUNKIN' BUS STOP OH BOY! MY FAV'RITE! DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE-- AN' DO I LOVE DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE! BOOK YOUR CITY CHAIN I DON'T KNOW THE SIZE OF THE TABLE, BUT HOLD THE WIRE AND GET DA RULE, ZOO BUS STOP I DON'T KNOW THE SIZE OF THE TABLE, BUT HOLD THE WIRE AND ILL MIND OUT! GET DAWK RULE, ZOO THE LENGTH KITCHEN FOR MO GO OVER TO COMILLE'S BAKERY AND PICK OUT A CAKE FOR DINNER, BUT... HURRY! WHAT KIND OF A CAKE, WILL I GET, MOM? ANY KIND YOU LIKE, BUT HURRY! POPPA WILL BE HOMEIN A MINUTE! MY GOSHI! ME WITH DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE AN' WHO DO BOY! WRITE! FOOD CAKE I LOVE FOOD CAKE! MY GOSH! ME WITH DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE AN WHO DO I SEE! KEEP YOUR CITY CLEAN ZOOLIE GET DADDY'S TWO-FOOT RULE, ZOOLIE, AND MEASURE THE LENGTH OF THE RULE, MOM, WITH TWO THUMBS OVER AND THIS PENCIL BOX AND MY HAND FROM HERE TO HERE. ZOOLIE GET DADDY'S TWO-FOOT RULE, ZOOLE, AND MEASURE THE LENGTH OF THE KITCHEN TABLE FOR MOTHER! IT'S JUST EXACTLY THE LENGTH OF THE RULE, MOM, WITH TWO THUMBS OVER AND THIS PENCIL BOX AND MY HAND FROM HERE TO HERE. ALL BUT THIS FINGER!