anaheim-gazette 1945-12-13

BOYS, MEET UNCLE FUZZY FACE--UNK FOR SHORT! HE SAVED MY LIFE IN THE JUNGLE BY HAULING ME OUT OF A CANNIBAL PLANT! BY GLENN CHAFFIN AND MARC SWAYZE MAY 16-1958 YOU TAKE SOME AWFUL CHANCES, JENNY! THIS...THIS JASPER IS MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN...MAY BE DANGEROUS! BUT TIMBER, HE ISN'T AT ALL/HE'S SWEET AND GENTLE AS A LAMB/AREN'T YOU, UNCLE FUZZY FACE? UNK! HIS VOCABULARY KIND OF LIMIT AIN'T IT P THIS... THIS JASPER IS MORE ANIMAL THAN MAN... MAY BE DANGEROUS! UNK! HE'S SWEET AND GENTLE AS A LAMB/AREN'T YOU, UNCLE FUZZY FACE? UNK! THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD, SCOOP! K-RATION MALT TABLETS HARD AS FLINT! HERE, PARDNER. HAVE SOME PEANUTS! UNK! JENNY'S STYLE SHOW ANDREA GALLAGHER WOLLASTON. MASS. ANDREA GALLAGHER WOLLASTON. MASS. DOROTHY WOOD, ATLANTA. GA. GAY HOWDY TO THE GANG, UNK! UNK! HIS VOCABULARY'S KIND OF LIMITED, AIN'T IT? THE BLACK MAGICIAN--HE KNEW ALAD-DIN WOULD RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATLY, SO HE DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE LIGHTING HIS MYSTIC FIRE HE CALLED FORTH A MAGIC SPELL MARKET PLACE VER-HE COLLECTTHERE WAS ONE HE WASN'T SEEN BUT THE NEER OFF THE LAMP E ALERT UNK! WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES ME THE MONKEY'S UNCLE! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ALADDIN'S LAMP~ THE GENIE SURE USES SOME FANCY DIShes-I'll TAKE THIS SILVERWARE TO MARKET AND SELL IT, PIECE BY PIECE AS ALADDIN SAT IN THE MARKET PLACE SELLING HIS MARNELOUS SILVER-HE COLLECTED QUITE A CROWD - AND THERE WAS ONE PERSON, WHO MADE SURE HE WASN'T SEEN SHE ATE ALL RIGHT BUT SHE NEVER TOOK-HER GREEDY EYES OFF THE LAMP — ALADDIN, WAS ON THE ALERT OUR AERO HAD CLEANED UP QUITE A SUM DURING THE DAY-SO HE OFFERED THE OLD DAME A COIN-BUT SHE PLEADED WINGER- FAMOUS FICTION~ ALADDIN DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO TAKE IT EASY, AND NOT GET HIS WEALTH TOO SUDdenLY FOR IT WOULD AROUSE THE NEIGHBORS CURiosity, and BRING THE AUTHORITIES AROUND TO INVESTIGATE THAT EVENING WHEN ALADDIN ARRIVED HOME - HE FOUND AN AGED WOMAN BEGOING AT HIS DOORWAY THEN, WITH AMAZING QUICKNESSALADDIN'S MOTHER BUT THE NEVER OFF THE LAMP E ALERT OUR HERO HAD CLEANED UP QUITE A SUM DURING THE DAY- SO WE OFFERED THE OLD DAME A COIN-BUT SHE PLENDED WINGSTHIS OLD WOMAN IS HUNGRY MOTHER-FEED HER SHE ATE ALL RIGHT BUT SHE NEVER TOOK-HER GREEDY EYES OFF THE LAMP—ALADDIN, WAS ON THE ALERT fold back THAT EVENING WHEN ALADDIN ARRIVED HOME - HE FOUND AN AGED WOMAN BEGOING AT HIS DOORWAY